Dear Humans,
Lo, it’s God’s day off today.
Today I shall not smite, nor thunder, nor scroll through your cursed timelines. Instead, I’ll be trying to relax and have some fun.
So I thought it would be fun to share some of the joys I’ll be experiencing today.
I slept through church for the millionth time and now I’m in my pink bathrobe and sandals, surrounde…
