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Threenorns's avatar

It's not just Americans, you've got allies up here in Canada that believe America can still be saved. We really want you to pull your heads out of your asses. I don't think we can tolerate babysitting another meth lab in the basement.

Constance Story's avatar

At least the shock of witnessing American's profound stupidity in electing a convicted felon to the White House shook Canadian Liberals from their somnolence and they shot Mark Carney to the lead as if from a cannon! Hang with us, Northern friends, the resistance here is growing!

M Corbin's avatar

This genuinely made me tear up. I am one that voted for Kamala was naive to think people had enough of the orange turd. These assclowns that voted for him have to feel the pain. Unfortunately, it is collateral damage for those who did not want this felon.

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

Same here in *Australia*. On May 5 we had Federal elections (not for president — we don't elect any fuehrer-king, just our representatives for House and Senate) … and the left-wing Labor party absolutely trashed the right wing. Of 150 in the House, 92 ALP (yay!), 40 LNP (hisssss) and 10 IND — the rest still to be decided.

Watching the US thrashing about in such horror is waking up the rest of the world, smacking us around the chops. I hope.

Nancy's avatar

Sounds to me like you've got more than double the LNP (?), so that's good news, yeah? :D

How do you get a Prime Minister, if not through an election for the position? Appointed from whatever party has the most votes?

(And yeah, times were, we were an object lesson for the rest of the world in a GOOD way... :-/)

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

Each of the Parties — ALP, LNP, Green, PHON etc. — elects its own Leader at some stage. (Depending on the Party there's always lots of scruffling around, wondering, debating, infighting and "he said she said" stuff, including the tussles the gutter media make up or blow all out of proportion.)

If a Party clearly wins the election then its leader is appointed Prime Minister of Australia. Presently it's Anthony Albanese — Member of the House since 1996, leader of the ALP since 2019 and Prime Minister since 2022. He's the "front" man and does a lot of the public speaking, but no way is he the "head" man. He is one MP in a good team.

The six States each has a Premier, appointed in the same way.

Nancy's avatar

Ah! Lucky you folks made the right decision, then! :)

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

One of the biggest problems here, though, is that just about every medium — papers, magazines, radio, television — is owned and dominated by Rupert Murdoch or a similar creature. The masses are fed insane amounts of sheer rubbish and many of them just lap it up because the words rarely get beyond one syllable. "That one BAD! This one GOOD!"

Nancy's avatar

And yet, even with that hooey going in their ears and eyes, they still made a good choice... :)

Hope yet! :D

Señora Delgado's avatar

God, you filled a void that we quickly flocked to as your humorous, no BS truth is a balm to our political angst.

Glenn Del Mauro's avatar

I'm so happy that I have finally subscribed. You people are so amazing and especially being an atheist, I love God

Nancy's avatar

Welcome to the flock of very mixed mammals! :D

Suze's avatar

Dear God. I love thee mightily but thou seemest to have forgotten the rest of the world thou didst create. I understand thy focus on America as its leader is becoming ever more unhinged. I also believe that America can be saved and I am cheering you on all the way from the UK. However, we have another mini-Trump over here in the shape of a toad. If we are fighting fascism then we need to fight it all over the world. Thank you your divineness 🙏

Glenn Del Mauro's avatar

Dear God, if you exist you are nothing but a pile of fucking dog shit. A horrible pile of fucking diarrhea. You are useless brutal mean and a scumbag and if I left anything out I'll think of it later maybe but if it's derogatory it's for you

Katharine Hill's avatar

OMG, G. Has it been that long already? I never had you in my life so regularly before, although I occasionally asked you to give me strength. Glad you are here with your son.

Robert David Cuthbert's avatar

"Via Con Dias" (hope I spelt that right - Spanish not being my 1st Language (Go with God, God!!! 😃

Greetings from Dublin, 🇮🇪 Ireland's REPUBLIC!!! 😃 where the Sun is Shining & we still live in a Constitutionally Free Country as also our Rights & Freedoms too are Protected by the EU.

Cheers

Robertdavidcuthbert@marine-rose.org

Karyn Milos's avatar

Not a nitpick, just letting you know for your own future use: "Vaya con dios" is the spelling. We all got the message, in any case. 😊❤️

Robert David Cuthbert's avatar

Cheers & Thanks Karyn ❤️ 😃!!! Robert

Nancy's avatar

From what I understand, it's in a very old version of Spanish? So, it's been kicking around a lot for a long time! :)

And it sounds very pretty, too; you should hear it sung... :)

Jaime HG 🇺🇸's avatar

God, you brighten the darkness with the light of laughter! Thank you! In unity we fight!!!

Cynthia Hornbuckle's avatar

We aren't alone even when it feels like we are. We just can't stop fighting for ourselves and those who cannot fight.

Jagged Jeanne's avatar

Congratulations! It’s a big milestone. Wishing more success in the future. I’m here for all of it.

Irene Luxbacher's avatar

👏👏👏❤️ I’m with you - never give up !!! So it is written, so it shall be done 🙏

Betty Campbell's avatar

I am a child of God and I believe in America. I pray, like you do, that GOD will give all Americans the strength to fight and get through the mess this maniac has brought upon us. America is too good to have to deal with this maniac. America has fought many wars to save mankind all over Europe and Asia, surely he will not forget America and the "pickle" he see us in. Keep up the good work "GOD". Betty C

Karyn Milos's avatar

We each need to join You and do what we can to speak out, whether in writing or in conversations. I have lit many online candles over the years, and had many conversations with many people. As You know, God, I am not famous, yet I have made a diffference in the lives of the people I've reached, and they in mine. Together we will BLAZE with light, and power, and encouragement, and hope. 🕯🕯🕯🔥🔥🔥 Make it so, everyone. Make it so.

Jan Frederick's avatar

God! Shouldn't this date be declared a "holy day"???? You know, as in "holy shit, you give me and everyone else here hope". You have truly helped me keep my sanity. Your humor is the medicine we all need! Thank you, God! Amen! Awomen! Ramen!

Christine Chapman's avatar

Soooooo, the smiting continues. This time 4.1 earthquake South of the Mason and Dixon Line!

Ohhhhh....the needs of the whiny taker states( not North Carolina) will come to 47 desk...he will say "no"....

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Nancy's avatar

Apparently, the only area in the U.S. (including Alaska and Hawaii, 'cause He knows they're both quite geologically active) that doesn't have to worry about earthquakes is northern North Dakota. It's on the tail end of one of the regions of shield rock in Canada, shield rock being a remnant of one of the earliest proto-continental masses from way back when, when the Earth was just thinking about solidifying its crust.

It's the oldest rock found anywhere, nowadays just refusing to participate in any of that silly "continental drift and recycling hooey," shaking its cane-encumbered fist and growling at young mountain ranges and rift valleys to get off its lawn, already! :D

The human part of the problem rears its ugly head in places that don't get earthquakes on a regular basis; the architecture and infrastructure isn't designed to deal with such. :-/

KarlieStC's avatar

Thank you God for keeping the faith with America. I have enrolled to support you and Jesus in this historic effort. Stay strong and we must all hope for the best and prepare for the worst.

Cathy Simprini's avatar

I hope Pope Leo XIV will join.

Glenn Del Mauro's avatar

I'm sure that the pope will join. They just needs to steal a few bucks from the weekly offering.

Robin Howard's avatar

We will win with humor. This is where we excel. Our opponents are so full of hatred that they will implode. We will laugh (and cry) our way to victory.