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Michelle's avatar

Sh*t on a gold plate is still sh*t. Just saying'

Eleanor Dalglish's avatar

And let them lay their own ****ing eggs as well. If they've to pass a single ovum through their rectum, they might think twice about what women go through in childbirth and stop treating us like baby machines.

Jan Frederick's avatar

These were all just sooooo funny!! Thank you, God! The best is yet to come! Wait till the Christian Nationalist start targeting gambling (sports betting included). When their Project 2025 ultimately doesn't get rid of "sin", I am sure they will pull their hair out looking for whatever rights they can take away to "purify culture". Ultimately, their kids will find ways to indulge just like kids have always done. Raw milk - I wonder how many Magas will get sick or die because of this. I hope somebody keeps tabs on this statistic!! Amen!! Awomen!!

God's avatar

reducing gambling I actually agree with LOL. Had to happen at some point I suppose.

Jan Frederick's avatar

I agree, also. I just think that a large part of Chump supporters believe that the Christian Nationalists would not go that far! I can't wait to say "I told you so" to some of my relatives!!!

Teddy Gingerich's avatar

I'd be fine with eliminating sports gambling if it would mean killing those FUCKING COMMERCIALS. God I hate those things.

Jan Frederick's avatar

I agree 100%!! They are irritating!!

Joni's avatar

Wonder how many will suddenly be lactose intolerant, well except for scenes. Most of it is you know, cooked to some extent and/or prized for the strains of fungi they contain to age.

Lady Emsworth's avatar

They serve that meal up in a penitentiary, they are going to have a riot on their hands. . .

Christine Chapman's avatar

There's something to be said about "God sorting them out" and survival of the fittest at the same frigging time? Bless us and save us from us.🌈😍😂🌞 😇🍀🤗

Kenneth Hines's avatar

How did raw milk get anywhere, compared to pasteurized? Maybe I missed the part about Louis Pasteur being a Communist and science being a plot to interfere with ‘nature’ and old fashioned disease? In Biblical days, most people died before they reached ‘retirement age’ so they quit burdening society. So, the MAGA people may be on to something. Who needs Social Security if everyone dies by age 60? Likewise Medicare/Medicaid?

tecolote42's avatar

Good grief. I work for a small rural city in Texas and staff had a potluck Wednesday. It was a feast. It looked good, it tasted good, and we had takeout containers for the leftovers of our choice. Now, I'd been without appetite for days and so this was the first solid food in days. Didn't eat much but thoroughly enjoyed what I had--and the fellowship of my coworkers. Wasn't going to visit family , so I picked out a very few things for my Thanksgiving--a wonderful air-fried chicken leg, mac'n cheese and a little dressing. Not only did it look better than that picture of that uh, plate; it was a feast--just right. Thank God!

The Fact And Just The Facts's avatar

So, apparently it’s the bird flu virus that has jumped a species to cows. Their milk is infected therefore humans can get the disease through unpasteurized milk.

Beth Dragonfly's avatar

Good to know. Originally I think it was pasteurized to stop the spread of tuberculosis as cows can be asymptomatic but share the disease.

John Jacob's avatar

And yea, did they drink of the cows udder directly, and the watery stools did descend upon their bowels, and they were sore afraid…

Blessed be the Lord

🙏

LJ57's avatar

And lo! The golden throne was occupied by the orange beast and their diapers were thusly filled.

Dorvek's avatar

How about we stop torturing those poor innocent cows by butchering their babies just to steal their milk (before we butcher them too ofc!)

Kate's avatar

The thing about mass deportations and the consequences for those poor people as well as the economy is that, while mass deportations are evil and possibly illegal, there is something seriously wrong with this system. We are paying these people the bare minimum, perhaps less. To serve our needs — fruits, vegetables, construction, cleaning. I’m not a huge fan of these arguments against deportation. We should be against it and fight it because it’s a clear violation of human rights. Then we need to address the violation of their right to a decent salary. And anyone who thinks their cheap tomatoes or whatever are more important than treating others with dignity and respect can fuck all the way off.

Nancy's avatar

It's been over a month since this story, and as a resident of the Sinful Left Coast (California; probably Oregon and Washington aren't considered "evil" except for mostly Seattle), lemme tell ya, our farmers (many of whom voted for Trump) are getting pretty desperate now. X-P

Between His Bad Gold Self flooding our towns, damn' near, with the water they were supposed to be counting on during the summer to grow crops in the first place (not a drop of which made it to southern California to put out the fires that were already at "100% containment" [which means, "hey, moron, the fires are out already"]...), and not one of the migrant workers ("migrant" = they might not stick around the rest of the year, they might go back home again; meanwhile, they're earning money here for their families and helping us do things NO ONE ELSE WILL) returning to any of the fields out of fear, everyone's gonna have pricey food this year. X-P

Hannah's avatar

Good afternoon God. These are all funny. I hope that was not really a Mar-a-Lardo meal, or anyone's meal. Just gross.

Lovely to see JD'S post again. Not really, I am just being polite.

Say hi to JFC for me.

Teri Simonds's avatar

I used to have a cow share which is the only way to acquire raw milk in Virginia. If the cows are healthy and the milk is properly stored (sterilized jars, proper refrigeration, etc.) the milk is safe to drink. Raw milk was outlawed when the milk in NYC was contaminated and babies died. The problem wasn’t the milk per se but the unscrupulous vendors. I buy organic ultra-pasteurized milk these days and it smells vaguely of manure. Raw milk tastes like a milkshake, very sweet and creamy. That said, I would buy raw milk only from a farmer I trust and never from a store.

Donald Lipkis's avatar

They can drink their raw milk along with eating their raw pork and chicken.

Christie sebo's avatar

There were scary diseases around when I was a kid. We all got our shots or else. They just lined us up at school. I wonder how many of these people who complain about vaccinations are alive today because they stood in line back in the gym too.

Nancy's avatar

Either that, or they're around now because their parents did. ;->

My hubby and I had intelligent parents, and we were darned near pincushions growing up and didn't fuss, because we didn't want to get sick with ghastly things that could be prevented. We're old enough now that if I'd started having kids 9 months->a year after we'd gotten married (we don't actually have any), the kids would've been in their 30s or almost by now, and you bet your tuchis we'd've been getting them vaccines when they were going through school. ;->

P J Johnston's avatar

Again love what you've done here. I don't think the "cult" knows exactly what's going to happen when HE gets in office, but I'm sure they will find out later rather than sooner!