Yeah, I'm not sure how to include images in a post here, but doing a meme is extremely easy. Get an image, use MS Paint or Photoshop or your favorite image editing program and write over it. That's the easy part... :)
Yea, though we walk through the valley of MAGAts and DOGE, we will fear no TACO, for thou art with us. Thy snark and thy smiting they comfort us, thou anointest our souls with laughter. Amen for your eloquent snark and righteous smiting. Thank you and sending a whole heap of love. xx
Hang in there, God! I, for one, really appreciate the work you are doing. I’ve had a lot of dark days since this Taco nightmare began, but you bring the light back!
Dear God, and I mean that as a salutation, I am sad to learn that it's often difficult for you to get out of bed. But, if you knew that your Holy Woke Work is invigorating all of your acolytes to leap out of bed each morning to continue the great fight we have on our hands, you would at least smile, if not kvell. As You are always here for us, We return the favor. Amen. Shalom.
God, just don't take Ketamine to get out of bed. Only morons do that. And think of a God-sized bladder failure!
Instead do what I do: realize every day is another chance to outlive TACO Draft-Dodger-In-Chief Agent Kraznov. And one day we'll all hear of his passing and it will be like the final scene in a movie.
Dear God: When You rested on the seventh day way back when, one the first lessons You taught us humans is that even almighty deities need self care. Creating a universe is not nearly as exhausting as sharing one with tangerine tacoman, so please rest up as much as you need to. Let Jesus take the wheel for a few days...you've earned it. 😊
I agree! Thou shall heed thine own advice, dear God. Thy world and all that dwell therein shall abide until thou once again shall arise from thy rest. 😊👹 (I’m pals with King James, of translation fame.)
Snert! King James got a /committee/ together to work on the thing (not a bad idea, very Protestant, to want to translate everything into the local language so the Latin folks don't get all the credit and his people could read it for themselves), and to be fair, got a bunch of theologians, language scholars, pro writers (Shakespeare being one of them), rounded up a lot of various Bible versions, some theological works, etc., and paid them to have at it (and put his name on it, of course -- oh! Is that where Trump got his idea from? I wonder how much the Trump Version differs...).
I get the impression, though, that the committee took one look at the pile o' stuff, looked at what they knew about James, pondered about which side of their bread was buttered and who was providing the dairy (not sure it was God, but James), then chucked out everything and wrote what they figured James wanted to hear...
And read; he was literate, compared to kings back in the old days, but changing "Thou shall not suffer a [term in Hebrew meaning "herbalist" + the modifier for "bad (evil, stupid, incompetent, etc.)" = "poisoner"] to live" to "Thou shall not suffer a WITCH to live"? Sounds like a dude bitter about being raised by and among powerful women, and the heir to one of them. :-/
Keep smiting them with righteous fire! Let them know thy name is the Lord when thou rainest thy vengence upon them! We are all behind you. We got thy back, oh God.
Elon is so much like a college classmate back in the 4 years after the Summer of Love, who got himself a summer job in a pharmaceutical pill factory and helped himself to the product, mannerisms and all.
Hmm, which one would it be? Who's the Saint of E-Communication these days? Theresa? Wasn't she considered the Saint of T.V. 'cause she could "see" a sermon miles away? :)
But that's just passive watching; we need someone known for sending and receiving communiques from various sources around the world...hmm. /ponder
I love you, God, and I look forward to your posts every day. You are doing really good work, and I love the snark!
Thank you, Susan! Love you back!
I love the song, "Tub Thumping" (I know, I know, but still...):
"I get knocked down
But I get up again
They're never gonna keep me down!"
Lather, rinse, repeat! :D
Sometimes there just aren’t enough words. . .
Much gratitude for your selflessness.
I'm looking forward to the day when Elon lives in a Cybertruck down by the river.
Please put that in a meme so I can share it!
I'd like to see that in a meme too! That, unfortunately, is beyond my technological ability.
