Dear God. Thank you so much for giving of your infinite love grace and time to provide for our wonderment as the 🍊 fool slides 🛝 off into his final desolation
Dear God: You are a secular humanist’s best buddy. While you do have a tendency to Smite your enemies, it’s really nice that they’re my enemies too! It makes me feel much like an ancient Israelite even though I am not much of a lamb eater and unleavened bread is too damn dry. But thanks for all you are doing to banish the MAGAites to Gehenna. Yay God!!🎉🎉
I am up to 5 votes now thanks to my expat friends in Italy. Of course they waited to vote until today because Italian. But North Carolina needs every damn vote. Just asked my mail carrier if she had a plan to vote.
Oh great God The All Powerful, would you please use your wisdom and power to find Kamala and Tim 11,800 votes (in every precinct in the country), which is more than they have. All you have to do is say there was a mistake and you are correcting it. When you’re a God they let you do it. I know, not very original, it’s been done before; but this time the sequel will be better than the original.
Dear God. Thank you so much for giving of your infinite love grace and time to provide for our wonderment as the 🍊 fool slides 🛝 off into his final desolation
Amen 🙏🏽
From your mouth to your ears. You're the only god I believe in 😂
Well I believe in both of them but the other one has this pesky thing called free will and doesn't meddle in elections. I wish.
Thank God!
Dear God: You are a secular humanist’s best buddy. While you do have a tendency to Smite your enemies, it’s really nice that they’re my enemies too! It makes me feel much like an ancient Israelite even though I am not much of a lamb eater and unleavened bread is too damn dry. But thanks for all you are doing to banish the MAGAites to Gehenna. Yay God!!🎉🎉
Thanks God. It’s in your hands now
God, thank you for being a light in my life when it seems to be smothered in some sort of orange goo. Praise be you and AMEN to Ms Harris!!!
You're KILLING it in your stand-up routine, Good God Almighty!
Yes this will be a hoot!!
🙏So mote it be…🙏
I am up to 5 votes now thanks to my expat friends in Italy. Of course they waited to vote until today because Italian. But North Carolina needs every damn vote. Just asked my mail carrier if she had a plan to vote.
WE'RE NOT WORTHY AW GAWD AWLSMITY <3
Oh Thank God
Thank you, god! I could use the laughs.
Oh great God The All Powerful, would you please use your wisdom and power to find Kamala and Tim 11,800 votes (in every precinct in the country), which is more than they have. All you have to do is say there was a mistake and you are correcting it. When you’re a God they let you do it. I know, not very original, it’s been done before; but this time the sequel will be better than the original.
Well if this is not an unexpected blessing, I don't know what is.
Will this coverage be on Substack?