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Cat's avatar

God is great, but trump has never felt guilty about anything and thinks he deserves everything.

God's avatar

I didn’t say he feels guilty. I said he is conscious of his guilt.

Cat's avatar

Good point. I hope you’re right.

ReeserTheShadow's avatar

Why is he so dumb 😭

Kathryn Pierce's avatar

Oh, no no no... He's a stable genius. He said so himself. 🤣 What stable he came out of is another question.

ReeserTheShadow's avatar

The animals kicked him out…a good kick from a mule might be the encouragement the little blood clot needs to get moving.

Karyn Milos's avatar

I think my Vikings have a better chance of someday winning a Super Bowl than we have of ever making sense of Don Boy's idiocy.

Sarah3000's avatar

So let me get this straight-

He told the American public he was going to war to prevent Iran from building nuclear weapons. Now he says it's just common sense that they should have nuclear weapons after agreeing to give Iran $300 billion in taxpayer money? Make it make sense. Now I know what insanity feels like.

Marguerite Funk's avatar

No body does it better than GOD! We believe in you!!!

Also, looking forward to this..... Sean Penn will write and direct a movie tied to the Jan. 6 U.S. Capitol riot.

Gunnar Jensen's avatar

The majority of U.S. (220m) silently roar, and will continue to do so w/o the lapdog, corporate corpse media. How? Easy. We must vote everyday with our $. Where and what we buy is what keeps their little megalomaniacal fantasy worlds motatin'. What and who we -- pay -- to read, watch and listen to makes the media world spin. Choose well, look for alternatives, visit the library before local republicans take them away (you'll be amazed what's available there -- for free!). Visit your nearest museum. And as our magnificent God advises -- grow your own, make your own, support your own (media, music, movies, books, art, etc.) We are not hostage to the bubble headed, bouncing bozo bobble-headed propaganda-meisters regurgitating local and national spews -- look for the indies -- they're better, and they're out there! Local a/o national, international alternative media - yeah!. So, choose everyday. (And tell your neighbors to stop driving like their asses are on fire! THEY're the ones making oily-garchs rich. They're making miserable noise, pollution and waste. They are making oil wars happen.) Sorry, God ... got carried away ...😬

Eric Toft's avatar

Pedophile pete and little “stupid marco” (trump’s words at G7) good dog Marco, sit, get bitchy resting face…

Eric Toft's avatar

I wonder if marco always wears socks to cover his cloven hooves.

Just a minor watchful eye in the cabal

Maria 🇮🇪's avatar

Thanks God. He’s an Utter Embarrassment - Worldwide!

Carol M Myers's avatar

Ya know, God, you're giving tacos a pretty bad name...

Sarah3000's avatar

He is referring to the phase "Trump Always Chickens Out," which is exactly what he did with the Iran deal. He folded like a lawn chair, as to be expected.

Richard's avatar

Trump is dumber than a door nail! 🤪

skangirl's avatar

Less useful, too.

Lexie Norway's avatar

Okay God!!! Swish like the Knicks, Homerun swing like the kid in The Sandlot, fish sounds like Phelps. Gold all day baby!!! Sundowners (cough, allegedly, cough) seems to be rampant and my bingo card is waiting for the deathbed confession conference that happens live...not because I'm wishing ill, but because that usually happens at the end of life. Happy Friday Almighty, Son and company!!!!

John P McCauley Jr's avatar

God, did you write this?

“ABC and NBC owners support Trump.”

God,

Has Disney traded Mickey Mouse Ears for MAGA hats?

Seriously,

John

David Ferry's avatar

Fuck Trump. Fuck the Guardians of Pedos. Fuck MAGA. I'm sad/angry/frightened/too old for this shit. 🤬

skangirl's avatar

My favorite cat and I have made a pact to outlive him. We're also sad/angry/frightened/too old for this shit, but we're fueled by our hatred. Feel free to join our club.

Sally Joy Rubin's avatar

God, I know you're busy. But, HELP US!!!!!!!

Ken Davies's avatar

Does Trump still have immunity from the Supreme Court?

wendy's avatar

as for david shuster's comment, nothing is stopping the republicans in congress from starting impeachment procedures now. they're waiting for the democrats to take both houses at the midterms? with all the gerrymandering, that may not happen. when are they going to become americans rather than republicans?