God, I have an idea. For only $2.24, one can buy 10 red foam clown noses on Amazon. When I saw them, I immediately realized that this is exactly what Donold needed to complete his morning beauty routine. If your many followers, and all the flights of angels, could each send 10 red clown noses to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, to “flood the zone,” so to speak, it would indeed be “meet and fitting” (to quote your liturgy). Think about it. Your followers would be delighted; they know how he hates being mocked. I’m sure there are other retailers who offer this product, too, for those who are boycotting Amazon. I’m googling that now.
This is a great idea - but it needs a bit of a tweak. . .I'm fairly certain they'd take all the packets and put them straight in the trash. Bit if a hundred or two people COLLECTED all the donated noses - then went to the White House and lobbed them at the fence, like you do with flowers when someone has died, the House would be covered with harmless red noses. Which would be kind of appropriate, seeing as how much Donnie loves Vlad!
I want a secret emblem that represents our rebellion! Anybody else??
How about a nice red hat with "FDT" on it?
This! There are some Reddit posters encouraging taking back the red. Subvert the oligarchy's favorite color. Let's do it!
No red hats. Burn them all.
Dark blue hats with white or beige lettering...
Anything but red or black.
It should be maroon, since it has the moron's initials on it!
Cliff Cash wears a red hat with My Grandpa Killed Nazis.
My dad would've worn that, but HE was the grandpa. :)
Dear God - I would pay for a Sticker, a yard sign?? What do you think, God and Jesus??
I got a t-shirt from them; big portrait of God on the front. :)
So, yes, there is some merch; must have more types! :D
Maybe a purple color to represent both red and blue? With an arrow pointing to the Left?
Thank you GOD!
Praise you!!!!
Hallelujah! Hallelujah! hallaayulah! 🎵
Wisconsin cheeseheads, you guys ROCK!
Thank you, dear God. You’ve brought us such good news today.
And with this latest news…chills. And even more hope.
So reassuring to see that democracy isn’t for sale, even to Space Nazi
ON, WISCONSIN!!! 🙌 Why, this Minnesotan might even be tempted to cheer for the Packers this fall, as long as they aren't playing my Vikings. 😉
Now that’s true love!
Can I get an Amen?
AMEN!
R'amen!
Mmmmmmm….Ramen!
Thank God. Thank Wisconsin!
Wonderful news!
Had to double check to see that this wasn't an April Fools gag. "God has a sense of humor" and all that.
Oh, Elon: thanks for the free money, ya Nazi heathen.
Holy moly!!! Redemption. F you Elon and all your filthy money.
Proud cheesehead here! Between this gift and Senator Booker's inspiring speeches, today was EPIC! AMEN! AWOMEN!
God, I have an idea. For only $2.24, one can buy 10 red foam clown noses on Amazon. When I saw them, I immediately realized that this is exactly what Donold needed to complete his morning beauty routine. If your many followers, and all the flights of angels, could each send 10 red clown noses to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, to “flood the zone,” so to speak, it would indeed be “meet and fitting” (to quote your liturgy). Think about it. Your followers would be delighted; they know how he hates being mocked. I’m sure there are other retailers who offer this product, too, for those who are boycotting Amazon. I’m googling that now.
This is a great idea - but it needs a bit of a tweak. . .I'm fairly certain they'd take all the packets and put them straight in the trash. Bit if a hundred or two people COLLECTED all the donated noses - then went to the White House and lobbed them at the fence, like you do with flowers when someone has died, the House would be covered with harmless red noses. Which would be kind of appropriate, seeing as how much Donnie loves Vlad!
YAY, YAY, YAAAAAAYYYYYYY!