If it were Biden tripping on the stairs, that would be a major news story. Trump stumbles, it is ignored. Epstein connections, which really SHOULD be a major news story, ah who cares?? This guy just needs to move on. I am so sick of him being a blight upon our world.
Thanks! I will never be able to get the image out of my brain. Side by side—Elvis and TACO face down on the tile. Sad event on the left; righteous event on the right.
That second image nourishes my soul. My bestie predicts an assassination before July 4, but I’d prefer something much more ignominious, after the bump he got from faking Butler.
Get you news from Substacks and foreign news sources (BBC, Guardian, Australian/Canadian media) An Australian woman journalist was shot DELIBERATELY by a cop in LA today. News sites all over the world report it. US Media - zilch.
Yes I saw an (LA based) NZ journalist’s livestream yesterday. Quite shocking, he was hit by actual tear gas! For a moment I thought he was live-streaming from some war torn country. But no, this is America, now. The country is at war, not with some other country, at war with itself now. Where does this end? Actual war with bombs and missiles?
God, please continue to watch over Californians, as we become the “test case”. Remind people that state sovereignty was ok when Kristi Noem wanted it for her state and that Trump refused to call upon the National Guard when there was a true insurrection on January 6.
If an AR-15 round had only just grazed his ear, there would have been a lot of tissue damage and far more blood. I call bullshit on that whole thing. What's really scary when you think about it, an innocent man died behind him from that same shot.
Plus an AR-15 shot would have taken a large chunk of the back of his head off. From the beginning, I have said the angle is all wrong for a bullet to have only gotten a small bit of ear. So why the Kotex taped to the side of his head when he next appeared on stage?!! He’s a modern day Barnum and Bailey and nothing more.
Love you. Needed that laugh this morning. West Va. just passed a requirement for woman to call 911 to report a miscarriage. Really? I'm already really ticked at Texas. I thought we were done with this back in '72, but apparently, not so much.
And to think: they petitioned Lincoln to let them break away from Virginia because they WANTED to be on the right side of history; they LIKED being in the Union.
THANK YOU GOD…good first attempt, but we need something a’la Buster Keaton…something to generate a large belly laugh from the ENTIRE world, not just snickers!!! Give it another go…we are all wishing you much success on your next try!!!
Secret Service agent: /sigh "Yes, sir...hold still, sir... That's it, sir, wrap your arms around my neck, or we'll get a board if you need one... No, sir, I won't drop you, promise..."
You know something, God? If the Trumpanzees are going to report you every single time you post something because it gets their little delicate snowflakeMAGA feelings hurt, I’m gonna suggest that maybe we ought to start doing the same thing right back at to the Trumpanzees. WE SHOULD REPORT them for ANYTHING. We should make their little snowflake lives absolutely miserable.
Inevitably, I have some evangelical, Christian nationalist tell me that “I must turn the other cheek” and Romans 13 says that I have to obey Trump as “God‘s appointed leader“.
First of all, I ran out of good cheeks to turn 25 years ago, and if someone strikes me across the cheek, I take that as a provocation to war. Second, those same Christian nationalists sure didn’t obey Romans 13 when Joe Biden, Barack Obama, or Bill Clinton were President.
And as far as MAGA Christian nationalists telling us that Donald Trump is their The Great And Glorious Leader, The God And King, The Returned Messiah, The Lord And Savior, The Archbishop Of The True Trump™ Evangelical Church Of America, The Leader Of The World, And The Ruler Of The Universe, DONOLD JOHN TRUMP† (Power And Wealth And Wisdom And Strength And Honor And Glory And Praise be Unto Him Now And Forevermore!), I respond back with Paul’s admonition from Second Corinthians, chapter 11:
13 Such men are false apostles, deceitful workers, masquerading as Christ’s apostles. 14 And no wonder, for even Satan masquerades as an angel of light. 15 It is no great thing therefore if his servants also masquerade as servants of righteousness, whose end will be according to their works. (2 Corinthians 11:13-15)
Not to give the Almighty advice but, next time maybe smite harder? Full face plant? Thank you again God for all you do.
