Dear Humans,
Last night, during the Super Bowl, America once again witnessed something historic. Not the game. That was boring. The real event was the halftime show, which caused a nationwide panic attack amongst racist morons.
Bad Bunny sang in Spanish. And millions of racist brains instantly exploded.
1. The Halftime Show That Broke Racist Brains
Spanish was spoken. Flags were waved. Hips were deployed exotically. The word “love” was used. And millions of xenophobic bigots experienced this as a personal attack.
“I felt insulted and slightly threatened.”
Racist-in-Chief Donald complained as always. And by doing so, he shockingly admitted that he watched Bad Bunny instead of the Kid Rock / Turning Point USA halftime event for white supremacist pedophiles.
Donald, who always dances by jacking off two invisible sasquatches, said the dancing was “disgusting.”
You read that right, The man who is in the Epstein files over 38,000 times is commenting on what’s appropriate for children.
That’s like freaking out over a Puerto Rican singer whilst living in Puerto Rico. Like hypocrite Jake Paul did.
And then there was the Elmo or it all.
Sweet little Elmo said it was a good show and dubbed him Mr. Good Bunny.
This caused racists to absolutely lose their shit at a puppet.
One person even told Elmo to get deported.
ELMO.
2. God’s Final Word
Bad Bunny didn’t just perform…he exposed them. The hypocrisy. The entitlement. The fragility. All in 13 minutes.
Another act of rebellion has been etched into history. Bless you, Bad Bunny!
3. Join God's Rebellion
The president is in the Epstein files over 38,000 times. There must be accountability for these billionaire monsters. They must be smoten, and dammit, God is here to make sure that happens. Not on my watch!
"I support your work to help me stay sane. I love your political satire since I no longer have a country I can call my own. Never thought that I would find myself living in a freaking autocracy." — Tom
"I support as many truth tellers as I can and God is the truthiest out there!” - Angela
Now go forth, spread the memes, and remember: laughter is holy, but fixing the system is divine.
Love,
God
Wait... wait... wait... I'm laughing so hard right now. Did that one turd cutter say the show was a problem because of "attraction to women." So, the most homophobic people on the planet now have an issue with being attracted to women... these fucking people. 😂
Watching Bad Bunny last night was the first time in a long time I've been proud to be part of the U.S.