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Stan hasegawa's avatar

Ear worm: “Well, this is just a little Peyton Place

And you're all Harper Valley hypocrites"

John S. Way's avatar

Nope, I'm pretty sure Lindsey Graham is suiting up as Satan's new golf caddy. Spoiler: Satan has a crappy backswing, so ol' Lindz is gonna get nailed a LOT.

Ruth Nerenberg's avatar

Some people are going to be very surprised to get to the Pearly Gates and be told, "You're not on the list."

Schutter To Think's avatar

I would love it if we stopped erasing all the terrible things people did after they die. We will continue to suffer for everything he did and we will not forget.

Wolfman 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿's avatar

He’s keeping the bed warm for DJT.

Denise Gallo's avatar

My grandmother, bastion of wisdom that she was, held that dying doesn’t make you a good person. Evil and despicable is the same dead or alive.

Mary Hall's avatar

Years ago, we had a weird neighbor who died so several of us neighbors went to her funeral. At the reception afterward we ended up swapping stories about the shitty things our dead neighbor had done to each of us while she was alive.

Linda Unger's avatar

The idea of this blasphemous felon saying "Scripture tells us" had me rolling. Scripture ain't told you nothing, Donnie Dimbulb. The only time you read that was just now. The idea that this orange pustule has found religion is such a laugh, seriously, MAGA Christian Nationalists are so easily played.

Kim Yingling's avatar

Yes but, but, but…they can read a Bible upside down. I have to admit that I can’t do that.

Marguerite Funk's avatar

Keeping the light on Motel from Hell

Leu2500's avatar

Bessent has a mullet.

Look at the felon's gut. Look at how he leans to the right. look at how his mouth droops to the right. look at the awful peri-orbital swelling. Discoloration/spackle on both hands.

Hal Schwalbe's avatar

It makes you wonder how much his army of 22 doctors was paid NOT to see those things...🤔

chev_chelios's avatar

....no, Lindsey and his widdle bubble wand are not in heaven....Lindsey took the down escalator to a very special place....just reserved for him....

Mary Hall's avatar

A caller on Thom Hartmann's show today wondered if the "Trump" on the 'Trump 2028' red hat is actually referrencing one of his kids, most likely Ivanka. Oy fkin' vay! They might be right.

MJ Firby's avatar

I think she’s too smart for that. She’s been practically invisible this time.

My guess is Junior.

Kim Yingling's avatar

Oh, good Lord….the shite you need to endure from us, God!

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WHAT were you thinking when you gave us free will?!?!?!

Richard's avatar

Amen! Of course, Trump falls asleep and starts passing gas! Eew, yuck and gross! 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Anne DePalma's avatar

Was Li’l Marco photoshopped into that picture?

Kay-El's avatar

JD looks like he’s copping a few zzzz’s too

purpleviking's avatar

Even couch boy looks like he's deep in thought.