Yes! I tripped and faceplanted a few weeks ago... there was blood. I want to see REAL blood! Not a planted capsule.
Ow! Poor you! Take care, Bec. 🫶🏼
Never ask Him to explain Himself. Mysterious ways and all that.
Tarmac face plant?
Sweet!
Works for me.
Never mind face plant, just use a large bolt ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡ of lightning.
God is good, ever near us, let us then be, ah, I forget. I stumble.
Oh yes, please, God...the full face plant...
Nobody is talking today about Trump being all over the Epstein files. Pedo? MAGA yawns.
Yeah...funny how that works.
If it were Biden tripping on the stairs, that would be a major news story. Trump stumbles, it is ignored. Epstein connections, which really SHOULD be a major news story, ah who cares?? This guy just needs to move on. I am so sick of him being a blight upon our world.
Move ALL the way into the hereafter
Still hoping that he’ll soon assume the Elvis position before the crapper in the Mar-a-Lago document room.
Thanks! I will never be able to get the image out of my brain. Side by side—Elvis and TACO face down on the tile. Sad event on the left; righteous event on the right.
That second image nourishes my soul. My bestie predicts an assassination before July 4, but I’d prefer something much more ignominious, after the bump he got from faking Butler.
Get you news from Substacks and foreign news sources (BBC, Guardian, Australian/Canadian media) An Australian woman journalist was shot DELIBERATELY by a cop in LA today. News sites all over the world report it. US Media - zilch.
https://youtu.be/t42UBBolOvo?si=q7_uteKh4dSoa53j
Yes I saw an (LA based) NZ journalist’s livestream yesterday. Quite shocking, he was hit by actual tear gas! For a moment I thought he was live-streaming from some war torn country. But no, this is America, now. The country is at war, not with some other country, at war with itself now. Where does this end? Actual war with bombs and missiles?
God, please continue to watch over Californians, as we become the “test case”. Remind people that state sovereignty was ok when Kristi Noem wanted it for her state and that Trump refused to call upon the National Guard when there was a true insurrection on January 6.
Hey didja see the ear in that stumblebum picture?
Why’d it look normal?
Maybe the only thing - his face is definitely bi-racial.
Sorry for kicking him when he went down… please forgive me!
Fake ear injury and assassination attempt. There should be parts missing and scars.
The part of Evander Holyfield’s ear, that Mike Tyson bit off, never grew back or healed as if nothing had happened to it.
yep!
It was cartilage damage, which never really heals properly...think of all the old "broken nose" boxers with "cauliflower ears" that are such a meme.
You'd think that almost being grazed by an AR-15 would have some lasting effect.
If an AR-15 round had only just grazed his ear, there would have been a lot of tissue damage and far more blood. I call bullshit on that whole thing. What's really scary when you think about it, an innocent man died behind him from that same shot.
Cold-blooded murder.
So he was an accessory to murder too. Is that a state charge?
He makes me so mad - it’s awful when bullies do their thing and worse when they never pay a price.
IANAL, so I don't know.
Plus an AR-15 shot would have taken a large chunk of the back of his head off. From the beginning, I have said the angle is all wrong for a bullet to have only gotten a small bit of ear. So why the Kotex taped to the side of his head when he next appeared on stage?!! He’s a modern day Barnum and Bailey and nothing more.
It was staged to give him the election. I knew that when he got up with a band aids worth of blood on his face.
Indeed!
Thank you for smiting him. Next time perhaps add a gust or two of strong winds to mess up the hairline and toss around the neck flaps.
Clawing my eyes out to get rid of the neck flapping visual
Oh, I dunno… a bit more windspeed and he might take off.
Maybe if those watching all … flatulate at once.
LOL! X-D
You can believe an elephant can fly... ;-)
(My apologies to all real elephants out there; you have enough on your trunk-held plates without that -- person -- being compared to you. :-/)
LOL 😆!
