Donold Furious We All Won’t Stop Talking About SignalGate

You know what to do.

Mar 31, 2025

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Dear Humans,

BEHOLD! Donold is worried. His team leaked war plans in a group chat. And now that even Republicans are calling for an investigation, Donold wants everyone to shut up about it. Which makes God want to talk about it…a lot!

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