Dear Humans,
I am writing this message to you from the floor of My divine bathroom. After 4 years of dodging Covid, I finally got it. How could this have happened?
I had begun to think that, as God, I was somehow impervious to this virus. But where did I catch it??
Maybe I caught it when I saw ‘Deadpool and Wolverine.’ Or maybe it was when Moses coughed directly in my face. There’s really no way of knowing.
All that matters is that I’ve got a pounding headache, a sore throat, and body aches. I didn’t want to eat or drink today until I took a gummy.
I know things happened in the news today, but what where they? My brain is fuzzy.
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Well anyway, thanks for always being there for Me, humans. You keep me going on my darkest days.
Love,
God
Oh no, God - I'm sorry to hear it! I also have managed to avoid covid until this point and have thought that I might have natural immunity, but if God can get it, am I next???
You're omnipresent, so you're exposed to all variants of the virus 24/7/365. Even divine immunity can only do so much.