He's just probably out of of practice. The arm gets a bit stiff after one largely rests it for 4 thousand years. He'll get back his smiteness soon enough, I'll bet.
I love hearing from you, God, because so much evil has been fomented over the years in your name. I knew you were really a good guy. Peace and Love to you and all your children.
On a very trivial note: I would like a thorough investigation of Trump’s shoe. How much extra length has been added? How high are the lifts? Is Trump literally a cheater from the ground up?
GOD may be weary, but God IS forgiveness. God is love. It's us mortals that should be carrying the load on earth just a bit, because we have the vote!
Have you heard about the New Bob Woodward/Bob Costas book that includes General Milleys comments on the unhinged orange blob.... ? That should make God happy.
Franklin Trump the swinger - pretty sure God is so disgusted by these frauds. They’ve hijacked the word Christian and the flag. I honestly think Cannon dismissing the Documents case today, the Supreme Court ruling he’s immune, the Project 2025 Heritage Foundation, the numbers not as strong as Republicans want - it seems that one of those corrupt factions are recruiting the naive to save Trumps negative publicity and I’m starting to think the young guy may have been in a militia part of Maga and these Heritage Foundation people to go to the rally the week of the convention and shoot but don’t hit anyone- just make Trump look like a hero and distract from all of what the rest of us think about him- he/ they probably figured the empathy card might gain undecideds. If all of the things that recently hadn’t happened to benefit him I’d say - I was out in left field. It’s all to lined up and God- please tell me Jack Smith will set every agency to dig into the depths of these vile people and unearth a talker who spills all there is and names names. Thanks God xox
Just for the record, Franklin Graham isn't the swinger. That was Jerry Falwell Jr., former president of Liberty University. I get it's hard to keep these sleezey wolves in sheep's clothing CHINOs (CHristians In Name Only) straight.
Nina is correct 👌. Graham is the one with the parrot that's credited with first repeating 'polly wants ugh '. Kellogg might have been the one who invented the Graham. Edison, the bastard largely stole inventions and passed them off as his creator. Tesla was a very odd genius 🤔.
I tired of that awful person SO long ago. Cannot stand the sight of him or the sound of his voice. Mere millimeters someone said...mere millimeters. Why is it the shooters of the good guys don't miss and those that take aim at the shit stains, miss? Why God?
I loathe Benedict Donald. However, I don’t want him assassinated. His followers already think he’s the Second Coming, making him a martyr would only make it worse. So, God, if you want to intervene, make it natural causes.
I was indeed referring to the Iron sword. No relation to the Israeli defense system. I was implying 'like father, like son(ofabitch).' Dildo is fine to say or 🇺🇸 use. Be sure to buy American. Besides dildos, butt plugs are highly favorable to the MAGA'S. Maybe one day, Jesus will tell us the real story of his camel 🐫 'friend. '
Yes, I’m sick of hearing about this story but I am worried he and his “team” will milk it for all its worth and continue with the “Trump as victim” rhetoric.
No, now it’s Dump the martyr, not just the victim. He’s already compared himself to jc, so he’ll soon be claiming he died on the cross, only his stigmata is on his ear(tip), not his hands. (Too bad he can’t actually be hung by his ear until he dies, as jc did, though by his teenie weenie would be more appropriate.)
1,035! Enough already!
Pretending that fuckface has ANY connection to God is ludicrous! TFG is a PLAGUE!
I’ll just save time and SECOND your comment 👍.
I triple it to infinity- and I live in NZ!
I'm tired of stories of those exalting him. I'll read the satire forever.
I am just really disappointed with your aim.
Quite shoddy.
He's just probably out of of practice. The arm gets a bit stiff after one largely rests it for 4 thousand years. He'll get back his smiteness soon enough, I'll bet.
Smitiness? I like it.
He's literally ancient. ⚧. 🙂.
I love hearing from you, God, because so much evil has been fomented over the years in your name. I knew you were really a good guy. Peace and Love to you and all your children.
On a very trivial note: I would like a thorough investigation of Trump’s shoe. How much extra length has been added? How high are the lifts? Is Trump literally a cheater from the ground up?
When I saw the shoe on stage, I thought, quick! Someone grab the shoe! Measure it, tear it apart, share it with the world! 😂😂😂
Give it to Quentin Tarantino.
I’ll start writing the script for the blockbuster “His Shoe”
When you finish, I suggest you you also write the sequel, 'sole survivor'. I'll volunteer to help with the foot notes.🦶.
Toot, toot, tootsie for the musical's 🎼 🎶 title?
