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Mike Morilak's avatar

Good job. Go for the crotch next.

Lucifer Sam, Siam Cat's avatar

According to Stormy Daniels, God took care of that years ago 🍄

Christy Jobe Carter's avatar

That is probably where it started.

Jeff's avatar

Make his diaper so he can’t get it off for a month

Murray's avatar

Drawstring trash bag fits in many ways...

Karen M's avatar

Death by crotch rot!

Jeff's avatar

OH NO Not his brain!

Mandy (CastielsHamster)'s avatar

I don't understand why crab lice would want to live anywhere in Donald's pants. Or be close to his dirty depends

Jeff's avatar

Shit attracts shit. Just look at his 'family'

Corlis Robe's avatar

Oh, God, the Most High -

Would you mind *speeding up the decay?*

Please and Thank You forever and ever

Amen.

Christy Jobe Carter's avatar

Dear God, can't we just have an old fashion leprosy and then struck by lighting? I know my name is the from that guy in the Bible that has patience but I am running low on that. And if you could include Vance and Johnson at the same time nice trifecta.

Reggaemama's avatar

Don't forget Hegseth, Rubio, RFK Jr. and the rest of them. How about some boils next?

Elly's avatar

Boils would be great! Especially for Noem and Hegseth.

deniway's avatar

Yeah - the great plagues of the Old Testament but precisely aimed! No collateral damage.

Anne Fletcher-Jones's avatar

And, for Noem, they should be on her face, fully visible to all.

Mandy (CastielsHamster)'s avatar

Remember last year when Noem went with RFK JR to an abandoned testing facility and came out a week later with an allergic reaction to something? It was a nasty rash similar to the one on Donald's neck.

Christy Jobe Carter's avatar

Especially in the proper places.

Paula's avatar

And don't forget Miller, Thiel, Vought and the rest of the unelected hired help.

Karen Donahue's avatar

God, I thank you for all you do everyday to help us all get through this hell. Bless you for making us smile and laugh.

Pam Lynn's avatar

God please give him an itchy spreading untreatable rash on his butt. But no pictures please😂

Papa Art's avatar

Nice job God! I’m not sure I want to ask but did you give any rashes that we can’t see?

HI2thDoc's avatar

Keep him away from sex workers and porn performers. We wouldn't want him giving them any STIs

Richard's avatar

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Jennifer Roussel's avatar

Good job, God! Smite that mutha to thousands of reincarnations of a roach. In the meantime, humiliate the fuck out of him and his toadies.

Sandi R.'s avatar

An and amazing job healing that ear, God.

Ellen Schwartz's avatar

So was that the ear that got shot off or was it on the other side? If it was the other ear, are there any profile pictures of that side so we can see how nicely it healed after getting shot off? It’s no surprise that he can regenerate body parts. It’s a lizard thing.

Kathryn Pierce's avatar

Hey, don't insult the lizards!

Joni Bosch's avatar

What makes the whole thing even worse is the ignorance of the people who believe revelation is predicting the future. Who believe that if the Jews get the temple mount back, Jesus will return. Revelation is not predicting the future. It was dealing with the ravages of another dictator in the past.

Robot Bender's avatar

They're going to set off a worldwide fundamentalist Islamic Jihad at this rate.

Hal Schwalbe's avatar

Lord, I wonder if people have really thought through the potential risks. Let's say Jesus DOES return. How can we mortals even be sure we'd recognize Him? I'm also guessing He doesn't have a valid photo ID. It could get ugly in a hurry!

Cam Choiniere's avatar

The interview with Wajahat was awesome!! He’s so HOT! And SMART!! Thanks for continuing with your fabulous work. 💕🩷💕

Corlis Robe's avatar

You can follow Waj on Substack.

Bear, the angel of death's avatar

Can you also make temu jig-saw’s face rot off, starting with the lip filler, of course?

Cam Meaney's avatar

Good job on his brain! We all know his father was born in The Bronx, yet yesterday he said his father was born in Germany (it was his grandfather. His mother was born in Scotland, even though he said his father met his mother in Germany. That rash is going right to his brain!

Denice Clayton's avatar

Maybe you could work on something that is contagious only for his top staff...

Dan Beach's avatar

Amen. And I'll raise you a Hail Morrie.

P J Johnston's avatar

Thank you for giving him his infirmities, did you give him his slurred speech as well? And as Mike say much lower!