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John Jacob's avatar

Just when you think MAGA has hit bottom, they pull out the shovel 🪏

TACO PEDO is frantic to distract and distort, so let’s build a ballroom, send nuclear submarines to Russian waters, and pretend we’re not robbing America blind by imposing tax’s on everything but calling them tariffs…again tanking the economy 🇺🇸

Anything else shiny to dangle in front of us, MAGA? 🤔

Oh, maybe you should Release the Epstein Files,you bunch of lying Nazis 🔥

Linda Unger's avatar

Their best distraction yet came today - Corporation for Public Broadcasting is closing its doors after 60 years because their funding was pulled. I hate it here.

Robot Bender's avatar

I'm donating to my local NPR station monthly, but I don't know if or how this affects them.

Joan Eisenstodt's avatar

CPB provided much of NPR and PBS funding. Local stations have begun layoffs. Your monthly donations help. Encourage others to do so. How I wis I were really wealthy to do more.

Cynthia Christiansen's avatar

Graves for them is how the shovel is used.

skangirl's avatar

They're cruising by Home Depot looking for "an illegal" to dig for them!

Nicky Johnson's avatar

John, can I copy and post this?

Larry Bushard's avatar

There is no bottom to Dump or MAGA!

Jocelyn B's avatar

WOW - those banners, in red states! I'm very impressed. Hopefully that means fewer repugnants get elected/re-elected next year.

Jennifer Roussel's avatar

Also, the "no tax on tips" bullshit. If the server makes over a certain hourly amount, which any server knows is crap, the restaurant owner can take half of the server's tips after tip out. So I guess we know who benefits from the "no tax on tips". Also, we live in Texas, You Damn Gregg Abbott, that orange ass smooching mofo. But I digress. Last week, my daughter was the only server on the floor and made $1000 tip in cash. She gave half to the kitchen and then asshole boss told her that he also got half to which she refused. Now, he has cut her to 2 days/wk. and she's screwed until she gets another job because you have to be fired before you can collect unemployment. I would love to give him a good old fashioned come to Jesus talk but it would just make it harder on my daughter. Also, my daughter has worked there for over 7 years.

Joan Eisenstodt's avatar

How horrible. Your daughter is clearly a good person. I hope she finds an ethical, moral, just boss. And she should advise their corp office (unless it’s a privately owned by her boss restaurant). It’s retaliation.

Jennifer Roussel's avatar

It's privately owned but, being the pagan that I am, I took measures into my own hands.

Joan Eisenstodt's avatar

Applause for you and her!

Scott Bernstein's avatar

It's incredibly pathetic that when this z-list fucking pile of shit drops dead, it will be one of the greatest days in the history of humanity.

Jennifer Roussel's avatar

I will dance like I haven't danced in years.

Leslie Goodman-Malamuth's avatar

The dancing through the streets of Berkeley the night that Nixon resigned in 1974 will be multiplied a millionfold, worldwide.

Scott Bernstein's avatar

Leslie...... It will be a global celebration unlike anything ever before.

Samantha's avatar

Ah, you should have seen Boston! We had folk streaking all OVER the place in celebration. Good times.

Mary Hall's avatar

The plan is Christmas lights, champagne, and dancing in the streets!

Robot Bender's avatar

I'm not into wines, I'm afraid. Can we have some beer?

Mary Hall's avatar

Absofkinlutely! Sparking water, Martinelli's sparkling cider, beer, anything with bubbles makes everything more fun!

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

Dead is fine … but can we first give him a decade or two behind bars, with no audience but S&M sex offenders?

Scott Bernstein's avatar

How long exactly do you think that dementia-ridden fuck is going to live?

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

Some time ago I loaned my car to some *rseholes with a very messy and active small child. For years afterwards I was finding hardened but otherwise perfectly preserved MuckDonalds' french fries in and under obscure places.

Given what he consumes daily it may not be possible to determine the actual date of decease; the ossified body may continue to excrete various gases and substances and be paraded as if living while his minions continue to paraphrase what he used to say.

Scott Bernstein's avatar

1). That's funny.

2). Here's to hoping that sub-human fuck dies today. End of story.

Jennifer Roussel's avatar

My birth mother consumed a gallon of gin/wk and she lived to be 86. She finally gave up and died when the youngest son put her in a nursing home with strict rules for no alcohol.

