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Leslie Goodman-Malamuth's avatar

Concerns, concepts of a plan, things just happen, not gonna show my cards, won’t live to pardon turkeys Jamal and Virginia. Oliver Twister just says more. No please, never sir, no “May I,” never shuts up. Every accusation is a confession: He’s the “Quiet, Piggy.”

Susan G Unkert's avatar

Really sucks to be him!

Susan G Unkert's avatar

They deserve everything they get!

Leslie Goodman-Malamuth's avatar

“Poor Uncle Wiggly!” my father crooned sarcastically. Not being a Salinger reader in kindergarten, it took Detective Leslie years to determine that this phrase comes from “Uncle Wiggly in Connecticut.” To wilted Mike, Jerry’s Kids taunt: Poor Uncle Wiggly!

Leslie Goodman-Malamuth's avatar

“Shaken Johnson Syndrome” is what turned Minor Mike’s brain to poi.

Steve Farrell's avatar

hard to make sense of what you just said

Steve Farrell's avatar

sorry to hear that, I've been there.

Lady Emsworth's avatar

Maybe not easily comprehensible - but a nice dose of stream-of-consciousness just the same. Mid you, hard to see trump as tiny, starving "Oliver Twist" - "Oliver TWISTER" perhaps. . .

Susan Wells's avatar

DJT's "I-wanna-be-king-crown" is starting to tarnish and, hopefully, that is the crown he is going to lose bigly! Thanks to God's vengeful sister: Karma!

"Trump was so mad he probably bit through a gold fork and lost a crown. 👑"

PitterPatter's avatar

“Trump was so mad he probably bit through a gold fork and lost a crown. 👑”.

Oh God, how I loved that comment! Thank you. You made my day!!

Linda Unger's avatar

It makes my day watching Squeaker Johnson squirm. History will not be kind to these pathetic enablers.

Ralph Hensley's avatar

Given Grindr Mike’s DL activities, he probably squirms a lot

Dianne K's avatar

I'm still skeptical. What needs to happen: the victims need to name their RAPISTS in congress. They can scrub the names all they want, but these victims can't scrub the horror from their memories. This is about the VICTIMS, not about protecting CHILD RAPISTS.

Joni's avatar

They have good reason to be terrified of doing that. They e been threatened…not for themselves, but shown pics of their families and told, “I know where you live.” Their lives are still not their own, this has such a big influence over them. Just coming forward has been huge.

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

You have to be realistic. Can they actually *name* their rapists?

I was going out with boys and doing other things from 13 years old. Now I'm 73.

I struggle to remember the names of boys I went out with for months, if not years, through the '60s, '70s, '80s, '90s; remembering the name of someone you met for just a few hours decades ago would be almost impossible.

Especially if their real name was not revealed to you. I wonder how many "John Smiths" were introduced to each teenage girl for an hour or two?

And even if they remember the encounter, how many of would those same faces be recognisable 30 years later? Wrinkles, jowls, silver or no hair, plastic surgery?

Dianne K's avatar

I think when a child is traumatized, there are certain things they remember. Katie Johnson was 13 when Trump savagely raped her. She knows his name.

Prince-less Andrew was named. “Jiz’ introduced these girls to their rapists, by name.

They weren’t being raped by some guy hiding in the bushes. These guys held high positions. Nobody went to the island unless he was well known by Epstein.

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

Ah, thank you for this comment. Yes, of course you are right. I was not traumatised by any of those "boys".

Dianne K's avatar

It was just an opinion. I remember where I was when JFK was assassinated, when the Challenger blew up, when Nixon got on that helicopter after resigning, 911, the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald, the day princess Diana died. I may not have been personally traumatized, but those events were traumatic.

The Fact And Just The Facts's avatar

“…he probably bit through a gold fork and lost a crown. 👑” Second best bit. First best bit, the video of Johnson complaining the Senate pushed through the vote without amendments. I think part of his upsetment is the knowledge that the orange anus-mouthed Emperor is losing his power. Johnson backed the fascist instead of the people.

Warren Geltch's avatar

“Upsetment”…what a great word…well it should be a word! God will make it so!!

Joni Bosch's avatar

My country died on November 5, 2024. My husband died on December 1, 2024. Losing both of them at the same time was so very very hard. But now the country may be starting to show some blips on the National EEG. Maybe some faint signs of life. Please God, let it be so.

Lynne Nagle's avatar

I'm so very sorry for the loss of your husband, Joni. 😢🙏

Nina Gilliam's avatar

Holding space in my heart for you as you endure the loss of your husband.

Suel J's avatar

Very sorry for your loss!

Suel J's avatar

We will be thinking about you and yours

JP Connolly's avatar

He's lost the House and Senate the same day.Quite a thought, eh.

Marci Brennan's avatar

I listened to Michael Cohen & JoJo from Jerz on JJ’s podcast yesterday. MC said it’s nearly impossible for any let along all names to be “scrubbed”. They can just redact - meaning what’s left is meaningless nonsense. So we’ll see what happens. I imagine the public won’t stand for it but that’s got to be why dumpy & his minions switched sides over this.

Leu2500's avatar

“Meaningless nonsense,”. Some folks are pretty good at figuring out some of the names. & it’s easier if the redactions are poorly done, letting you count letters. Given how inept these clowns are, I bet we’ll be able to do this. “Prince andrew” would be a good test.

deniway's avatar

And every black mark we can assume is Trump's name and we can add so many others right???

Denise Palesch's avatar

Right. So, so many others.

Suel J's avatar

Believe that the way it's written, even the redacted stuff will be sent for review by Senate and? House. Got to reread.

PhunnyPhillyGirl's avatar

Dear @God,

Am I a bad Human if I really want to watch Johnson's head explode???

🤯🤯🤯🤯

Just asking

Love,

me

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

No, not at all. Just make sure that he's surrounded by a solid bevy of Bad Guys, because all those strands of greasy hair are going to fly some distance and make a real mess of those million-dollar suits.

Cat's avatar

Mike Grindr Johnson? The entire party is filled with pedophiles. They should be “concerned”. They’ll try to hide it, but they’ll lose in the end.

deniway's avatar

Mike might be on that list too??!!

Robot Bender's avatar

I think there may be multiple reasons Mikey is squirming. He's afraid of Trump, he's also in the files, some of those in the files will come after him, MAGA will come after him... there are likely more things to fear.

Punkette's avatar

“Trump was so mad he probably bit through a gold fork and lost a crown.” 👑

SNORT! 😝 Excellent post, God! Made my day and it’s only 6:40am here in SoCal. What else will this day bring? Hehe

Adrienne's avatar

His terrifying neck folds lolol

Cam Choiniere's avatar

Your coverage of yesterday’s vote had me laughing continuously. And the rap segments were priceless! Oh God and Jesus, how I love you!

JustTanNotOrange's avatar

Yes! Not Like Us was perfect, and it lowered my blood pressure to hear that instead of having to listen to all the MAGA liars lying. Thank you God and JC!

deniway's avatar

Chuck Schumer rushed it to the floor? It doesn't go anywhere without Thune's blessing - hate how they ALWAYS point to a Democrat.

P J Johnston's avatar

Pretty amazing stuff, you missed one other thing God our leader doesn't like what is going on. Everytime "HE" gets questioned about the "Epstein Files" by women reporters he's visibly Rude and Digusting to them. He's like a spoiled child who's NOT getting his way about much of anything. I guess "robbing the gravy train" has repercussions, and you know, and we all know it's deserved!