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Maja Ramirez's avatar

Dear g-d, don’t let any children forced to go to this debacle heatstroke or die.

Just the perp please!

Kim Winchell's avatar

Thank you, God! So perfect. 👏

DL Jr's avatar

With a sunscreen ban, those MAGAts will definitely have red necks this weekend.

God's avatar

Hahaha

Anne Fletcher-Jones's avatar

Unfortunately (unless they are required to arrive while the sun is still up), the events all happen during the evening. But the heat should finish a few of them off.

Cathy Rady's avatar

the gnats and mosquitos will have a FIELD DAY (heh heh)

Jocelyn B's avatar

Ha! Well said.

Jane in NC's avatar

Gates open at 1 in the afternoon to make sure people can clear the security checks. Even after dark, a grass field baking in the hot sun all day is going to be radiating heat like fire brick!

Anne Fletcher-Jones's avatar

Geez! I can’t even imagine spending so many hours, queuing up, waiting for the “show” to start, with nothing st all to make you comfortable on that hot grass! I bet there’s not even any shade. Miserable!

Jane in NC's avatar

There's really no place to get out of the sun except inside the food area or the state exhibits. And, of course, the geniuses who put this thing together didn't provide a picnic pavilion or chairs anywhere. Absolutely miserable is right!

Jennifer Roussel's avatar

Thank you, God, for the whole post but especially ending with Jimmy Hendrix. You are definitely experienced.

God's avatar

Thanks for reading, Jennifer! 🙏

Jennie Reson FOR LIVING's avatar

This🙏🏻🥹☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻

A. Freimund's avatar

Hoooo boy! Go for it, God!!! And humid, too, this being summer in D.C. The biting bugs will be so happy. They should call this Mosquito Feast 2026.

Jennie Reson FOR LIVING's avatar

You not be damned.☝🏻🥹

Mother nature's Holy Spirit is more pissed off than any of us I assure you. #EpaEpaEpa 🙇🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

ReeserTheShadow's avatar

Cool it down for the 5th though, okay? That is MY birthday and I am on your side. 😉

If anyone needs something less fascisty to celebrate this weekend…I humbly nominate myself. 😅

Anne's avatar

My mother's birthday was on July 4, so let's celebrate the whole weekend.

Jennie Reson FOR LIVING's avatar

Texas BBQ and birthday cake 🎂 at my place for your mom.💯🫂🙏🏻🥹🫂🫂☮️💦💦💦

Anne's avatar

You probably don't realize it, but I appreciate anyone celebrating the 4th (except for those people who will be miserable at the rally.

Jeniatric Millenial's avatar

I'm actually surprised that they're banning all the things that could help people *stay* for a boring-ass grievance fest. That is truly a new depth of stupid cruelty. Are they going to keep people there at gunpoint, too?

God's avatar

Soon, yes.

Richard's avatar

Amen! Who knows he might chicken out(Mcankles taco tits). Yeah, the 80 year old fart is not going to last a few minutes in that heat 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥! Oh well, if he drops dead on the stage. Then VP JD Couchlover becomes President.

Cathy Rady's avatar

YAY! . . . and then . . . EWW!

Lizzie's avatar

😂😂😂😂👍👏👏👏🔥🥵

Dan Beach's avatar

My money is on Trump bringing trainloads of military to fill the field. They should get hazardous duty pay.

God's avatar

Hmm good point.

Susan Hatcher's avatar

Nice of you to give him some exposure to his post-this-life existence.

Renee's avatar

Seems like he needs to take some of the billions he's made during his presidency and pay some folks to be there.

Mary Ann Cloherty's avatar

So glad you are Directing the Weather

Cup of Tea's avatar

It feels like the world doesn't get that lucky any more.

Barbara Martin's avatar

Thank you, God. Bless you👍