HEAVEN - Jesus Christ expressed his vehement displeasure at Pope Francis today in response to the Vatican’s recent crackdown on supernatural phenomena, specifically his beloved appearances on toast.
I see Taylor Swift on one side and Jesus on the other side of my toast. I’m going to have my people contact her people. Jesus is already aware of the situation, thank You.
A letter grade. Ummm I’m going to say B+. But only cuz I don’t think you needed all the cussing I don’t think Bro J would talk like that….but that’s my opinion good job!
A more strict way to say “ we don’t know”. Oy! A persons experience of divine is to that person for that person and anyone who chooses to believe. What the pope or Vatican or church has to say about it is irrelevant
Shame I can't post photos, but once I got a simulacrum of Satan manifesting on the back of a toilet door. does that count? (phot exists as proof! It happened in the grim Satanic stronghold of Barry, South Wales, if anyone's interested)
I see Taylor Swift on one side and Jesus on the other side of my toast. I’m going to have my people contact her people. Jesus is already aware of the situation, thank You.
WHOA
A letter grade. Ummm I’m going to say B+. But only cuz I don’t think you needed all the cussing I don’t think Bro J would talk like that….but that’s my opinion good job!
understandable! for some reason I find it hilarious when Jesus curses a lot
hence the ‘burnt toast scrolls’?
yes! who could forget those sacred texts??
yes… especially on ancient petrified toast.
A+
edible scripture…
Truly food for thought.
A more strict way to say “ we don’t know”. Oy! A persons experience of divine is to that person for that person and anyone who chooses to believe. What the pope or Vatican or church has to say about it is irrelevant
I'll up that to oy vey.
What if... Just hear me out... what if I saw God on my breakfast toast? Is that even possible?
Not unless I make a licensing deal with Big Bread or something.
Top reporting, God. I did giggle 👍
“Who died on the cross again? Was it Pope Francis? I didn’t think so.” I’m cry 😂
Thorny issue, but you nailed it 👌 👏 👍.
A+
Shame I can't post photos, but once I got a simulacrum of Satan manifesting on the back of a toilet door. does that count? (phot exists as proof! It happened in the grim Satanic stronghold of Barry, South Wales, if anyone's interested)
This is simply Pope Francis wanting ALL the toast. ALL your toast are belong to Pope
Il Papa is going around calling himself "Jesus Christ, Jr.", or so I've heard.
Way cool.