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Christie sebo's avatar

The last sentence I ever want to hear again is, I voted for Trump but. Anything after the but means nothing to me. If it suits you, say nothing and get in the fight with the rest of us normal people. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Nancy's avatar

The phrase I'm getting massively sick of: "double-down" and its variations. The man who managed to bankrupt CASINOS has made that combination a "four-letter-word," as far as I'm concerned. >:-(

I keep growling at my hubby's YouTube: "The next one saying that is gonna get slapped." to which he usually replies: "No! Not my LCD screen...! =8-0"

PhunnyPhillyGirl's avatar

Dear God,

And lo, the followers of the Orange Monster were sent into the Holy Land. Sucks to be them.

To be continued...

Love,

me

Bren M's avatar

Someone needs to tell the Fuckabees that God decides when the rapture will happen and when it does, they won’t be finding it so rapturous.

Nancy's avatar

In that Book that I doubt they've read beyond cherry-picking: "No one shall know the hour or the day." You'd think that trying to force the Rapture, and God's hand, wouldn't go well for those that did. :-/

Koko in AZ's avatar

My sweet, kind and gentle son just turned 18. This fucking scares the hell out of me!

Robot Bender's avatar

I fear for my grandsons.

Nancy's avatar

My mom was pretty fed up with the entire "war or else" crap as well; her oldest son was just the right age for Vietnam, and merely being a med. school student wouldn't've saved him from being enlisted. Thankfully, his awful back would...

The younger of my two older brothers (half-), iirc, turned 18 in 1972 when we were still knee-deep in it, but thankfully, the last draft call-up ended before then.

My mom was a "Rosie the Riveter" and believed firmly in our presence in WWII; hell, she thought we should've been involved a helluva lot /sooner/ than we were. She deliberately took German as her foreign language in high school, just in case she could be recruited by the OSS (what for, she didn't know; no one really did back then among the average population, but it sounded sneaky and vs. Hitler, so it got two big thumb's-up from her).

I'm not sure if it was popular pressure from The People, or because our generals got tired of us getting our asses handed to us (the North Vietnamese were, apparently, brilliant pilots in the air, and that made a pretty big difference), but thankfully we finally got the hell out after only... [doing the maths] 17 years of futility. X-P

You'd think that, and the history of every other empire who's ever tried them, would've convinced us to get out of Afghanistan long before 20 years passed (and even though Biden might've done so rather awkwardly, at least he wouldn't be "disappearing" Afghan refugees that helped us right back to the place they were most afraid to return to).

Glennz2013's avatar

Making plans to send my grandson to Canada, if the need arise. He's only 14, but I'll be damned if I let him go to war to keep Netanyahu and Trump in power!

HI2thDoc's avatar

What a shocker. Unprincipled self promoting assholes turn on each other when there is no advantage to be gained for themselves. Good. Eat each other and leave the rest of us alone.

Jan Frederick's avatar

Was that a "tax payer funded contract" rocket that exploded, or just an Xcrement funded rocket? Shame he wasn't on it.

What Chump is really after is a Nobel Peace Prize. He thought he could get that if he mediated a "no nukes" agreement with Iran. Now I think he realizes that that is not going to happen, so his goal now is to make it look like America is tough because he is tough. In truth, he doesn't know what the hell he is doing and he sure isn't listening to anyone who might. Thank you, God! Amen! Awomen! Ramen!

Nancy's avatar

WE HAD AN AGREEMENT. >:-(

The Dotard-in-Chief flushed it down his gold-plated toilet because a Black Democrat had put it in place (the agreement, not the toilet). X-P

(Said Black Democrat President also got a Nobel Peace Prize... :D

Oh! And a kid accepted into Harvard! :D)

Kevin Tones's avatar

The latest SpaceX rocket that detonated while fueling, is called the V2. I kid you not. A little too on the nose, yes?

New nickname for Elon 'Vern non Braun'. 🚀💀

Thank you God for all of this.

David Walker's avatar

“Vern non Braun”…love it. I’m old enough to remember hearing Wernher von Braun speak in person at my college auditorium in ca. 1975. I wonder what all those physicists and engineers who brought us into the Space Age would have to say about the mayhem being caused today by the likes of Musk and drone warfare? It is ever true that technology can be used for good or evil. AI is, IMO, the next great dividing point. I don’t like it one iota, but I also realize it’s inevitable in our world. Keep the faith.

Robot Bender's avatar

I just hope there were no casualties. I've seen a few essays by aerospace engineers who show that Starship as designed is operating way to close to its ultimate limits. That's why they keep blowing up and such. Designing it better would add so much weight that it couldn't lift enough to space to be useful, much less profitable. It won't be human-rated, either.

