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Mary Ann Cloherty's avatar

GOD! Excellent Historian!! Also our brave President Dwight E who warned The People in his farewell address - “beware the industrial military complex” and I thought the hippies had said that - Nope! Grand Old Party of Lincoln!!! Party on - thanks GOD for Hail & HEAT & all vengeance is Yours! I’m a BIG FAN of you xoxo Mary Ann

SheWhoShallRemainNameless's avatar

Thank you, God, for the well timed hail! Smite! Might I suggest a pop-up thunderstorm in DC tonight during the tangerine palpatine’s speech? I hope that you and JC both have a great weekend!

Jennie Reson FOR LIVING's avatar

This one is not only for Renee Nicole Good (I'm a mother too) but for USAF MAJOR WATSON who had the CAJONES to SERVE HIS SWORN OATH.🫡🎖️🎆 #LetFreedomRing 🦅

Deb Vitkova's avatar

Dear G-d, Is it wrong for me to hate the 4th of July? I believe in the unfulfilled promise of this country. I served in the US Coastguard reserves, both parents served in WW2, but those rich white guys that wrote the Declaration of Independence didn't include the enslaved Black folks, the First Peoples from whom they stole the land and tried to kill off, not women lime me. I suspect it didn't even enter their brains. THAT, plus the obscene amount of noise are the reason for my abhorrence to this day.

Yes. it is joyful for most folks for whom it is an occasion of family reunions, picnics and fun, and I love that it is. When looking at the reason for the holiday I shudder, as we as a country have turned our backs on the people of color, first peoples and women as demonstrated by the tRupettes and MAGA.

Thank you G-d, for the extreme heat and hail. Most fitting.

Wolfman 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿's avatar

OH MY YOU!!! AMEN!!!

Bryan J's avatar

Amazing how R’s control all branches of government, yet those devious D’s always seem to be able to outsmart them with their Weather Machine! MAGA are the stupidest people alive and they prove it EVERY SINGLE DAY! Happy 4th to those that believe in what this republic is SUPPOSED to stand for and not what it has become…. 🎉

Follow The Money - cui bono's avatar

Are you aware (in your omniscience) of a Project 2029 that details how we’re wiping out 🧻🚽 and reversing Project 2025? I’m hoping that is actually a thing.

Hurt Pillow's avatar

It looks like Mt Rushmore is crying and trying to defend itself, thank you God for doing that. It's a shame how the pdf in chief has ruined the 4th for me; first with the BBBill last year and now this year. I live 30 mins from the national mall and instead of going there I'm throwing myself a party, have my drinks, have food prepared, and other party favors to help keep me floating above this shit show. I'll also be way cooler as hell is rising to take its own back down. I'm a practicing pagan, but having you in my pantheon is truly a blessing.

Diane Cooner's avatar

Too perfect but what else should we expect from God? JFK coin-sized hail falling on these jerks... It took AlAnon for me to be able to recognize God again after a lifetime of 'uh-uh', but it took these Letters for me to love God again. Thank you!

Jo Burns's avatar

Smite on God, smite on! Perfect choice of JFK sized hail to rain down on Donald and his precious jet air liner thathewillnotgettokeep. Press onward with the heat. Maybe send a few locust and hoard of toads too. Every toadie needs a personal toad.

Happy 250th Birthday To the USA!

Fly your ❤️🤍💙🇺🇸 high and proudly!

Lawrence Waldman's avatar

Um... The Giant BBQ Battle was last weekend, not this weekend. I was there. Good barbecue. But, it was cloudy and raining for most of it. It still had a larger turnout than The Great American State Fair.

Ric Flare's avatar

Your Holiness, the conspiracy theorists are trying to steal your credit and blame us pilots, chemtrails, and geo-engineering instead! Shame and smite on them for denying your powers!!! (Besides, everyone knows our job is to make gay frogs, not control the weather)

Maria K.'s avatar

Awesome job on the hail, God! Perfect timing, great delivery! Now we need something big and zappy for that dumb speech he is planning to give. Also, a well-timed gust of wind that would slam the White House doors shut so that he couldn't get back in would be super-nice. ;-)

Anne Fletcher-Jones's avatar

And torrential rain plus thunder and lightning during the entire fireworks show.

Gunnar Jensen's avatar

Hail the Heat, oh God! And pray you continuously smite the smutty somnambulant one!⚡⚡⛈️ And should there be any smiting's left over, please deliver a little hell on those You-damned Republicans who are the only ones who could end the reign of error now, but don't.

deniway's avatar

Looked like the other 4 presidents were crying - I would if I had to have that ugly mug next to me!