MILWAUKEE — Former Vice President Mike Pence, looking visibly agitated, addressed a room of reporters today to voice his bewilderment over the lack of public concern regarding former President Donald Trump’s attempt on his life during the January 6th insurrection.
Obviously Hannibal Lector will be his VP. Eventually Trump will have him roasted (well done) and served with fava beans because Hannibal once forgot to genuflect when Trump entered the room.
Trump may have been willing to set that aside with a warning and 40 lashes, but this was AFTER Lector sat down before Trump did at a lunch.
Do public schools still count it as a vegetable 🤔 and will chocolate milk be available for the younger kids 🤔. Kids don't care for white milk. They used to claim that milk builds strong bones 💪and they pushed it to schools. Now milk is lower on the food pyramid. Chocolate 🍫? Coffee ☕? Tea 🍵?
- has 34 felony convictions for falsifying business records to affect the outcomes me of the 2026 election.
- was adjudicated a rapist.
- has adjudicated ~$1/2 a billion for fraudulently under- and over- estimating the values of his properties to get better loan deals and pay fewer taxes.
- refused, and is still refusing to, to accept the results of the 2020 election.
- refused to institute the peaceful transfer of power for the first time in our history.
- stole US owned documents including top secret documents and has hidden them and lied about them, for which he is on bail in Florida.
- incited a riot at the Capitol to stop the certification of the 2020 election in which over 100 LEOs were killed or injured, documents, furniture, and Nancy Pelosi’s laptop were stolen, and the Capitol was smeared with feces and urine, for which he is on bail in DC.
- plotted with a large number of his MAGA people to produce alternate election delegates and pressured the SoS of Georgia to “find” enough ballots to make him the winner, for which he is on bail in Georgia.
- has declared that he will be a dictator on day one, supported by his flunkies in the not so SCOTUS.
- plans to turn the US into a Christian Nationalist nation, as outlined in Project 2025, where contraception, abortion, pornography, “recreational” sex, same-sex marriage are illegal, government can track your periods and pregnancy, and LBGTQ people are punished for who they are.
Susan Kemp! Excellent summary of many of the former guy's atrocities. If only the majority of Americans would stop listening to mainstream corporate media and start listening to people like you. Thank you. You are a true citizen of these United States.💙
I can’t forget that the Electoral College chooses the President. Especially states with the most Electors based on population. Now “bow to the one you serve; you only get what you deserve.”
The EC is one of the more ridiculous concessions to the slave owners. The holdover to the modern US is insane. They should have included its abolition when they were making all the other post civil war amendments. Agh!
Would flying 🐀 's be any worse than the coming Joro spiders 🕷 🤔. Supposedly harmless to humans. Can someone out there genetically alter them to be deadly to him and his alliance?
Dear former VP Mike Pence: welcome to the world of malignant narcissistic socio/psychopaths. You didn’t see that coming? How many Americans did your former boss let die pursuing “herd immunity” without a vaccine? After all - who was having the highest death rate from Covid - the elderly, people of color, the poor and people of color. Thinning the herd. Eugenics - for a white supremacist.
Mr. Former VP - you did the right thing at the end, but people like your former boss will destroy anyone who no longer serves their purpose. Including family, unless the blowback will be too damaging to their “image”.
It’s the nature of the beast. You failed to recognize that you were working with evil personified.
Hi Kay👋. I can't recall specifics, but I think that Mikey was to the core evil 👺from many decades. The orangesicle was merely grafty and rapey and conny while sputtering chaoticly along. He was just too stupid to be evil 😈... Still is.
Good grief Americas really can’t be buying the VD chant BS This is MAGA ⤵️ Trump would destroying American why would they Germany France UK EU come to our aid if China attacked
I don’t believe for a second donny was gonna kill pence. He might’ve said it but that 🍊🤡 says a lot of stuff… mostly lies. I’m sure Secret Service is with mikey all the time. Unless THEY were gonna kill him. Sad to say but truth hurts if it was true… No Loss. He was a kiss ass loser as all that surrounded Captain bone 🍖 spurs.
That's right. Pence ain't no hero. He just got scared when Trump wanted him to so flagrantly violate his oath of office and the Constitution.
