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Da Eckhous's avatar

Donnie has been irrevocably EPSTAINED.

PhunnyPhillyGirl's avatar

Dear God,

THERE'S PICTURES!!! Of DonOld with SATAN!!!!

I know he's been trying to hide it...but we CAUGHT HIM!!!

Oh, and his teeny tiny penis TALKS!!!!

https://ew.com/south-park-premiere-donald-trump-in-bed-with-satan-11778168

Love,

me

Christie sebo's avatar

I love this for us..karma and God are working pretty well together.

John Jacob's avatar

MAGA is losing it big time 👍

One of my Godly restacks got restacked by a MAGA cult member with the usual “These liberals are crazy, in an echo chamber, dangerous…” blah blah blah, basically everything MAGA is already but can’t admit to because reality hurts…

I replied with a thank you, just to make things worse 😂

LINAS MULIOLIS's avatar

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Heather Elwood's avatar

Unfortunately, I think by now they will have been doctored. Just in time....

The Fact And Just The Facts's avatar

I joined truth social and rejoined x. X is a blood bath of TACO probably fueled by Muskrat but right now I don’t care. And truth social is in a delusional state with few real people posting. It’s mostly government hacks and legislative enablers arguing how terrific it all is. ROFLOL. Where’s the popcorn? I’m almost giddy but also wary.

Joan Eisenstodt's avatar

How do you maintain sanity by following any of it? I’m curious and get enough from substack reposts to repel me forever.

The Fact And Just The Facts's avatar

I don’t. I only looked when I said I did for a short time.

Nancy's avatar

Blue Sky is always open, from what I hear! :)

Jan Frederick's avatar

The South Park video was great! I was just at the grocery and heard that Hulk Hogan died! Better repent, MAGATS! You never know when your time will come and you will end up with Satan, too! Thank you, God! Amen! Awomen! Ramen!

John S. Way's avatar

I give it 2 weeks and either the files are released or Pam Bondi's head rolls, metaphorically speaking.

Joan Eisenstodt's avatar

And if so @John S. Way, what kind of rolling? Job loss? Disbarment? And who then to go through confirmation?

Nancy's avatar

I don't doubt "the files" will have either lots of rectangular-shaped holes or big black lines of thick ink here and there... X-P

Mindy OkayIloveyoubyebye's avatar

They're turning on him. 🙂

"US House Speaker Johnson says Epstein case 'not a hoax'" https://ca.news.yahoo.com/us-house-speaker-johnson-says-163152638.html

Nancy's avatar

Oops! Probably a Freudian slip on Johnson's part! :D

Rachel C's avatar

Dear God,

Why/how did you use that picture of Ilhan Omar with a cigarillo in her mouth? That’s weird, even for AI!👹

Joan Eisenstodt's avatar

I thought it was AI done by a MAGAt!

Nancy's avatar

I was wondering! It wasn't an old golf tee she'd lit on fire? :-/

deniway's avatar

I really doubt that Donnie PedoFile gave Elon that black eye - maybe Miller or Levitt did - and it was a sucker punch. Elon never knew who hit him. He thought it was his kid so probably someone short!

Rachel C's avatar

Maybe it was the kid. A little oddball in training 👹

Suessl's avatar

Well it was a left hook.

Lisa Nystrom's avatar

Politics makes for really strange bedfellows..

John S. Way's avatar

Hopefully all that and more. But thats a longshot, unfortunately.

Joan Eisenstodt's avatar

Finally those in my home state did good! Yay to those in Mentor!

Here’s where I struggle with the MAGAts outrage about victims of pedophilia: they should and they should care at least as much about children in Gaza who have died from bombs and starvation and are still dying from starvation and bombs in a genocide that is so painful to acknowledge and it must be; about the children here whose parents are kidnapped in front of them; about children dying of gun violence; about children who may have no food or education because of the big fucking-ugly bill. Children are children. Is it only fertilized eggs before they become people old enough to be sexually abused by famous adults that are the concern? I chose nonparenthood 60 years ago. I care about others’ children, those known to me and not. Who are we?

Nancy's avatar

I still remember George Carlin's take on it... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K98TQJ5ldW0

"They'll do /anything/ for the 'unborn,' but once you're born -- [upthrust middle finger] you're on your own! ... If you're pre-born, you're fine; if you're pre-school, you're f-cked!"

And another:

"Conservatives don't give a shit about you until you reach -- /military age/! :D Then they think you are juuust fine! Just what they've been lookin' for! :D Conservatives wanna have live babies so they can raise 'em to be /dead soldiers/. ... They're not 'pro-life,' they're anti-woman. ... They believe a woman's primary function is to be a brood mare for the State."

Bikracer's avatar

Nothing can destroy trump’s presidency, his presidency is a destructive force all on it’s own!