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Barbara Olsen's avatar

Dear Jesus,

Please tell us another story about how mind numbingly stupid Republicans are.

Love,

Democrats

Eleanor Dalglish's avatar

We haven't time for that! I'm 60 and have to die in around 30 years!

Cathy 98280's avatar

Perhaps the picture was turned around, but the sling she’s wearing is for her right arm, but photos of her this week show the bandage on her left arm. Am I missing something?? 😜

Eleanor Dalglish's avatar

Reminds me of our dog, who had surgery on a hind leg. When he stopped limping, we'd ask him how his leg was and he'd start limping again for a while. After a little longer, he limped on the wrong leg. He was loved so he got lots of fake sympathy and cuddles. Nance is just triggering my contempt button.

Richard Spiering's avatar

Much like Cadet Bonespurs, Nancy "Boebert, but with a high school diploma" Mace often forgets these little details.

Jan Frederick's avatar

It is just astounding how dumb these people who will be running our country are. They can't even troll themselves without getting caught. They "smited" themselves for you, God! Thank you, God! Amen! Awomen!

Carol's avatar

Is every Republican a pathological attention seeker? This is pathetic.

Christine Chapman's avatar

Look to their frightful leader.🤗🌈

Samantha's avatar

Oh, Happy Birthday! It is a joy for me to read and respond to your missives, oh heavenly Dad and Son duo. May you have many, many reasons to celebrate. As to today's lovely expose of MAGA madness and stupidity...well, I must say that it gave me some much needed laughs. Of course they are desperate. They have absolutely nothing substantive or even sane going on. It is up to us, with the help of the Source of All Things - however one relates to that - to behave as if our democracy is real and intact and simply waiting for we the people to remember who we are. Hooray for You and hooray for us. We beat them back when we sent the British packing and we beat them back when they tried to hand the country to Hitler. If you don't know about that last bit, check out Rachel Maddows history on what was happening here with a catholic priest and American Nazis just before the big war broke out. I think the priests name was Father Coglin? Not sure of the spelling. The point is that every time the fascists tried to take over the joint, we the people stopped it. We are a fractious bunch and that is a good thing. Anyone up for creating a stronger, happier and healthier democracy?

Christine Chapman's avatar

What glorious sunrises this season is displaying!!

My favorite sunsets are mostly Summer and Autumn. Thank You Both, indeed.

Never be surprised only entertained by folks who demonstrate their frightened selves while at the same time welding imaginary broad swords in ill-fitting garb. Beware of their gaze...vacuous stares of obsessivenss.

Dorvek's avatar

At least we won't be lacking in free "entertainment" in the next 4y...

Michelle DeAnne's avatar

Too funny! Thanks for the laugh, Jesus.

Peter Reilly's avatar

How are these burner accounts their using their real names. Any search will find these. So stupid.

JFurrocious's avatar

These AREN’T their burner accounts- that’s the problem. They meant to pose as someone else (the name on their burner account) to make a comment but forgot to switch to that account before doing so

KHKate's avatar

EVen more so, I love your subhead. This is reality now?

Patty's avatar

I can’t believe these people (Nancy, I’m talking to you!) do they ever get any work done for their constituents? Why are you paying her to worry about people’s genitals, toilets and other useless things? Does she actually do anything to make your lives better? I doubt it since most MAGA/ Republicans aren’t worried about anyone but themselves and their rich friends….it’s disgraceful! 😡

A M Sandle's avatar

Mace obviously IDENTIFIES as a victimised numbskull.. we should respect her choice and treat her as the lamebrain she feels herself to be!

Hannah's avatar

I find wearing a tank top to be a classy look for an elected official. My boring Senators dress in suits. Sheesh. My Rep. will get wild and wear a dress under a jacket 😜.

Hannah's avatar

Good afternoon JFC.

Social media is not my thing. Tried FB for a bit but no thanks.

I don't get being so needy that a fucking fake account is necessary to bolster opinion of one's self. Spending life seeking followers is not a healthy thing. No offense.

Oh yeah thanks

Ranger Adams's avatar

We ALL can tell when republicans are lying. Their mouths move!

deniway's avatar

Oh, I think that they are being totally transparent when they don't switch accounts - we see them for the homophobic, full of $h1t selves that they are transparently! How have we become such a nation of morons who elect such morons? Oh My You!

tecolote42's avatar

More data points for my contention that "stupid" is infinite. I bet Einstein would agree with me :D

Hannah's avatar

Would you please do the Einstein quote? I always flub punchlines.

The universe might be infinite....

Brenda Ball's avatar

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”

Hannah's avatar

Oh yeah thanks Brenda.