I for one would like to see Cissy SpaceX dragged by his hair plugs into the street, relieved of his cranium, and buried in that cyber truck casket (yes, it's a real thing - Google "Hypercasket" 🤣)
LOL! Just finished Googling the term, and according to the AI thing that popped up, here's some choice quotes:
"Get Ahead Of The Crowd & Pre-Order Your Hypercasket Today. Only From Titan Casket."
[Note: in modern standard English, very few, if any, of those words would start with capital letters. Probably 'Hypercasket' and 'Titan Casket', because they're proper nouns, and 'Get' and 'Only', because they start sentences.]
"The Titan Hypercasket is a never seen before design. Crafted from the extremely durable 12 gauge steel, this casket embraces the 21st century like no other."
[Note: in modern standard English, that would be "from extremely durable"...and it's only 12 gauge steel, for crying out loud. Probably a mahogany, lead-lined casket would be more sturdy, and probably cheaper; prepare to shell out almost $10K for one of these stupid things that look EXACTLY LIKE A TESLA TRUCK without wheels...so don't give me any of that "never seen before design" crap, o coffin shillers to whom English is NOT a primary language.
And as far as centuries go, the official government designation for sheet iron and steel, the U.S. Standard Gauge, came about in 1893. So the 21st century had nothing to do with that, either.]
I haven't gone all the way to the official site; the AI must be Grok or something and is showing me more than enough to spare me the need to visit. ;->
Looks like they're finding out sooner than expected. I'm stocking up on more popcorn and continuing to watch the dumpster fire that is The Trump and Elon presidency.
I'm hoping the resistance builds and they deport Elon and impeach Trump.
No more hollow impeachment for this guy (it does keep Congress from screwing the people…delay). He must be Removed. Hopefully dragged out by the Capital Police who were attacked by his despicable!
Dear God, what beast has the election of Donold Trump inflicted on Americans? It is like the Greek gods throwing random lightning bolts or the hideous plagues of the Bible, only the locusts are eating our data.
Can you please tell your readers to call their Senators and Representatives and leave polite but emphatic voice mails to the effect of: “Sen X/Rep Y, I am your constituent (name & phone no). Your job is to protect regular citizens against the greed and corruption of the very rich. Elon Musk has bought the executive branch of our government and is breaking our systems. Please, PROTECT US BY HAVING ELON MUSK ARRESTED AND OPPOSING TRUMPS CABINET PICKS. Thank you.”
Thank you Lord. If I seem calm in the face of Republican and Musk wrongdoing, please know it is an act. I am terrified that our democracy is falling while Republican politicians fiddle with their AR-15 lapel pins and vote for the most deadly and destructive and despicable policies. People need to wake up before they are rudely awakened from their fantasies that Trump II would be anything but an unqualified DISASTER.
So not only does Xcrement not pay HIS fair share of taxes, he wants to make everyone else who does pay taxes pay through their asses to do it!!! What an arrogant POS he is!!! He deserves a gigantic smite, but I am not sure even you, God, could smite him to the level he deserves! God, please don't let my blood pressure get any higher! Thank you, God! Amen! Awomen!
Thus saith God “Woe unto MAGA-Ts when they find that they need to pay to file their taxes. “
Seriously though, we should threaten our reps with recall or find someone else who will do the job. Then we will see if they are more scared of Trump or the people who voted for them. 🤨
Here’s what I think: Fuck paying taxes. I’m not filing this year. Fuck them. Oh sure, maybe I’ll go to prison, but in the words of Queen Nancy Pelosi, when she heard Trump was headed toward Capitol Hill on the day of the Insurrection: “I will punch him in the face, and I will go to jail, and I will be happy.”
They're probably thinking they can get paid for doing so, little knowing that neither Drumpf, nor probably Musky-Wusky, have paid for much of anything in their lives vs. their incomes...
Dear God: How many times must my prayers for a mass smiting of these motherfucking assholes go unanswered? I’m starting to lose faith in you, O Allegedly Omnipotent One, just like the time I was in 8th grade and prayed to you to please please smite Jennifer Smith, that slut who stole my boyfriend.