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

So are you saying that if they lock him way from diet coke, fried chicken and shamburgers (hold the vegies) he'll pop his clogs within a week?

Samantha's avatar

Hmm...sounds about right. Did you ever see the movie 'Little Nicky?' I like Hitler's punishment in hell - to have to wear a tutu and get pineapples shoved up his butt. Something like that for Soggy Stinkpot would make me smile.

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

Yes, indeed. Make sure the S&M crowd in prison have plenty of pineapples. With very rough ends.

skangirl's avatar

But have you seen pictures of Berlin taken after Hitler killed himself? Not pretty. (BTW, I doubt hitler pulled the trigger himself. If it happens here, ill douché, well, they don't call him TACO for nothing.)

Remember June 1, 2020, when trump cleared Lafayette Park for his Bible photo op? He was so shaken that he had to "inspect" the bunker under the Shite House. INSPECT THE BUNKER, DONALD!

Leslie Goodman-Malamuth's avatar

Trump wanted the staffer who leaked the “inspection” story to the press assassinated! Trump had grownups around in his first term to prevent excesses of that kind. There are none now.

Jo Burns's avatar

Blessings on amplifying the truth, God. May your megaphone be louder, prouder, and an earworm in Cankles ear.

God's avatar

thank you 😇

Jo Burns's avatar

You are welcome 😊

Darlene Simpson's avatar

Duh what did the 😡🤡💩expect after doge fired half the country.

MuneeraKhair's avatar

Aw Poor Twinkie King Saltine da Cracka is upset. Let's call him the wahbulance before he codes into big tantrums, throwing things with his baby hands.

Samantha's avatar

Correct me if I'm wrong, here, but I get the feeling you don't like him very much. 🤪

MuneeraKhair's avatar

If he wasn't a child raping, child molesting, two bit con man, lying liar, sack of potatoes, piece of shit ass licker, I'd try but you know nobody needs a second asshole. Lol

Samantha's avatar

Well, since you put it THAT way...🙃

Ellen's avatar

He’s a birdbrain so he deserves to get the bird. Hahaha!

Ellen law's avatar

Not sure he has a brain at all just a shouty mouth . Dreading the next visit he makes to UK . PM made a big mistake.

Cynthia Christiansen's avatar

Birds have smarter brains. Many 🦜 have the intelligence of an 8-year-old. Think #Felon47's not got that much intelligence.

Old Man Kerapsak's avatar

In regard to the job numbers Trump reacted in his usual way: call them fake and fire the messenger. Good god (that's you), l hope you're right and his time is short!

Christie sebo's avatar

I don't know, but if I saw somebody digging themselves a hole so deep that they'll never climb out of it, I wouldn't claim him.

skangirl's avatar

At the rate we're going, the number of jobs will go down so low that if it was a little girl, ill douché would "date" her. Meanwhile, if *inflation* was a little girl, she might age-out of his preferred pedo-graphic...I mean "demographic."

Lily_D's avatar

He sure knows a lot about things being rigged. Guilty conscience giving away all shit he’s got sitting in that empty space between his ears. Just like cheaters accuse their partners of doing what they’ve actually been doing. Classic case of narcissist. Above all classic case of world’s dummest criminal.

He’s not getting a Nobel peace prize, but he’ll get worst wanna be con. All the cons I’ve known were at least good at it. He’s just embarrassing himself. Then again it’s what his legacy has been since…. The 80’s.

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

TACO 2.0: Trump ALWAYS Carries On.

If he doesn't like something he caused, there's always someone else to blame and fire.

Trouble is, these days he's blaming and trying to fire the whole US. The whole planet. The whole Universe.

Murray's avatar

I vaguely remember when the Republican Party was about fiscal responsibility-not anymore,

about Family Values-not anymore,

Honoring the Constitution & Oath of Office-not anymore…

Too much Koolaid has been drunk?

skangirl's avatar

I'm dying to get my hands on an unredacted copy of the trumpstein files. Load that sucker into a computer and do a search for ill douché's name and see how many times he's mentioned. (BTW, why did it take a team of FBI agents working 24-hour shifts to get that count? Scan it, tell the computer to search, and--voilà! We'll know what he did, how often, and with whom.)

Tim's avatar

I saw where he fired the head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics for revising his 'glowing review' of his 'job creating statistics'. I have been saying for over 8 years how stupefied I am that even relatively intelligent people cannot see him for the petulant child that he is. Will it become clear to them now? I think not.