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God's avatar

God bless Greenland!

Christine Chapman's avatar

It seems,Beloved One, a degree past the Political Center, and genetic anomalies diverge as Dawn dish liquid dropped in greasy water.

It seems, too, Holiest of The One Who Smites, the Entire Republican mindset is being most hypocritical.

Keep up the Pressure as only You can๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’—๐ŸŽ‰โค๏ธ๐Ÿฅฐ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒ…๐Ÿซถ๐ŸŒฝ

Nancy's avatar

On top of everything else, the somewhat previously "fractured" five-party government that was just elected two weeks ago (over....fishing rights? something) has now formed into a four-party /unified government/, because of us (the fifth party, maybe like the pinky finger of a fist, may come on board eventually).

And to think! We're going to be responsible for uniting the world... X-D

MK's avatar

Greenlanders are smarter than the average American Republican voter. Well done Greenland.

Nancy's avatar

Marmosets are smarter. ;-)

MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

Not so sure that Usha is โ€œfumingโ€ about this stupid trip, but she may be getting a bit fed up with being treated like a prop, and one with the wrong skin color, at that.

Standupcoyote's avatar

she might have hoped to defect....find refuge in a woman's shelter

Meet Me in Illinois's avatar

I was thinking the same thing. If she is "fuming" it's because she is being used by her husband to do the dirty work one would think would be Melania's job.

Caitlin Sloan's avatar

Good. Stay strong Greenland ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ

Drucie McDaniel's avatar

Thanks Greenland- wait for a genuine visit by real Americans, not this. Smarmy attempt by imposters

Timothy D's avatar

If only our elected representatives had some integrity to stand up against all of this illegal, inhumane MAGA activity.

Allie Mac's avatar

They really flew all that way thinking theyโ€™d charm Greenland with a PR stunt. Meanwhile, Greenland was organizing a silent protest and Googling how to sage an entire glacier.

Nancy's avatar

"... how to sage"? Something else the kids say these days I'm too old to grok (now, /that/ I understand; I find it hysterical that even the Muskrat's /AI kid/ doesn't like him... X-D)?

I wouldn't doubt it, but good for Greenlanders! :)

Jane in NC's avatar

Karma quietly slips a knife between Mrs. JD's ribs thanks to polite but firm Greenlanders. Way to go, Greenland. Thank you and we're sorry, signed America. โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ

Jan Frederick's avatar

You know I saw a little of Vance's speech about Greenland. He was saying something about them being worried about the "security of the area". I think he was talking about the fact that Greenland was in a precarious spot like he was "worried" about their security and wellbeing. Then I thought of something. I bet they are planning to expand the US military base there. They will use that as a pretext to bring more personnel and military equipment. After they do that, they will probably try to take it from the inside. I hope I am wrong, but I wouldn't put it pass those scheming assholes. God bless Greenland! Thank you, God! Amen! Awomen! Ramen!

Teddy Gingerich's avatar

They can't expand the base without permission from. Greenland. The land is leased, and I'll bet the new administration is reading the one print, looking to see if they can cancel it.

Maureen Okonski's avatar

I'm pretty sure they'd get the same response in America

Kara Smith's avatar

I expect JD being tone deaf bout his supposed alpha male passive aggressive move.

But, not the wife. Sheโ€™s an attorney for Godsakes.

Teddy Gingerich's avatar

She is married to an asshole who allows people in his circle to make comments about immigrants without standing up for her. And he cheerfully welcomed back that little twat from DOGE who specifically called out Indians in a racist rant.

She allows it.

Gisele Dubson's avatar

This is rich, I must say.

Doreen Dalesandro's avatar

Hurrah for Greenlanders! They know bullshit when they see it.

LuciaRegan's avatar

Nuuk said NO! No wonder JD is butt hurt at Europe. Whaaaaaaa! Iโ€™m gonna tell DADDY you donโ€™t like me!!! Waaaaaa

easong's avatar

Greenland's polar bears are disappointed by this news. Many had invited extended family over for dinner.

Greg Hill's avatar

Couldnโ€™t happen to a nicer couple, keep it up you awesome Greenlanders!