MAGA Begs for Healthcare While Trump Takes It Away

He just stands there as America collapses.

Dear Humans,

Lo, the MAGA faithful are once again begging for mercy. This time it’s not food they’re begging for. It’s healthcare.

“ACA was my only choice for coverage. I thought the premium was just how it worked. No idea it was subsidized.”

No idea? You had no idea a racist fascist rapist sociopath criminal conman cult leader would screw you over? Well, he did. Again. You fell for it again.

1. The MAGA Health Plan: Just Die

Trump shut down the government to kill the ACA on behalf of the health insurance companies, it was their revenge for Luigi. In the process, he used the hunger of his own citizens as leverage.

“I voted for you expecting my life would get better. Instead it’s getting worse,” said one rube.

That’s what happens when you give your heart to a conman.

Trump is the kind of guy who will just stand there and watch with zero emotion as someone drops dead in front of him. We know this because it basically happened in the Oval Office last week.

2. Still No Plan After All These Years

The irony is biblical. They fought to kill Obamacare, then found out they were on Obamacare.

These are the same dumbasses who called it socialism, who cheered when he promised to tear it down. Now they’re praying at the altar of GoFundMe.

Meanwhile, President McCrazy Monkey-Shit-For-Brains is ranting online about tariffs and abusing air traffic controllers, too busy posting AI videos to care about them.

3. God’s Final Word

Dear MAGA, you laughed when he mocked the disabled. You laughed when he cut food for the hungry. You said empathy was weakness, and compassion was communism.

Now you’re the ones begging for help.

You thought he’d drain the swamp, but he drained your savings. You thought he’d save America, but he sold your health to the highest bidder.

He took your food. Now he’s taken your healthcare. Next he’ll take your home.

But remember, one day soon, Donald will die and come before God for judgment.

And on that day, God will give him the middle finger. 🖕

4. Join the Rebellion

Humanity is at a crossroads. Donold Trump is coming for all of us who dare to oppose him. Every corporate media network, social media app, and billionaire has bent the knee to his fascist ambitions.

We’re risking everything to stand against him and his goons, bringing truth and laughter to the fight. Your support doesn’t just keep this radical leftist network alive—it’s a stand for resistance, survival, and the freedom to call out miserable pricks like him.

• “Dear God, I just subscribed after lurking for free for a while. So in return, please answer my modest prayer, which is this: I have a word. It is ICEHOLES. I’m sure in your omniscience you know exactly who I am talking about. The Word needs to be used far and wide, who better to help with that than the Almighty? Get Jesus to help too. Full disclosure, I’m a casual Buddhist. Hope that’s OK.” - Carl

• “I’ve always enjoyed your FB posts. I HAD to find something uplifting to do to spark a shot of hope through the darkness. This is it! Hallelujah!” — Nancy

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Now go forth, spread the memes, and remember: laughter is holy, but fixing the system is divine.

Love,

God