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Christie sebo's avatar

God, I'm happy that you spend time to make nature relevant in our discussions. Next, lightning bolts and hailstones? On the golf course? Please?

Glennz2013's avatar

Amen! With that golf club in the air!

Easter's avatar

In Jesus’ name, Amen.

Jan Frederick's avatar

Caddyshack style, please!

Gilamarth's avatar

"But he is also trying to build a sea wall designed to protect one of his golf courses from “global warming and its effects.”"

https://www.politico.com/story/2016/05/donald-trump-climate-change-golf-course-223436

Pam Reese's avatar

Can’t you block the right wing haters that follow you?

I love everything you post, especially today’s rainbow shot with Air Force One under it.

God's avatar

I do. They are endless.

Karyn Milos's avatar

The TRUTH has been SPOKEN. 🙌😂🤣

Scott Bernstein's avatar

Living in the Country of California, I can give you a laundry list of things that I would fix, but I do really love the way Newsome is one of the few people willing to repeatedly tell the nazi circus peanut to go fuck himself (and yeah, I know what his end game is and that's ok). With a little luck, that filthy fucking pile of dementia-ridden shit will drop dead today. See, it never hurts to be optimistic.......

Nancy's avatar

Newsom, dahling, Newsom...if you ever want to get invited to the Ball, gotta spell it right! :D

(from a fellow Californian [which could easily be a separate Republic...] ;->)

Or are you misspelling it awesomely like God does for DonOld? :D

Samantha's avatar

I feel the same way about Oregon. Did you ever read Ecotopia? There is much to commend in many of the ideas in it. I sorta have this sense of the entire west coast being a different country spiritually, philosophically, physically...pretty much in most ways. Hmm...maybe, if and when I can get my own blog up and running, I will dedicate it to this idea, with the aim of encouraging its real world and organically grown creation of it.

Nancy's avatar

It could very well be a case of physical isolation, behind our massively extensive mountain ranges (and our much calmer, relatively, Pacific Ocean; that can affect things in all kinds of ways). :)

(And no, I haven't read Ecotopia; I'll have to check it out! :D Thanks for the reference!)

Elly's avatar

One well-timed lightning bolt while he's on the golf course is all we need.

Vee's avatar

What a way to make someone happy. Thank you so much for your work.

Karyn Milos's avatar

God, I am so happy I discovered your Substack. Way back in the day, You used to post this type of content on FB; I remember your God Loves Gays 🌈 billboard campaign, among other things. I got discouraged when I saw You were only posting lighthearted questions for fun and humor. What happened to all of the thoughtful and thought-provoking posts?

Then I found You here on Substack. And behold, it is very good.

And putting the pieces together, I suspect you had to scale back on That Platform in order to maintain a non-jailed Presence on That Platform. Whatever the case may be, God Bless God's Substack! And HAPPY PRIDE!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

I’m already a subscriber's avatar

This was one of Your best, God. You are great and good 😊

HI2thDoc's avatar

If Jabba the Rump hates Fox so much, why did he hire half their on-air talking heads for his authoritarian regime? For their qualifications and competence? HAHAHAHA. There must be a lot less empty wine and liquor bottles in the Fox studios now, what with Hegseth and Pirro out of there. Or, wait, Judge Jeannine, do you really drink box wine like they say you do?

Mary Hall's avatar

If I may take a moment to defend box wine, I think it is a great value, it stays fresh, and the box is easy to deal with when the wine is all gone. Currently, I am a fan of the Black Box "Brilliant" collection of low calorie and low alcohol wines. They have a cabernet, a chardonnay, and a pinot grigio. I can have two glasses but it's like only having one.🍷🍷

HI2thDoc's avatar

The key is quantity. And if Judge Jeanine is going on air hammered like they joke that she is, well, that’s just pathetic

Ellen's avatar

Beautiful rainbow you created. I enjoy seeing them after storms and am waiting for this one to pass.

Bren M's avatar

The right wing chuds wouldn’t bother showing up if you weren’t making a difference. Look upon it as an alternate form of worship because of course they can’t get that right either.

Delores Gilchrist's avatar

Like other readers, I look for your posts first each morning. You help to give us hope in an otherwise dreary landscape. Thank you so much for your optimistic posts while, at times, it seems that there is nothing to be optimistic about.

Christine Chapman's avatar

The simplest of gifts. The representation of All. The delight in this ole gals eyes viewing the miracle of Holy Sarcasm. Thank You!🤗😇😎😂

Mary Hall's avatar

Thank you, God, for the ACLU! They are the most American organization in existence. I have been a proud, card-carrying member for decades and they are a beneficiary in my Will.

PS -- "Tangerine Palpatine" is now on my list of T💩p monikers. Thank you for your contribution.

Joni Bosch's avatar

Jesus actually gave us the sermon on the mount. It’s clear why they don’t want to post that in school.

PhunnyPhillyGirl's avatar

Dear God,

We are Your Army.

An Army of Love and Inclusion. We can't do anything BUT grow.

Love,

me

Murray's avatar

Thank you GOD!

Just want to shout out to the NAACP for not inviting DEAD-TACO to attend their National Convention 🥳🥳🥳