PALM BEACH, FLORIDA - Former President Donald Trump barely survived a harrowing boating mishap that involved electrocution and a brief encounter with sharks this morning.
On a scale of 1-10, I give it a 27. It's not higher since I knew it wasn't true, but my brain had that slim hope that You actually used your SMITE button 😝🤬
Should have used more chum! Maybe they would have gone in a feeding frenzy and but off his leg. Not cause they were hungry, just cause they didn’t understand him 😂
I stopped reading and invented a new ending where a special kind of sh1t eating shark chomped his legs off and he shouted ouchie, sucked his thumb and started crying as they took him off to jail
On a scale of 1-10, I give it a 27. It's not higher since I knew it wasn't true, but my brain had that slim hope that You actually used your SMITE button 😝🤬
Was laughing out loud, haven’t done that in a long time!
This is just what the doctor ordered on a Monday.
Thank God.
Thanks for reading! 🦈
I snickered the entire way through, which is exactly what my Monday needed.
Me 2!
Enjoyed! There's always tomorrow! Go sharks!
On a scale of 1-10, a googolplex
It wasn’t real?? Oh no! 😥
I would have screamed so loud in happiness that I fractured my Laronix.😂 That being said, I wouldn't say I would pick 10.. I would put 1 million
In hoping it was real. God, Nice way to Burst our bubble! Meanie 💔
Almost exactly what I said!
Perhaps you could have titled your article: “A Modest Proposal.” Swift fans would have enjoyed it just that much more. However, I loved it. ❤️
Shouldn’t have chummed the Atlantic near Mar-al-Lago.
Should have used more chum! Maybe they would have gone in a feeding frenzy and but off his leg. Not cause they were hungry, just cause they didn’t understand him 😂
😂😂😂😂
Trump has no chums,only sycophants .
Perfect! Please keep posting....
I stopped reading and invented a new ending where a special kind of sh1t eating shark chomped his legs off and he shouted ouchie, sucked his thumb and started crying as they took him off to jail
Hopes raised with the push notification. Hopes dashed discovering it wasn't real. 😭
The only way that story could have been better is if the sharks were wearing blue MAGA hats-Make Assholes Go Away...
Oh, does Trump boycott the Discovery Network during Shark Week?
I'd love to be able to make the hats, but real life comes first...sorry...
How can I get one of those hats?
10***, I wish it had been real, couldn’t have happened to a nicer person.
Thank Thee for that hilarious report 😂😂😂
If only it twere true!
✨✨✨✨10!✨✨✨✨
I'd say 34.
Covfefe...... 🤣
If only…