Yeah - St. Peter better keep all those pretty young angels locked up behind the Pearly Gates - and someone needs to find a nice secure cloud to hide all those golden crowns. . .plus, who's gonna answer the Gates when Satan's banging on them, shouting "No fair! He's one of mine!"
I wish I could find the video...back in Donold's first term, there was a comedian who'd dressed himself up in black and red, with video edited "horns" on his head, and a moving "Zoom background" of flames, on the phone...
"Hey, Pete? You know who this is -- what? He's not here, but you'll get him? Sure, I'll go on hold..." [rocking out to the hold music and singing along] "Ooh baby, do you know what that's worth? You make -- oh, hey! Yeah! Pete, baby! [grin] This is -- well, you know who this is...
"Listen, just double-checking there weren't any mix-ups up there; we just got a guy down here with a Presidential Medal of Freedom around his neck! [it wasn't long after Limbaugh had died] Could it -- he did WHAT? /Really/?? No kidding! Wow...okay, yeah, yeah, we'll keep him down here -- for eternity, right. Thanks for clearing that up.
"Love ya, Pete; see ya 'round! :D" [folded his flip-phone to hang up]
I feel your pain, but ... consider - let Trump hear Your voice promising him he can go to heaven as soon as he dies, but when he shows up - stiff him, like all the contractors and voters and We, the People have been stiffed. Send him straight to hell where the devil looks like Putin. Because he IS Putin.
I worked for Rupert Murdoch for years when I worked for News Corp in NYC. Believe it or not, he was very good to us employees. But heaven help the "outsiders" who crossed him. He was as quick and venomous as a viper.
If that was his intention, it didn't work. Not with me, anyway. Yes, he treated us employees well. But that was probably the last good thing I've said about him!😄
I mean, he's old. Like, really old. And he's done some really gnarly shit in his life. So he knows he's heading for Hell. Guaranteed. And he's starting to think about it more now, as people do as they age that much. And he's hoping to avoid his comeuppance in the afterlife as he's been able to during this life.
He's gonna have a rude awakening if he thinks he can game that system. Dead's dead, Donnie. No do-overs.
The greatest irony in all this is that if you read the Bible and listen to what Jesus taught (which I have, my entire life) Hell is right here on Earth, in our daily lives. You can make of this Earth a Heaven or a Hell. Donold has made it a Hell; entirely of his own choosing and volition.
The only “do-over” he has is to renounce his entire life. I doubt that’ll happen with Sundowning Grandpa Befuddlepants (hat tip to Jeff Tiedrich). But, God works in mysterious ways.
Oh, Lump still gets eternal life, then; but not with You and Jesus, and some of us!?
Will he obtain credit on his eternal sentence for “time served” in an earthly slam? I guess with “eternal life” that becomes moot. 😜
Long live Ukraine!! 🇺🇦 All of it!!!
To hell with Putin the Putrid. Do you have a very, to the 10th power, “special” place in Hell for war criminals, child sealers, child molesters, murders of all types, killers of oppositional political critics, child pimps, spouse abusers, rapists, abusers of the military, killers of civilians, stealers of freedoms, religious
based bigotry, racism, sexism…shit Oh Lord, the list is endless!
You could design (create) 100 million rolls of “smite infested” germy toilet paper 🧻 to be air-dropped in strategical locations throughout Russia. It could become “biblical” in smiting proportions.
Unless they surrender tomorrow at 1100 and move out of Ukraine, repair damages, and bring everyone back to life with 100% compensation for their pain and sorrow!!!
Donold in Heaven... LMAO
Yeah - St. Peter better keep all those pretty young angels locked up behind the Pearly Gates - and someone needs to find a nice secure cloud to hide all those golden crowns. . .plus, who's gonna answer the Gates when Satan's banging on them, shouting "No fair! He's one of mine!"
Just don't send him south of Hell, lol. Arizona is one floor below, that's way too close. 😄
Hahaha, right?!
There is a special place in hell waiting for him.
I wish I could find the video...back in Donold's first term, there was a comedian who'd dressed himself up in black and red, with video edited "horns" on his head, and a moving "Zoom background" of flames, on the phone...
"Hey, Pete? You know who this is -- what? He's not here, but you'll get him? Sure, I'll go on hold..." [rocking out to the hold music and singing along] "Ooh baby, do you know what that's worth? You make -- oh, hey! Yeah! Pete, baby! [grin] This is -- well, you know who this is...
"Listen, just double-checking there weren't any mix-ups up there; we just got a guy down here with a Presidential Medal of Freedom around his neck! [it wasn't long after Limbaugh had died] Could it -- he did WHAT? /Really/?? No kidding! Wow...okay, yeah, yeah, we'll keep him down here -- for eternity, right. Thanks for clearing that up.
"Love ya, Pete; see ya 'round! :D" [folded his flip-phone to hang up]
Thank you! I must shared this on TS and tag Donold! 😄
I feel your pain, but ... consider - let Trump hear Your voice promising him he can go to heaven as soon as he dies, but when he shows up - stiff him, like all the contractors and voters and We, the People have been stiffed. Send him straight to hell where the devil looks like Putin. Because he IS Putin.
