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It’s me's avatar

Lindsay Graham did a BOGO with Mitch McConnell.

Maria K.'s avatar

Too bad they can't see all the "holy crap, you won't be missed" posts. ;-)

Jocelyn B's avatar

We don't actually *know* that, do we? Yet?

@lms12311's avatar

I did not have Lindsey shuffling loose his mortal coil on my bingo card. Though I do love a good two-fer.

Katrina Ludvig's avatar

This is how it should be. Death announced right away. Bury the dead, let mourners mourn, and move on. Wish they'd let Mitch do the same. But the lengths scumbag Republicans will go to to lie and cheat is grotesque.

Papa Art's avatar

I just wonder if in his last few moments on earth Lindsay Graham felt any remorse or shame over his blind support of Donold and wished that he had followed his initial feelings and fought him at every turn? Had he done so, I dare say that current commentary and history would have treated his memory better.

Tina Wood's avatar

I keep seeing that iconic scene from The Simpsons, in which Comic Book Guy sees an incoming nuclear warhead and says, "Ooh, I've wasted my life."

Papa Art's avatar

Great reference. The Simpsons always come through.

djw's avatar

Nah, he was still out there shilling for the pus sac like, last week.

Old Man Kerapsak's avatar

Clarence, Darrow is credited with saying, “I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.” They say things come in threes. Let's see, Lindsay, Mitch, and ….

Leu2500's avatar

Also credited to Mark Twain

Stan hasegawa's avatar

The first good news was when they kicked out that dictator in Hungary. Now we have Death Becomes Her.

BuzzHudson's avatar

"If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed ... and we will deserve it...Trump is a race-baiting, xenophobic, religious bigot...He doesn’t represent my party. He doesn’t represent the values that the men and women who wear the uniform are fighting for." -2015 Lindsey Graham. Then he became one of dump's biggest suckies. He was a traitor to this country by his all in support of a fascist. And he was, by his own words, a traitor to his party and did everything he could to destroy it.

Wayne's avatar

He was a fairly stand-up Republican when McCain was alive, after he died Graham showed his true colors of sucking up to anyone in a position of power. McCain would have slapped him silly for that.

We will see men of his caliber again, and he shall not be missed.

djw's avatar

Haven't checked Substack yet, but I want to see this on *a lot* of memes!

linda's avatar

He had just gotten off a plane Friday.

DVT=Pulmonary Embolus=cardiac arrest=see ya.

I’d bet my nursing license on it.

Wayne's avatar

I think you may be spot-on. One of my nieces got off a plane, she's a very skinny little thing, and had a lung collapse. AFAIK, just the one time.

One less quisling in Congress, until his replacement shows up.

Laura LaValley's avatar

THANK YOU GOD!!!

Dina Kennedy's avatar

"...but the world tosses in Lindsay Graham at no additional charge" BWAHAHAHA thank you for the belly laugh here, God!

Bridges's avatar

Rather than putting the flag at half staff they should keep it at full staff, just the way Lindsey liked it. No better honor than a stiff pole for Lady G.

Chuck McGinn's avatar

At least the “1,000 missiles” are finally aimed in the right direction, not at the Islamic Republic of Japan!

Wolfman 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿's avatar

Who doesn’t love a BOGOF (Buy One Get One Free). You certainly move in mysterious ways. AMEN.

Leu2500's avatar

Enough warming up, God. Time to hit the bullseye.

Bryan J's avatar

They come in threes…. who is next?

I have my Kalshi bet in…. 🙏

Brigit's avatar
2hEdited

Yeppers, he saw that train a’ coming, but it wasn’t the Jesus train! So much for the long-awaited Rapture! I guess too much genocide, lies and thievery! But hope springs eternal-and Lindsay called on the Southern angel choir as he stood there realizing that this is how it works: you live and then you die! “Hey, angel choir, will you carry me on your Snow White wings?”

But the left-winged angel choir was observed to lay the tracks for Lindsay’s personal rollercoaster fast train to hell!

Hey Lindsay: is Mitch there with you?