One decent action (which was really just a refusal to do a terrible thing that was demanded of him and at the same time place responsibility on his head) doesn't make up for years of shitty policy as governor of Indiana and vice president, and sucking up to the even worse Trump.
Yep. Tricky Dicky as another ass hole (you see a pattern here) as I’m sure the Dems got a few too but nothing to compare to the T party lovers. How many died as he kept the Vietnam war chugging along so he could get credit for ending it? He was an anti semite & apparently lots of enemies too. He always reminded me of another J. Edgar.
Nothing wrong in being kinky but coming across like a John Wayne when you’re actually a Rupe Paul… and you lead the FBI?! He’s the one that should’ve been assassinated not JFK.
We need to lock Trump and all his MAGAt voters up to save our sacred democracy from Christofascism!
Obviously Hannibal Lector will be his VP. Eventually Trump will have him roasted (well done) and served with fava beans because Hannibal once forgot to genuflect when Trump entered the room.
Trump may have been willing to set that aside with a warning and 40 lashes, but this was AFTER Lector sat down before Trump did at a lunch.
Fava? I thought that the only veggies he ate were baked potatoes and fries, and catsup if that counts 🤔.
You make a good point. And ketchup is a vegetable; Ronald Reagan said so.
😀
Do public schools still count it as a vegetable 🤔 and will chocolate milk be available for the younger kids 🤔. Kids don't care for white milk. They used to claim that milk builds strong bones 💪and they pushed it to schools. Now milk is lower on the food pyramid. Chocolate 🍫? Coffee ☕? Tea 🍵?
😂
Mike, no one cares because you're a nat c and a shit human.
True, but it is remarkable about Trump, it is good to know what he is capable of.
Why does no one care that trump:
- has 34 felony convictions for falsifying business records to affect the outcomes me of the 2026 election.
- was adjudicated a rapist.
- has adjudicated ~$1/2 a billion for fraudulently under- and over- estimating the values of his properties to get better loan deals and pay fewer taxes.
- refused, and is still refusing to, to accept the results of the 2020 election.
- refused to institute the peaceful transfer of power for the first time in our history.
- stole US owned documents including top secret documents and has hidden them and lied about them, for which he is on bail in Florida.
- incited a riot at the Capitol to stop the certification of the 2020 election in which over 100 LEOs were killed or injured, documents, furniture, and Nancy Pelosi’s laptop were stolen, and the Capitol was smeared with feces and urine, for which he is on bail in DC.
- plotted with a large number of his MAGA people to produce alternate election delegates and pressured the SoS of Georgia to “find” enough ballots to make him the winner, for which he is on bail in Georgia.
- has declared that he will be a dictator on day one, supported by his flunkies in the not so SCOTUS.
- plans to turn the US into a Christian Nationalist nation, as outlined in Project 2025, where contraception, abortion, pornography, “recreational” sex, same-sex marriage are illegal, government can track your periods and pregnancy, and LBGTQ people are punished for who they are.
Susan Kemp! Excellent summary of many of the former guy's atrocities. If only the majority of Americans would stop listening to mainstream corporate media and start listening to people like you. Thank you. You are a true citizen of these United States.💙
You’re welcome. 💙
😁
I can’t forget that the Electoral College chooses the President. Especially states with the most Electors based on population. Now “bow to the one you serve; you only get what you deserve.”
The EC is one of the more ridiculous concessions to the slave owners. The holdover to the modern US is insane. They should have included its abolition when they were making all the other post civil war amendments. Agh!
Scary, isn’t it….
😱
NIN!!!
And a convicted felon can run for office, especially President.
I’m stunned, but carrying on……
👏👏👏
It blows me away!
Couldn’t agree more!
Especially when one considers that Mike Pence is a super-devout Christian.
You'd think God would be more concerned with Pence's prayers than the outcome of the Super Bowl, but, nah....
Millions and Millions are wondering that very question? Maybe no one gives a flying rats ASS?
Would flying 🐀 's be any worse than the coming Joro spiders 🕷 🤔. Supposedly harmless to humans. Can someone out there genetically alter them to be deadly to him and his alliance?