God DID smite Jennifer - he just took his time about it. She is now a dedicated chain smoker with skin like a baseball glove, and married to a guy who won't work and is currently banging her "best friend."
He's pulling out of California (and we're sighing big relief sighs; good riddance) and going somewhere where he'll be appreciated; he must've had a "going out of business here in this place who doesn't like me" sale, since I see more and more of them cluttering up the roads here and there. X-P
On the other hand, we like electric cars, no matter what dumbass is responsible for them...
The day Melon Husk is forced out of DC because the current administration has gotten tired of him (or more likely is forced to give him the boot by extremely upset constituents) there should be a kazoo and accordion band there to play him off like the sad sack he is.
They would charge us for breathing air if they could get away with it. We’ve got the Sheriff of Nottingham in charge and we haven’t got a damn thing to say about it. And Congress cowers in the corner.
Neither Musk nor Trump pay taxes.
Yes, exactly!!! UGH
Ah, with his tariffs back then? :-/
I for one would like to see Cissy SpaceX dragged by his hair plugs into the street, relieved of his cranium, and buried in that cyber truck casket (yes, it's a real thing - Google "Hypercasket" 🤣)
Cissy SpaceX - l luv it!! :D
SISSY, dear ones... Cissy is MY NAME! LOL
LOL! Just finished Googling the term, and according to the AI thing that popped up, here's some choice quotes:
"Get Ahead Of The Crowd & Pre-Order Your Hypercasket Today. Only From Titan Casket."
[Note: in modern standard English, very few, if any, of those words would start with capital letters. Probably 'Hypercasket' and 'Titan Casket', because they're proper nouns, and 'Get' and 'Only', because they start sentences.]
"The Titan Hypercasket is a never seen before design. Crafted from the extremely durable 12 gauge steel, this casket embraces the 21st century like no other."
[Note: in modern standard English, that would be "from extremely durable"...and it's only 12 gauge steel, for crying out loud. Probably a mahogany, lead-lined casket would be more sturdy, and probably cheaper; prepare to shell out almost $10K for one of these stupid things that look EXACTLY LIKE A TESLA TRUCK without wheels...so don't give me any of that "never seen before design" crap, o coffin shillers to whom English is NOT a primary language.
And as far as centuries go, the official government designation for sheet iron and steel, the U.S. Standard Gauge, came about in 1893. So the 21st century had nothing to do with that, either.]
I haven't gone all the way to the official site; the AI must be Grok or something and is showing me more than enough to spare me the need to visit. ;->
Yay Grok! ;D
#FAFO
Looks like they're finding out sooner than expected. I'm stocking up on more popcorn and continuing to watch the dumpster fire that is The Trump and Elon presidency.
I'm hoping the resistance builds and they deport Elon and impeach Trump.
Join the resistance and eat popcorn while you watch the replay
Impeach AND Remove!!
No more hollow impeachment for this guy (it does keep Congress from screwing the people…delay). He must be Removed. Hopefully dragged out by the Capital Police who were attacked by his despicable!
God hear my prayer…please.
Dear God, what beast has the election of Donold Trump inflicted on Americans? It is like the Greek gods throwing random lightning bolts or the hideous plagues of the Bible, only the locusts are eating our data.
Can you please tell your readers to call their Senators and Representatives and leave polite but emphatic voice mails to the effect of: “Sen X/Rep Y, I am your constituent (name & phone no). Your job is to protect regular citizens against the greed and corruption of the very rich. Elon Musk has bought the executive branch of our government and is breaking our systems. Please, PROTECT US BY HAVING ELON MUSK ARRESTED AND OPPOSING TRUMPS CABINET PICKS. Thank you.”
Thank you Lord. If I seem calm in the face of Republican and Musk wrongdoing, please know it is an act. I am terrified that our democracy is falling while Republican politicians fiddle with their AR-15 lapel pins and vote for the most deadly and destructive and despicable policies. People need to wake up before they are rudely awakened from their fantasies that Trump II would be anything but an unqualified DISASTER.
Amen.
