God Announces Live Election Coverage
Dear Humans,
The LORD THY GOD shall host live election coverage starting at 7pm EST / 4PM PST on Tuesday, November 5.
I will be watching the results come in on CNN and MSNBC and offering my own reactions in real time. I may also flip over to Fox News sometimes to laugh at them as they freak out over their crushing defeat. I am feeling quite confident Donold is gonna get fucking destroyed.
Remember, as God, I’m never wrong. Plus, I’m going to be hilarious, I always am. It should be way more relaxing and funny than all the stuffy, boring options you have out there.
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Dear God. Thank you so much for giving of your infinite love grace and time to provide for our wonderment as the 🍊 fool slides 🛝 off into his final desolation
From your mouth to your ears. You're the only god I believe in 😂