Good one, for sure!
Nah. I don't think of Satan as an open murderer. His avatar on earth was Rupert Murdoch.
I suspect "the devil" looks like the person you hate the most.
Yeah; like Hell or Heaven, it's probably very subjective. ;)
On the other hand, there was that /Simpsons: Treehouse of Terror/ special, "The Devil and Homer Simpson," where it was actually Ned Flanders... X-D
I worked for Rupert Murdoch for years when I worked for News Corp in NYC. Believe it or not, he was very good to us employees. But heaven help the "outsiders" who crossed him. He was as quick and venomous as a viper.
I could believe it. Treating people well so they aren't tempted to turn against him in the future.
If that was his intention, it didn't work. Not with me, anyway. Yes, he treated us employees well. But that was probably the last good thing I've said about him!😄
Great idea!
I love this plan! Genius!!!!
Totally works for me ‼️
Thank you, God! So reassuring 😇!
Now can you also promise to keep him off Mt. Rushmore, and please no Nobel prize? He’s been a very bad boy!
Bad, like the world has never seen before!
Great comment, but don’t forget to put it in full caps next time.😂
I mean, he's old. Like, really old. And he's done some really gnarly shit in his life. So he knows he's heading for Hell. Guaranteed. And he's starting to think about it more now, as people do as they age that much. And he's hoping to avoid his comeuppance in the afterlife as he's been able to during this life.
He's gonna have a rude awakening if he thinks he can game that system. Dead's dead, Donnie. No do-overs.
The worst thing for him after death would be to languish alone in an iron cage, eyes and ears nailed open, watching the rejoicing here on Earth.
The greatest irony in all this is that if you read the Bible and listen to what Jesus taught (which I have, my entire life) Hell is right here on Earth, in our daily lives. You can make of this Earth a Heaven or a Hell. Donold has made it a Hell; entirely of his own choosing and volition.
The only “do-over” he has is to renounce his entire life. I doubt that’ll happen with Sundowning Grandpa Befuddlepants (hat tip to Jeff Tiedrich). But, God works in mysterious ways.
Grandpa Befuddlepants! A keeper that one🏆
Oh, I dunno; I like the concept of reincarnation, but one wonders what Donnie would come back as... ;)
😂😂 let him write an executive order and see if it works!
Many are called, few are chosen. The gate is narrow that leads to life. The broad way leads to destruction and well a not so good place. (Ad lib)
Matthew 7:13-14 NIV
Are you Fu**ing kidding me???? In what alternate universe is that going to happen????
Do You think You could create something worse than hell for him? We can probably hold on for another seven days if needed.
Or two weeks, even. . .
A guy who's broken all the Commandments & 65% of laws thinks he has a chance? Like hell!!
Satan should disguise himself as Ivana, hand him a Noble Prize, and take him straight to hell. Like, tomorrow.
What's wrong with tonight? (Asking for millions of friends.)
And there would be only men there. And sharks.
“From the pearly gates, God led Donold down a path through the maze of red ropes toward the escalator with a sign that said, DOWN, and it was good.”
👉🏽🔥🔥🔥😈
HE will most likely LIKE it down there because after all he moved from New York City to Florida where it's HOT year round!
He just might like it in Hell because Jeffery and so many of his other friends will be there with him.
Precisely!
Or when it's more like the 10th Circle, perpetually frozen over...remember the space shuttle /Challenger/? :(
Either way...
Oh, Lump still gets eternal life, then; but not with You and Jesus, and some of us!?
Will he obtain credit on his eternal sentence for “time served” in an earthly slam? I guess with “eternal life” that becomes moot. 😜
Long live Ukraine!! 🇺🇦 All of it!!!
To hell with Putin the Putrid. Do you have a very, to the 10th power, “special” place in Hell for war criminals, child sealers, child molesters, murders of all types, killers of oppositional political critics, child pimps, spouse abusers, rapists, abusers of the military, killers of civilians, stealers of freedoms, religious
based bigotry, racism, sexism…shit Oh Lord, the list is endless!
You could design (create) 100 million rolls of “smite infested” germy toilet paper 🧻 to be air-dropped in strategical locations throughout Russia. It could become “biblical” in smiting proportions.
Unless they surrender tomorrow at 1100 and move out of Ukraine, repair damages, and bring everyone back to life with 100% compensation for their pain and sorrow!!!
Just saying…
Germy toilet paper? Brilliant! Even better: blotting paper soaked in LSD for the top hole and toilet paper soaked in habañero for the bottom.
Eeeee! Rude! =8-0
And yet, strangely hilarious... X-D
He could always go to Limbo. He's a big enough baby.
Super Hell
Nah, Super Hell is already occupied. He's going to Ultra Hell.
"The biggest Hell of all, the most beautiful..."
We don't even have that, that belongs to the Hindus.