Let me guess. Elmo is a major shareholder in Turbotax and similar. Forcing Americans to pay for tax preparation just enriches him further.
Hang on; isn't DirectFile something you can access just by going to the IRS's official site? :-/
wow. i'm shocked! you mean, Elonia the Space Nazi, isn't out to save humanity, after all?! Color me AMAZED!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
NOT funny.
So not only does Xcrement not pay HIS fair share of taxes, he wants to make everyone else who does pay taxes pay through their asses to do it!!! What an arrogant POS he is!!! He deserves a gigantic smite, but I am not sure even you, God, could smite him to the level he deserves! God, please don't let my blood pressure get any higher! Thank you, God! Amen! Awomen!
Thus saith God “Woe unto MAGA-Ts when they find that they need to pay to file their taxes. “
Seriously though, we should threaten our reps with recall or find someone else who will do the job. Then we will see if they are more scared of Trump or the people who voted for them. 🤨
Here’s what I think: Fuck paying taxes. I’m not filing this year. Fuck them. Oh sure, maybe I’ll go to prison, but in the words of Queen Nancy Pelosi, when she heard Trump was headed toward Capitol Hill on the day of the Insurrection: “I will punch him in the face, and I will go to jail, and I will be happy.”
and they can't jail us all. . .
Well, they’re opening Gitmo, and I understand Samoa (?) has offered to take a bunch of us Undesirables off President Elmo’s hands, so.
They're probably thinking they can get paid for doing so, little knowing that neither Drumpf, nor probably Musky-Wusky, have paid for much of anything in their lives vs. their incomes...
Dear God: How many times must my prayers for a mass smiting of these motherfucking assholes go unanswered? I’m starting to lose faith in you, O Allegedly Omnipotent One, just like the time I was in 8th grade and prayed to you to please please smite Jennifer Smith, that slut who stole my boyfriend.
Signed, your Obedient Servant
God DID smite Jennifer - he just took his time about it. She is now a dedicated chain smoker with skin like a baseball glove, and married to a guy who won't work and is currently banging her "best friend."
😄
Good! I hope she married my shithead ex-boyfriend. Serves ‘em both right.
LOL! God truly moves in subtle and mysterious ways. ;->
Who's to say this "awakening" of MAGAts suddenly remembering they're sentient beings and not foot fungus with a vote (dammit!) isn't God's doing? :D
Just a small piece of information - I looked up the origin of the name "Musk".
It's from the Sanskrit for "Testicle. . . ."
Seems about right. . .
Plus, the reason Tesla sales are plunging is because people have taken to calling them "Swastikars. . ."
Oh, may it be so! :D
He's pulling out of California (and we're sighing big relief sighs; good riddance) and going somewhere where he'll be appreciated; he must've had a "going out of business here in this place who doesn't like me" sale, since I see more and more of them cluttering up the roads here and there. X-P
On the other hand, we like electric cars, no matter what dumbass is responsible for them...
What? The sales of his Swastikars are falling (borrowed from Blue Sky)??? You couldn't give me one to drive.
I’ve also heard them called “wankpanzers”
ROFLMAO!!! Oh, that's brilliant! :D
Hadn't heard that one yet; thanks so much! :)
The day Melon Husk is forced out of DC because the current administration has gotten tired of him (or more likely is forced to give him the boot by extremely upset constituents) there should be a kazoo and accordion band there to play him off like the sad sack he is.
LOVE the illustrations with #3!
https://www.freetaxusa.com/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&mtm_group=Branded&utm_campaign=Branded-Exact-Account-Returning(CPC)&utm_content=usa(mobile)&utm_term=taxusa&utm_id=m&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQiAkoe9BhDYARIsAH85cDPQfac0str88m6PubZlyAMivYMAr_f203pfFqUksNpWtWdPeO54E3kaAkYNEALw_wcB
Asha Rangappa has the answer:
https://open.substack.com/pub/asharangappa/p/the-x-factor?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=rltz9
They would charge us for breathing air if they could get away with it. We’ve got the Sheriff of Nottingham in charge and we haven’t got a damn thing to say about it. And Congress cowers in the corner.