Given Starship's performance, I agree with them.

Nancy's avatar

It's too heavy?! FOR FUCK'S SAKE!! We (actually! really! we have receipts... ;->) sent people TO THE MOON back when our total computer power could fit in an ass pocket now, and a Saturn V rocket weighed in at, while fully fueled and occupied by three li'l monkey meat-sacks: 6.2 million pounds (give or take the few hundreds of pounds taken up by said meat-sacks and their supplies).

Granted: that did result after a TON of tests, many of them failed (tragically with Apollo I), and perhaps more than the Muskrat has held so far. I'd sooner give up on him, being too close to /his/ ultimate limits, than SpaceX or the space program in general. Get him divorced from interfering in things and I'll bet it'll go a lot more smoothly.

Katy Lea's avatar

May Thine blessed schadenfreude rain down upon them like fire and brimstone.

Debra Carman's avatar

Good morning God, please hear my morning prayers 🙏 thank you for the beautiful rain and thunderstorms in Midwest last night. I could hear the thunder as you and JC bowled a few games, always giving me good feels from my childhood and calms my CNS! (There are no bowling emoji's wthn?)

Now, can we deploy the pardoned pukeheads of J6 infamy and all of the proud-of-bad-behavior boi's,

3 %'ers- shy-of-a-clue, oathkeepers-of-not-a-gd-good-oath, and the current masked marauder kidnappers running amuck all over your green earth, to be the 1st bootlickers on the ground of Iran please and thank you?

And lastly, thank you for that extra special blessing you sent down for me last week 😉..you rock and your son is the best of us!!

God bless us, everyone!

A-men and A-Woman 🙏

Mary Hall's avatar

God, can't you just rapture all of these jerkholes so they leave us TF alone?

PhunnyPhillyGirl's avatar

Rapture us. Leave them here to devour each other.

Lady Emsworth's avatar

Nah, I kinda like it here. Heaven may be OK, but you can have TOO much sunshine and flowers.

Tell me it rains and snows there sometimes, and you can still get a drink, and I MIGHT want to go.

Nancy's avatar

I mainly feel sorry for the other 99%: all other living things on Earth. What the fuck did they ever do to deserve getting completely annihilated simply because humans were dipshits? :-/

Susan Snyder's avatar

I enjoy sinning way too much to want to be raptured.

Besides, I’m an atheist and don’t believe in any of that anyway.

As an atheist, I’ve often been told I’m going to hell…or at least asked if I fear that. Which is kinda like telling me that the Tooth Fairy is going to be mad at me and aren’t I scared of her. How can I fear something that (imo) doesn’t exist?

So as far as Rapturing goes, go ahead and take the MAGA-christians. I don’t care WHERE you take them, just TAKE them!

(If I’m wrong and there IS a heaven, those awful bastards are never going to get through the gates. St Peter is the bouncer and, unlike politicians, he probably doesn’t accept bribes. So when they get sent to hell, they’re going to have to spend all of eternity with ME!

And THAT will be a true act of Karma.)

Jacqueline Klein's avatar

I’ve got my popcorn ready for when the cockroaches eat each other and a fire hose of maga tears start flowing and flooding the toxic cesspools they live in.

Matt McClenahen's avatar

Trump is really conflicted. Trump supports Israel, and does not want Israel to be nuked by Iran. Yet Iran is a Russian ally, which has supplied weapons for use against Ukraine. Trump wants to support Israel, but he does not want to anger his puppet-master, Putin. To make things even more nuanced, Russia certainly does not want Iran to have nuclear weapons. Those in the nuclear club d not want any new members. Iran was an enemy of the Soviet Union, which Putin seeks to recreate.

Lady Emsworth's avatar

Matt - would you mind saying that again - really. really. slowly?

Trump likes Israel that hates Iran but Iran likes Russia that hates Ukraine which hates Russia that hates Israel but hates Iran having nuclear weapons because Iran used to hate Russia before it liked it?

Did I get that right?

And can you let me have some Tylenol? A big box?

Matt McClenahen's avatar

And this is why the situation is causing Trump's brain to short circuit!

Pamela S.'s avatar

He has backed himself right into a corner, hasn’t he?

Darlene Reese's avatar

Everyone talks about the SMITE club!

Lady Emsworth's avatar

Amazing how many of them want the "Rapture" - but don't want to die getting it. . .

Marina Blue's avatar

From Your mouth to Your (and our!) ears!