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Darcy Siegel's avatar

So, God, are you married? I think not, being all seeing all knowing and all that. But what do you blame stuff on?

Jewel1954's avatar

Hmmm…. The Blame Game.😳

Gary Spangler's avatar

Ribs hurting. Heart singing.

God's avatar

I blame myself but I also blame humans a lot..

Gary Spangler's avatar

The Ten Commandments posted in government buildings. To govern the folks wielding vacuum cleaners and dust cloths when the rest are gone for the day?

Roger's avatar

Why you blaming humans? You created us so it’s back on you. No wife to blame, unless there’s more than one god. Or none.

God's avatar

because of free will I get to blame humans for stuff

Roger's avatar

Agreed free will. That’s why more and more of us blame those humans who believe in and promote their hate and destruction in your name. If they didn’t believe in you maybe the human race would not have lost so much in your name. Yep the human race. Wasn’t that an experiment that went straight into the shitter.

Nice talk.

Moon Cat's avatar

That’s because God swiped a rib.

God's avatar

Hi! What letter grade do you give me for this article? And how are you enjoining the newsletter so far?

Sioux Fleming's avatar

For the riff on the flag I give it a solid A

Papadas's avatar

stellar!

(and may i add… all true.)

Joe uziel's avatar

Your grade is aleph ➕ .

Kiwi Rebel's avatar

Is this another one of your tests?

David C Morse's avatar

Under the banner of white heaven.

Caroline Carver's avatar

Do you smite any one else besides Alito?

God's avatar

Haha, harsh but fair. As I was writing this I considered skipping it because I’d already done two others. Sorry, he was in the news a lot last week. I am still trying to figure out how to do this, there are so many other stories I can run at any time.

Caroline Carver's avatar

OH MY GOD! That was a quick prayer. I don't want to be smitten but there's no need to say sorry as you're perfect and rule the world! (Google, Zuckerberg, and Musk) wish they could. Thou art most devine.