WOO’HON Slooow down a Sec you know they’d blame it on Fauci the leak & Alejandro Mayorkas for not stopping them at the southern border 😂
😂
Maybe? Probably! It’s a mean world, full of apathy…..
J D Vance sounds like a raving maniac. He’d let the dump hang him? Ok….
You do know this is satire.
Yes, Janet. I do know, but thanks for the heads up.
I figured you did, but you sounded so sure. forgive me. I’m new here. I’m going pure substack instead of media.
Good decision. Substack has much better writers/journalists and more honest news than the main stream media. And that's including the satire.
One of my failings. I almost always sound sure. When you’re brought up with five brother’s, you need to be sure and strong!
I can understand that feeling……
Pence's actual silence on the election is a nail in the coffin that I hope Trump mumbles into, sooner than later...
Dear former VP Mike Pence: welcome to the world of malignant narcissistic socio/psychopaths. You didn’t see that coming? How many Americans did your former boss let die pursuing “herd immunity” without a vaccine? After all - who was having the highest death rate from Covid - the elderly, people of color, the poor and people of color. Thinning the herd. Eugenics - for a white supremacist.
Mr. Former VP - you did the right thing at the end, but people like your former boss will destroy anyone who no longer serves their purpose. Including family, unless the blowback will be too damaging to their “image”.
It’s the nature of the beast. You failed to recognize that you were working with evil personified.
Donny deserves to be waterboarded. I always said if they need volunteers I’m raising my hand high!
Hi Kay👋. I can't recall specifics, but I think that Mikey was to the core evil 👺from many decades. The orangesicle was merely grafty and rapey and conny while sputtering chaoticly along. He was just too stupid to be evil 😈... Still is.
Good grief Americas really can’t be buying the VD chant BS This is MAGA ⤵️ Trump would destroying American why would they Germany France UK EU come to our aid if China attacked
https://www.politico.com/news/2024/07/10/trump-considering-cutting-intel-sharing-europe-00167503
That’s so true!
I don’t believe for a second donny was gonna kill pence. He might’ve said it but that 🍊🤡 says a lot of stuff… mostly lies. I’m sure Secret Service is with mikey all the time. Unless THEY were gonna kill him. Sad to say but truth hurts if it was true… No Loss. He was a kiss ass loser as all that surrounded Captain bone 🍖 spurs.
Mr Pence,
I care that he tried to kill you.
But I also care that you never once came forward to tell the authorities everything you knew.
Yes, he tried to kill you.
But you tried to kill our democracy with your silent complacency.
That's right. Pence ain't no hero. He just got scared when Trump wanted him to so flagrantly violate his oath of office and the Constitution.
One decent action (which was really just a refusal to do a terrible thing that was demanded of him and at the same time place responsibility on his head) doesn't make up for years of shitty policy as governor of Indiana and vice president, and sucking up to the even worse Trump.
I read somewhere, years ago, something to the effect that Pence has the personality of a room temperature glass of skim milk.
😂
Hopefully the milk is pasteurized.
The stupid stupid raw milk 🥛 people love the orange 🍊 devil. FDA AND NIH AND EVIL FAUCHI . Stupidity at its crescendo.
😆 vance: whatever it takes ~ geez
Yep. Tricky Dicky as another ass hole (you see a pattern here) as I’m sure the Dems got a few too but nothing to compare to the T party lovers. How many died as he kept the Vietnam war chugging along so he could get credit for ending it? He was an anti semite & apparently lots of enemies too. He always reminded me of another J. Edgar.
J. Edgar was a cross dresser. Kinky.👩🦳🧚♂️🧚♀️🧚🧜♂️🧜♀️🧜🧞🧞♀️🧞♂️. Fuck antisemites 🖕🖕🖕.
He must have looked so awful in a dress and lipstick, going into the FBI Building! You put lipstick on a pig, ya’ still got a pig.
J Edna Hoover…
Nothing wrong in being kinky but coming across like a John Wayne when you’re actually a Rupe Paul… and you lead the FBI?! He’s the one that should’ve been assassinated not JFK.
Interesting podcast regarding anti-semitism. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/in-these-times-with-rabbi-ammi-hirsch/id1622485978?i=1000658003812
such a relief to hear mike p. reinforcing the patriotic saying, “for god and country.”