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Glenn Reynolds's avatar

Harry Truman's desk had a sign: "The buck stops here."

Trump's Desk: "A stable genius gets to deflect blame and cover up crimes. So fuck off."

He needs something punchier.

MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

“The fuck stops there,” pointing to anyone else who’s nearby?

Glenn Reynolds's avatar

Touché. In the eye of the beholder sign.

Nancy's avatar

How about this link? :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-LTRwZb35A

For a modern age... ;-)

Allie Mac's avatar

Good. Stay mad, Donny. Signalgate forever.

Jan Frederick's avatar

Signalgate is a signal that we need to take the things that anger him the most and run with them. Someone should put up a billboard on a route that Chump would take to get to Moron-a-Lago, maybe near the airport he flies into. One on the Beltway would be good, too. I'd contribute to that! Thank you, God! Amen! Awomen! Ramen!

Scott Bernstein's avatar

What's the big deal? Can't we just say we were all blackout drunk like that unqualified, fucktard piece of shit Hegseth???? If we mix in that we were also busy committing rape, that will buy us some love from our sub-human base. Simple......... Being a MAGAt strategist is not that tough.

Katharine Hill's avatar

Thank you, God, for watching over us. Do you think this is a signal that the world is ending?

Robot Bender's avatar

Maybe he'll get so angry that he'll stroke out.

MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

I’ve been wishin’ and hopin’ for that very thing for about 10 years now.

ADHD Academic's avatar

But then you'd get Vance, and he's really filled with rage. And he truly hates Europe. Not sure what he'd do to your country, but I'm terrified at what he might do to the rest of the world.

MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

NO ONE is worse than Tr*mp. NO ONE. He is the Antichrist. And also, everyone in the whole USA hates JDVance. That may be the only thing we all agree on right now.

Sooz Hall's avatar

Well, I think maybe we all hate Musk even more!

LJ57's avatar

Unity is a beautiful

Rose Maly, MD, MSPH's avatar

Big problem—then you’ve got the big sell out jd Vance of “Trump is America’s Hitler” fame, before completely selling his soul (if he has one) after being overcome by the fumes of power.

MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

It IS horrific beyond all understanding. I do still wonder, though, why all those boxes of classified materials were in the potty room at Donnie’s golf motel for months and gosh well, whatever happened with THAT particular ‘old and boring story’? I forget. And the POS wasn’t even president at the time.

Nancy's avatar

No, but he had been in the same room with them once upon a time, so they were all his now. X-P

Carol's avatar

Called my Senators and Rep about Signalgate again today! Not letting them forget!

BillyBobPA's avatar

Thank you, God, for the daily blessed gift of the stories (yea, TRUTH) of the evil doings of the Antichrist and his fallen idiot sheep. It bringeths hope and joy to the enlightened. Smite him verily and frequently! Amen.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Sample Trump questionnaire for prospective administration appointees and even cabinet(!) level doofuses:

1) Are you good at texting?

2) Have you been married more than once? (Extra points for more than twice)

3) Have you ever committed adultery? (This is actually a plus)

4) Have you ever been accused of sexual assault? (This is actually a plus)

5) Have you ever been called "blindly loyal?"

6) Can you say "I don't remember," "I don't recall," or "I've never heard of that" with a straight

face?

7) Do you know anything about history? (Not knowing is a plus)

8) Do you have a substance dependency problem or are you what you consider very fun at

parties? (This is a plus)

9) Do you have absolutely no experience or qualifications for your desired position at all? (This is

not necessarily a negative)

!0) Have you ever been in a cult, stolen from a charity, or accepted a bribe? (These are all big

pluses)

Sooz Hall's avatar

In what ways, and how much, do you plan to personally enrich yourself from this government position, and what percentage do you expect to donate personally to the God/Emperor. 20% is considered the bare minimum.

Koneko's avatar

11) As a senior administrative official, will you use emojis that even uncool people have given up? (Yes is a plus.)

Rose Maly, MD, MSPH's avatar

12) Are you willing to not believe your lyin’ eyes that J6 was an insurrection and state it was in fact a “love in”?

13) Are you willing to unquestionably state that Biden did not win in 2020?

Nancy's avatar

Hmm; always thought the plural of 'doofus' was 'doffii"; learn something new every day. :)

The Fact And Just The Facts's avatar

Poor wittle rich fuck is bored with signalgate? Goo-goo. Maybe it’s time for the postcards?

Doug Wright's avatar

So sad for Donny. 🙄 Fuck that! 🤬 He's reaping what he has sown and I'm kinda enjoying it. 🤭

Kara Smith's avatar

YAY! Let’s roll.

Mock mock mock

MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

mock mock mock around the clock

Glenn Reynolds's avatar

Dear God: why don’t you sponsor a states secret group chat contest, invite executive branch employees to dial in and share their most confidential inside information from their departments. Each contestant can bring their favorite emoji. You know some cabinet members will dial in by accident. Bright crew. Can call it ladies night happy hour like in the 1970s. Hegseth might show.

HI2thDoc's avatar

I hope he blows a gasket