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Carol Bradstreet's avatar

"Recent inmate and decomposing corpse Steve Bannon" jeez, just about spit out my coffee reading this description of Bannon. Good one, God! LOL!

Ranger Adams's avatar

LOL!!! That one got me too! Great stuff.

Lois T's avatar

Great letter, GOD! Very entertainingly written. I just became a paid subscriber so I could comment. I agree about hoping all the infighting continues, as long as possible! There’s a saying along these lines I keep thinking of, which I’m planning on attributing in a future Campfire Story on my blog to the spirit of Ivana Trump, looking up from above where she is nicely planted in an obscure corner of her once-husband’s golf course-cum-tax-write-off, in reference to the Women’s March and the many women who will be mobilizing against him amidst the chaos and infighting that is sure to continue, “Man Plans. God Laughs.”

Tracey Angle's avatar

Welcome to the flock Lois

Lady Emsworth's avatar

Aww, c'mon, God! -'fess up! - it was YOU, wasn't it? We've been praying something like this would happen - and You came through, big time! Like we had been asking for a pair of roller blades for Christmas - and you sent a Mercedes! Way to go, thank you VERY much!

Steve's avatar

I think they should set up a fight club and televise it. The bill should be Elon "manbaby"Mushk v Matt "The Creep" Gaetz, Loopy Laura v MTG and a supporting act of Steve "the crook" Bannon v Alex "The truth" Jones. All fights obviously to the death. Then we can all watch the interview each loser has with St Peter in their attempt to get into heaven. What do you guys think?

Tracey Angle's avatar

Lol. I could only support claymation fights but even those would be entertaining

Christine Chapman's avatar

As our nation, again, tries to survive when republicans are in charge, we notice the hypocrisy of the right (wing of ANY group or religious order)they do and say just the opposite of their musings and grievances. All of them are driven, not by the will to do good for lasting progress and growth but rather driven by vacuous, selfish, self-righteousness. They cannot and will not do anything for the nation as a whole, but rather their actions are proof as a group they are very dangerous . They have no depth of purpose, integrity or loyalty in their current state of mind.

If it seems that I am rambling, I am🌈😇🫶❤️🤭

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Thank You! Another great day to be around 🌞❤️

Lady Emsworth's avatar

Still trying to get my head round this - seems like Elon is right, but he's wrong, and MAGA is wrong, but it's right. . .

Dorvek's avatar

If it goes on till the inauguration Ol' Musky might end up 1st on the never-ending list of "illegal migrants" getting deported...

Marcie M's avatar

The republicans have vibed and voted over their common hatred. It turns out, though, that hating the same things doesn’t mean you have anything else in common; certainly nothing values based.

Logan Ashe Darrow's avatar

MAGA voted for this so they own it.

I keep hearing the voice of Strother Martin in Cool Hand Luke: "This is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it."

Rosemary Orlandi's avatar

I love it ! Elmo is getting his comeuppance. It wasn't smart to take on the maggots, they will tear him to pieces ! 😁

Ranger Adams's avatar

Where is all of that "Free speech" the Musk RAT has been spewing since he spent $44 billions of his and Russian money buying a platform for the soul purpose of spreading HIS OWN lies and propaganda? Now that he and Trump THINK they are in control, there is no longer a reason for pretenses. Now they are showing their plans for their "Fourth Reich" with dual Fuhers!!! There must be a few Guillotines in storage somewhere that can be refurbished quickly. When some rich spoiled brat stomps his feet and threatens war against all that call him on his SHIT, most of we old REAL WAR veterans laugh and oil up our gear. Musk is the one that has NOT SEEN A WAR!

Jan Frederick's avatar

Awwwww! Poor little rich boy. He wants his way or he is going to go tell his....nobody! 🍊Daddy won't do anything for him (good thing Daddy got the money from him already, huh!). Only people left on Xit are a few who agree with him - he kicked everyone else out. I wonder how long this tantrum will last. God, I see a big smite coming his way soon! Thank you, God, for being our reporter on the ground giving us this blow by blow report! Looking forward to the next war story!!! Amen! Awomen!

Eleanor Dalglish's avatar

God is our eye in the sky... 🔭😶‍🌫️

LuciaRegan's avatar

Wow. Thank you God! Definitely gonna stand on the sidelines of this fight!

Bernadette Jaroch-Hagerman's avatar

It will never be enough for the oligarchs. Their self-righteousness belies a contempt for any ideas or systemic action that does not inherently benefit them. It's not just their actions that are narcissistic. It's their blatant disregard for any individual that does not occupy space in their stratosphere. To say they are unGODly doesn't begin to approach it. Their belief that there is no GOD gives rise to their assuredness that they are the gods. It is ever thus with these monstrous fools.

Sandy's avatar

I predicted they would turn on each other because there isn’t room for all that ego and hubris. I feel so vindicated! 😉😂😂😂

KHKate's avatar

"Humanity is at a crossroads." Sir, as much as I chortled and snurfled at Your comments and observations, I cannot stand that the US as a democracy is down to children at play. Calling CPS was an accurate comment even if it was from Steve BAnnon. Should be called on the whole sick crew.