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HI2thDoc's avatar

Hang on, porn-named Ashley St. Clair, while I tune up my tiny violin. Your acting surprised that your baby daddy is a "petulant man-child" is viciously funny. We know you procreated with him for a) money, b) attention, and c) to propagate his hateful DNA, since you share his political opinions. So boo-hoo. Note to all homo sapiens possessing a uterus: DO NOT PROCREATE WITH THE PETULANT MAN CHILD, no matter how much he offers you.

Marilyn J Arney's avatar

And while the vast majority of citizens are raising their families on $80k or less she is bitching that the 2.5 million nest egg and $200k per year still leaves her poverty stricken - Get a life lady.

Kay G's avatar

He made a kid with her - pay up deadbeat dad!!! He could have made sure she didn’t get pregnant - but No - pay up! Just like other baby daddies have to, you South African immigrant POS who is stealing our Social Security

Marilyn J Arney's avatar

especially since all of his kids are via IVF so how can he pretend it isn't his?

Javajunkie's avatar

Also, his grandparents left Canada and moved to South Africa because they were supporting the Nazi party in Canada. I am sure loved moving to an apartheid country. Now Trump is allowing the white South Africans into the USA. I am sure they are getting Golden Green Cards for being Nazis. Ho much did the Muskrat learn about the horrors that his Grandparents taught him besides the Nazi Salute?

HI2thDoc's avatar

Lone Smuk said he gives her $500k a year

Marilyn J Arney's avatar

and she says that the cut it by 60%.

Robot Bender's avatar

That's still a lot more money than most Americans have to live on.

MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

Thanks for the advice, but as a uterus-possessing homo sapien, I already know this.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Lib women indubitably do. It’s those on the other side who are in danger of falling for his blandishments

MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

I have a feeling there aren’t many of them here.

Nancy's avatar

(Just out of curiosity, H12thDoc, does your handle have anything to do with the 12th Doctor in Doctor Who? 'Cause he's my favorite of the New Who as well! :D)

HI2thDoc's avatar

It’s actually a play on phonetics. HI as in Hawaii, 2th as in tooth, 🦷, doc as in DDS

The Fact And Just The Facts's avatar

“But no one man will ever be able to oppress billions of people. Not forever.”

I need to believe this but then I think of the people around the world oppressed by a so called President, who was elected by false voting results, like Russians. I don’t know if I have the time left to see our democratic republic restored.

Elizabeth Behnke's avatar

Dear God: so MANY, MANY Americans were apparently hiding behind the door when you passed out the brains. Can you give them a little electric god-prod for their stupidity, veniality, and selfishness? This atheist would really appreciate seeing the asshats suddenly be ensmartened and realize what a bunch of embarrassing dumbfucks they are.

In Your name, Amen.

Lisa Nystrom's avatar

This is the best news I have seen in like.. forever! You outdid yourself today, god! 😆

Scott Bernstein's avatar

Anyone who would fuck that sub-human piece of nazi shit deserves whatever turmoil and despair comes their way.

God's avatar

That is very true. I am far too forgiving.

Rachel C's avatar

Are you sure he has a soul? I know you must keep track of what you hand out to whom. Amen. Awomen. 👹

Christie sebo's avatar

The only credit I'll give her is being able to hold the contents of her stomach doing the nasty with Elon.

Rachel C's avatar

She probably didn’t. Artificial insemination. 👹

Frederica Huxley's avatar

Verily, the thought turns my stomach. yuk!

Nancy's avatar

Hey, all it takes is a big enough turkey baster, apparently... X-P

Fred klauber's avatar

As u probably know April 5th is protest day in DC. I am having surgery on the 4th so I cannot go. If possible “Revolution…..” the song lthat the Lord/God posted in Letter From God should be sung/played loud by the protestors.

Mark Carpenter's avatar

You may not have noticed this, but the video start button over Musk’s face (first photo) is a near-perfect Hitler mustache!

Nancy's avatar

Yep! That's been pointed out! X-D

Susan G Unkert's avatar

🤣😂👍

MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

America doesn’t actually “need” Elmo to do anything except fuck off to another country.

Maureen Johnston's avatar

I look forward to reading you every day. You make me laugh

Old Man Kerapsak's avatar

White House memo: Just as we renamed the Gulf of Mexico, April 1 will no longer be known as April Fools Day. Henceforth it will be known as April Trump Day!

Mary Hall's avatar

LOL! We’re currently driving up I-5 in California and just passed “Gay Creek,” which made me think that it’s going to be renamed ‘Trump Creek’ any day now.

Dot Chick's avatar

"Petulant Man Child"

🤣🤣🤣🤣 favorite name for him. A truer name was never spoken! Resistor poster! WHY IS A PETULANT MAN CHILD ALLOWED TO TOUCH MY SOCIAL SECURITY?!!!

ADHD Academic's avatar

Does Substack allow you to give different prompts to those who have obediently paid for a subscription? You know, "Thank you, paid subscriber! Your name shall be written in gold in the Eternal Annals of the Blessed"?

Rachel C's avatar

I proudly stand as one of maybe ten who did not get the 20% discount. I subscribed earlier than many and was bummed when I saw the ongoing discount. But it’s for a good cause. 🙏🏼👹

Nancy's avatar

Just remember that perennial Washington Senators/Chicago Cubs/Dodgers (Brooklyn or L.A.) slogan: "Wait 'til next year. :-/"

Michael J McGee's avatar

I wonder how the maroon who thought the Left was retreating, thought about the world-wide protests on Saturday. When people around the world are gathered to protest in the tens of thousands it obviously means that we, the Left, are on the attack.