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Karyn Milos's avatar

I was hoping the headline meant he'd rage quit his unelected government position as El Pendejo Anaranjado's right-hand d-bag. Well, we can still hope. 🤞

Nancy's avatar

You too? Sigh... 8-/

Bikracer's avatar

Darn it I thought he had quit his unelected position!

Claudia McKelway's avatar

Me too! For a moment there my heart was lighter 🎉

Allie Mac's avatar

Austin powers playing Elon will never not make me fall on the floor laughing

Julie-Bud3000's avatar

"GLITCH!" is the new "SCHWING!" 😁

Christie sebo's avatar

When a guy is out there with enough money to save the world and is taken down by a bunch of gamers, you would think an epiphany would soon follow. Save the world, Musk. We the People double dog dare you. Show those guys in that game room.

Nancy's avatar

Nah, I bet HE CAN'T DO IT. He doesn't have the cajones for it; not even to prove li'l me wrong. ;)

Maureen Twomey's avatar

" you would think an epiphany would soon follow. Save the world, Musk. We the People double dog dare you. Show those guys in that game room."

YES! Hey God, if Elon turns good, how great would that be? Hmmm ... ;)

Susanne Curran's avatar

Hilarious and well deserved smite!! Thank you for the smiles!

Susanne Curran's avatar

Always nice to be liked by God!

Janet Vasquez's avatar

He's got every Democrat, gameboyer, bitcoiner, and now his baby mommas all hating on him. I love how he calls it Spam when he is the King of Trolls! He's losing his Tesla's. No one is buying them, not MAGA. The good ole boys in their big pick up Ford Trucks aren't shelling out for his POS car.

easong's avatar

You just can’t roll coal in a Cybertruck. Maybe if he could add soot blowers as an option he’d capture a few good ol boys in the $5M net worth demographic.

Lisa Nystrom's avatar

Some people never learn how to read a room…😆 Elon sucks as a gamer period… in actual games and life… you don’t get to play both ends against the middle without getting burned!🤣

BJTS's avatar

Elon just sucks. Period.

Julie-Bud3000's avatar

Both him and Chump are too stupid to figure out WHY people hate them so much. They're all so lost in their narcissistic antisocial brain disorders that they can't figure out...

"Be kind to others and most people will like you".

"Be terrible to others and most people will hate you."

... It's simple, but those two just won't get it because they are stupid.

Tama2U's avatar

Connection lost…laughing so damn hard I can’t take the sheer irony of this Loser! The Felon and the Melonhead in Loserville 😈💩

John Jacob's avatar

Praise be!

The 12 year old Billionaire got smoked online?

He’d better get moving on that Mars Trip, not a minute too soon!

Maybe bring a Cyber Truck along just in case?

And some Air, and Water, and Food…🤔

Should be an awesome trip, can’t wait to see him go…Red Rocks!

Nancy's avatar

Nah, just launch him there without support. I don't want to have him be the Face of Humanity in Space. X-P

tecolote42's avatar

Launch him from Boca Chica over the Gulf of MEXICO. Then strain his bits out of the water.

Sailor Girl's avatar

No. Let the fish enjoy him.

tecolote42's avatar

I imagine he'd poison the fish. Unless fish have learned how to play water volley ball :D

Julie-Bud3000's avatar

Yeah. Shove him in one of his cars in a cheesy space suit and do a repeat of that stunt of his.

M. Ocampo McIvor's avatar

I don't feel bad but I *kinda* feel bad for the mElon? Mostly I feel "You did this to yourself when you harmed the whole country, you motherfucker."

Jane in NC's avatar

No matter what he rage quits, now or in the future, he'll never wash the Nazi Trump stank off. Go away, small man.

Jill Corrigan's avatar

Connection lost, indeed.

Nancy's avatar

Has he ever been connected in any way to other humans, really? :-/

HI2thDoc's avatar

He oughta troll himself every time he looks in the mirror, if he had an ounce of self awareness. He has the unimaginable wealth (getting less every day) to be a great positive force in the world and instead he chooses to purposely hurt people and destroy good things. What a pathetic POS

Julie-Bud3000's avatar

Exactly! He also doesn't realize that people liked him before, when he was perceived as a cool quirky tech wiz "Tony Stark" kind of guy who appeared to want to use his gazillions to create tech to save the world.

Now, he's revealed himself to be a hateful selfish bigoted Fascist and is shocked... SHOCKED I TELL YOU... that everybody hates him now!

His tweets to those folks during that cave rescue of those kids in Thailand (I think) was the beginning of the end for him. He accused a guy of being a kid-grabber (of all things) for no reason because the guy politely turned down his offer of a mini submarine.

The mask had fallen off.

Adrienne's avatar

I would never have seen this if not for You—thank you !

Caroline Carver's avatar

Okie dokie doggy daddy. I still hate him for free. I can't thank you enough God for bringing us daily content to brighten our day.

Trude Diamond's avatar

Cue the Beatles' "Can't Buy Me Love" and the Stones' "You Can't Always Get What You Want." I will certainly have "Sympathy for the Devil" when some Devil delivers their come-uppances to Musk and Trump. That "Devil" may be all of us, out demonstating in our terrifying numbers. Six million in the U.S. on April 5. Oh, he'll try to call out the military on us one of these Saturdays. I just hope they refuse because all the 50501 & Indivisible rallies are nonviolent. (Unless the Jan. 6 thugs show up, but local cops can handle them.)

Christine Davis's avatar

It's so obvious how desperately he wants to be popular and liked and ironic that before he went nuts, he WAS decently liked. About as much as any billionaire can be, anyway. He did this to himself.

Julie-Bud3000's avatar

Yep, he and his orange ex-ally just can't figure out the obvious...

"Treat others well and people will like you. Treat others like garbage and people will hate you. Respect is earned."

Pumpkinhead would get bent out of shape over Obama yet never considered why Obama is likable and try to be that.

Stupid evil antisocials are too dumb to realize the obvious and expect people to worship them for no reason.