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Alicia Brown's avatar

Lord, if thou canst make it rain Brawndo and locusts on the cage match, even better (but I'll settle for hail and mosquitoes).

William Ferry's avatar

I'm thinking frogs myself, but those do just as well! 🤣

JP Connolly's avatar

Let's not leave out ticks, alligators, komodo dragons. Trouble is crowd control amongst the plagues who might turn on one another. Still, worth it.

Karen Brand's avatar

I vote for ticks and biting black flies.

Jennifer Roussel's avatar

And don't forget gnats. Those little buggers are quite troublesome here in Houston right now.

Anne Fletcher-Jones's avatar

Oh boy! Are they! I was once on holiday in a place that had a gnat outbreak and I didn’t have any repellent or cortisone cream. I was bitten so badly, I itched for a week. It was MISERABLE!

CB Murray's avatar

I saw that a pilot had filed a safety report due to all those lights nearly blinding him on his approach. Would hate for someone to mistake the lawn for a runway.

Deb Vitkova's avatar

Dear G-d, I thank you! Please smite them all with lightning. It may not be whirled peas, but it's a start.🤪💜

William Ferry's avatar

The Lord works in mysterious ways, his wonders to perform.

Or as the kids today would say, "True dat!"😁

Jacqueline Stauffer's avatar

thank you for rainbows, for what they represent, and the joy they bring to all of us! I made all of the bedding for my 43 year-old when she was an infant and it was all the rainbow now her son has that stuffed rainbow in his room. Rainbows are connection.

ReeserTheShadow's avatar

Hell yeah. This is what you get for having outdoor plans only for your special occasion! (Being from Ohio, I know better.)

This was a really positive post, god. Wtg!

Christy Jobe Carter's avatar

New York Times reported this morning that 14 percent of the people approve of the White House being turned into a fetid squalor of swamp for the UFC. Which means that we now know the percentage of trash that resides in our country. Which means 86 percent have taste. Interestingly that runs to what his approval ratings are these days.

Jennifer Roussel's avatar

This past week, I was watching an old Golden Girls rerun and Dorothy dreamed that she met Merv Griffin. He was leaving and she begged "Please don't go! You are bright, you are charming. You are the Anti-Trump." People hated dump back in the '80's too.

Christy Jobe Carter's avatar

Nor hard to do when you discriminate against and and all who are not white.

Carol D's avatar

....And there is no way in hell that Iran would sign an agreement with trump on his birthday!!

DL Jr's avatar

Smite the bastards with every weather trick in the books! Lightning would make for great photo ops!!!

Jennifer Roussel's avatar

I know dat's right! (As they say in South Louisiana).

Marguerite Funk's avatar

It's an excellent day for a thunderstorm. Bring on the lightning bolts.

Aquaman811's avatar

Best birthday present ever! The true God smites the false prophet! It would be a “shame” if Cheeto McFucktardington got deep fried while watching his trailer park, Florida Man, homoerotic fight match on his lawn!

Lexie Norway's avatar

We do have each other! Well said God, also job well done!!! Xoxo

hootiepgh's avatar

that rainbow was truly inspired. my favorite part of the whole name removal event.

Cathy Rady's avatar

speaking of the name removal, do you think they'll need to relocate those tarps to the South Lawn tonight?

hootiepgh's avatar

i'd love nothing more than to see that happen and the removal of that abomination start tonight. however, i think the trump adventure theme park is going to be up for a while. damn it. i think he'll try to monetize the south lawn just like he monetized the easter egg roll.

Cathy Rady's avatar

he is a boor through and through

Anne Fletcher-Jones's avatar

Darn! I can only imagine”like” about 5 comments, then I can’t click on any more of the little hearts though I’d really like to. I’m a paid subscriber so don’t understand why this is happening.

God's avatar

hmm maybe you need to update the substack app? or it’s glitching.

Anne Fletcher-Jones's avatar

Thanks—you were right and it worked!

Maria's avatar

God, You are the BEST!