Love you. Needed that laugh this morning. West Va. just passed a requirement for woman to call 911 to report a miscarriage. Really? I'm already really ticked at Texas. I thought we were done with this back in '72, but apparently, not so much.
WV is the Texas of the east. We used to live there.
And to think: they petitioned Lincoln to let them break away from Virginia because they WANTED to be on the right side of history; they LIKED being in the Union.
What the hell...? :(
That’s trumps orgasm face.
Look at that neck. 🤮 Looks like a pastrami sandwich. Melania what are you thinking? Have some self respect woman.
Dear God,
please, please, pretty please can he slide down the stairs next time bumping that orange ballsack off every step? 🙏🏽😇
I’m laughing again, naughty Chezchez.
Me too, but doesn't there need to be something at least reasonably substantial in a nutsack for it to hurt? :-/
I don't think a thimble's worth in each would count... ;)
The Force is strong with you. After all, you are God. Please keep fighting to be on the correct side of history. Love you 🥰
My paid sub renewed last week, because this is a God I'm proud to support.
It was nice of Maintenance to go ahead and put a little extra WD-40 on those darn squeaky stairs as well. Good job God.
THANK YOU GOD…good first attempt, but we need something a’la Buster Keaton…something to generate a large belly laugh from the ENTIRE world, not just snickers!!! Give it another go…we are all wishing you much success on your next try!!!
I want him to break a hip. I hear old people go downhill really fast after one of those.
"I've fallen! And I can't get up!!"
Secret Service agent: /sigh "Yes, sir...hold still, sir... That's it, sir, wrap your arms around my neck, or we'll get a board if you need one... No, sir, I won't drop you, promise..."
You know something, God? If the Trumpanzees are going to report you every single time you post something because it gets their little delicate snowflakeMAGA feelings hurt, I’m gonna suggest that maybe we ought to start doing the same thing right back at to the Trumpanzees. WE SHOULD REPORT them for ANYTHING. We should make their little snowflake lives absolutely miserable.
Inevitably, I have some evangelical, Christian nationalist tell me that “I must turn the other cheek” and Romans 13 says that I have to obey Trump as “God‘s appointed leader“.
First of all, I ran out of good cheeks to turn 25 years ago, and if someone strikes me across the cheek, I take that as a provocation to war. Second, those same Christian nationalists sure didn’t obey Romans 13 when Joe Biden, Barack Obama, or Bill Clinton were President.
And as far as MAGA Christian nationalists telling us that Donald Trump is their The Great And Glorious Leader, The God And King, The Returned Messiah, The Lord And Savior, The Archbishop Of The True Trump™ Evangelical Church Of America, The Leader Of The World, And The Ruler Of The Universe, DONOLD JOHN TRUMP† (Power And Wealth And Wisdom And Strength And Honor And Glory And Praise be Unto Him Now And Forevermore!), I respond back with Paul’s admonition from Second Corinthians, chapter 11:
13 Such men are false apostles, deceitful workers, masquerading as Christ’s apostles. 14 And no wonder, for even Satan masquerades as an angel of light. 15 It is no great thing therefore if his servants also masquerade as servants of righteousness, whose end will be according to their works. (2 Corinthians 11:13-15)
I'm to the point where if someone strikes my cheek, I'm going to make him sing soprano for life.
Aw, c'mon, you've got more than one cheek! :D
The way I see it, I've got two (well, four if you count the lower ones as well). ;)
Once you get past that: IT'S MY TURN. X-D
I NEVER believed in God until now! I’m a believer and have seen the promised land. It looks like…..
RESISTANCE!!!!
Dear God could you have him roll down the stairs?
Like a Slinky.
Oh, God, that would be hilarious! :D
"For fun it's a wonderful toy." X-D
“The stairs are biased.”
If I had water in my mouth when I read that, there would have been a spit take. Hilarious!!!
Now this is a God I can believe in!