Footsteps in the dark for lead song 🎵.
Shoemaker, Shoemaker, make me a shoe,
Then make me two.
Shoemaker, Shoemaker,
Make me a tree,
Just for me
To hang up my cap and my shoes, too.
😄😆😅🤣😂😭
How did the shoe come off?
You still have to ask?
Not really.
GOD may be weary, but God IS forgiveness. God is love. It's us mortals that should be carrying the load on earth just a bit, because we have the vote!
Have you heard about the New Bob Woodward/Bob Costas book that includes General Milleys comments on the unhinged orange blob.... ? That should make God happy.
Of course not, God....you only care about the outcome of the Super Bowl, the NBA Finals, and the Oscars.
The winners tell me so every....single...time.
You don't care about the victims of Auschwitz...Darfur...Kosovo...the Trail of Tears...the Spanish Inquisition.
That was all done in Your name....wasn't it?
This this this
About the events, he gets a cut.
God needs a small side hustle, 🙏, because tithes ain't what they used to be.
One million. This is such a set-up. And he didn't reach out the the REAL victims families and WENT GOLFING instead! BASTARD!
He should have grabbed Ted and cruzed to cancun.
Franklin Trump the swinger - pretty sure God is so disgusted by these frauds. They’ve hijacked the word Christian and the flag. I honestly think Cannon dismissing the Documents case today, the Supreme Court ruling he’s immune, the Project 2025 Heritage Foundation, the numbers not as strong as Republicans want - it seems that one of those corrupt factions are recruiting the naive to save Trumps negative publicity and I’m starting to think the young guy may have been in a militia part of Maga and these Heritage Foundation people to go to the rally the week of the convention and shoot but don’t hit anyone- just make Trump look like a hero and distract from all of what the rest of us think about him- he/ they probably figured the empathy card might gain undecideds. If all of the things that recently hadn’t happened to benefit him I’d say - I was out in left field. It’s all to lined up and God- please tell me Jack Smith will set every agency to dig into the depths of these vile people and unearth a talker who spills all there is and names names. Thanks God xox
AMEN!
Just for the record, Franklin Graham isn't the swinger. That was Jerry Falwell Jr., former president of Liberty University. I get it's hard to keep these sleezey wolves in sheep's clothing CHINOs (CHristians In Name Only) straight.
Nina is correct 👌. Graham is the one with the parrot that's credited with first repeating 'polly wants ugh '. Kellogg might have been the one who invented the Graham. Edison, the bastard largely stole inventions and passed them off as his creator. Tesla was a very odd genius 🤔.
“CHINOs”, love it!
God, revealing the Epstein Files was a great start… Keep up the great work!
So mote it be.
😆
Woooooorrrrrrd 😁
I tired of that awful person SO long ago. Cannot stand the sight of him or the sound of his voice. Mere millimeters someone said...mere millimeters. Why is it the shooters of the good guys don't miss and those that take aim at the shit stains, miss? Why God?
Nice!
I loathe Benedict Donald. However, I don’t want him assassinated. His followers already think he’s the Second Coming, making him a martyr would only make it worse. So, God, if you want to intervene, make it natural causes.
Naybraham Stinkin ? Too the cause 🥫🍾🍹.
Tired, tired, tired. Never since Stormy Daniels has 2 inches been such a disappointment.
I didn't think it was that big of a deal. Some peccadillo that he got from Fred?
Do you, perchance and perhaps, mean dildo? I am pretty sure that... is... ummmm...
Nevermind, I am quite sure that God will smite me with vengeance and furious anger if I were to complete that.
I was indeed referring to the Iron sword. No relation to the Israeli defense system. I was implying 'like father, like son(ofabitch).' Dildo is fine to say or 🇺🇸 use. Be sure to buy American. Besides dildos, butt plugs are highly favorable to the MAGA'S. Maybe one day, Jesus will tell us the real story of his camel 🐫 'friend. '
Yes, I’m sick of hearing about this story but I am worried he and his “team” will milk it for all its worth and continue with the “Trump as victim” rhetoric.
No, now it’s Dump the martyr, not just the victim. He’s already compared himself to jc, so he’ll soon be claiming he died on the cross, only his stigmata is on his ear(tip), not his hands. (Too bad he can’t actually be hung by his ear until he dies, as jc did, though by his teenie weenie would be more appropriate.)
Someone has a very sick sense of humor. Someone else is still giggling because of it 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 .
God is very Great
1001! When you need that extra push over the cliff you can turn it up by one, because these go to 1001!