Yeah, I'm not sure how to include images in a post here, but doing a meme is extremely easy. Get an image, use MS Paint or Photoshop or your favorite image editing program and write over it. That's the easy part... :)
I've been trying, recently, to post images on my Home Substack page, and just posting links to them here and there...seems to work. :)
Yea, though we walk through the valley of MAGAts and DOGE, we will fear no TACO, for thou art with us. Thy snark and thy smiting they comfort us, thou anointest our souls with laughter. Amen for your eloquent snark and righteous smiting. Thank you and sending a whole heap of love. xx
Brava! Well said Rona! 💝
Thanks, love💛
As always Rona!!
This is marvelous, thank you, Rona!
My pleasure, very happy it resonated💛
Even better: it scanned! :D
😘
Hang in there, God! I, for one, really appreciate the work you are doing. I’ve had a lot of dark days since this Taco nightmare began, but you bring the light back!
I agree
Dear God, and I mean that as a salutation, I am sad to learn that it's often difficult for you to get out of bed. But, if you knew that your Holy Woke Work is invigorating all of your acolytes to leap out of bed each morning to continue the great fight we have on our hands, you would at least smile, if not kvell. As You are always here for us, We return the favor. Amen. Shalom.
Doge probably fired the bus driver too.
God, just don't take Ketamine to get out of bed. Only morons do that. And think of a God-sized bladder failure!
Instead do what I do: realize every day is another chance to outlive TACO Draft-Dodger-In-Chief Agent Kraznov. And one day we'll all hear of his passing and it will be like the final scene in a movie.
Dear God, Thank you for sharing The Truth.
Dear God: When You rested on the seventh day way back when, one the first lessons You taught us humans is that even almighty deities need self care. Creating a universe is not nearly as exhausting as sharing one with tangerine tacoman, so please rest up as much as you need to. Let Jesus take the wheel for a few days...you've earned it. 😊
I agree! Thou shall heed thine own advice, dear God. Thy world and all that dwell therein shall abide until thou once again shall arise from thy rest. 😊👹 (I’m pals with King James, of translation fame.)
Snert! King James got a /committee/ together to work on the thing (not a bad idea, very Protestant, to want to translate everything into the local language so the Latin folks don't get all the credit and his people could read it for themselves), and to be fair, got a bunch of theologians, language scholars, pro writers (Shakespeare being one of them), rounded up a lot of various Bible versions, some theological works, etc., and paid them to have at it (and put his name on it, of course -- oh! Is that where Trump got his idea from? I wonder how much the Trump Version differs...).
I get the impression, though, that the committee took one look at the pile o' stuff, looked at what they knew about James, pondered about which side of their bread was buttered and who was providing the dairy (not sure it was God, but James), then chucked out everything and wrote what they figured James wanted to hear...
And read; he was literate, compared to kings back in the old days, but changing "Thou shall not suffer a [term in Hebrew meaning "herbalist" + the modifier for "bad (evil, stupid, incompetent, etc.)" = "poisoner"] to live" to "Thou shall not suffer a WITCH to live"? Sounds like a dude bitter about being raised by and among powerful women, and the heir to one of them. :-/
God, you may be out front, but we are on your wing. We've got you. Find your courage in that.
Keep smiting them with righteous fire! Let them know thy name is the Lord when thou rainest thy vengence upon them! We are all behind you. We got thy back, oh God.
Thanks be to God! May the TACO memes and jokes be plentiful and mercilessly MOCK THE ORANGE TURD into a deeper state of oblivion. Amen.🙏🏽
Your posts are often the high point of my day!
For me as well!
Elon is so much like a college classmate back in the 4 years after the Summer of Love, who got himself a summer job in a pharmaceutical pill factory and helped himself to the product, mannerisms and all.
I wish I could smite your haters and trolls but I am not god. But I wish you peace ☮️
One of the saints can deal with your comments and block all the SOBs. 👹
Hmm, which one would it be? Who's the Saint of E-Communication these days? Theresa? Wasn't she considered the Saint of T.V. 'cause she could "see" a sermon miles away? :)
But that's just passive watching; we need someone known for sending and receiving communiques from various sources around the world...hmm. /ponder
Wish I actually knew more about the saints... :-/
EDIT: Hmm! :D
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isidore_of_Seville
Thanks, God!