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William Weaver's avatar

Donold in Heaven... LMAO

Lady Emsworth's avatar

Yeah - St. Peter better keep all those pretty young angels locked up behind the Pearly Gates - and someone needs to find a nice secure cloud to hide all those golden crowns. . .plus, who's gonna answer the Gates when Satan's banging on them, shouting "No fair! He's one of mine!"

Cynthia Christiansen's avatar

Just don't send him south of Hell, lol. Arizona is one floor below, that's way too close. 😄

Janet Moquin's avatar

There is a special place in hell waiting for him.

Nancy's avatar

I wish I could find the video...back in Donold's first term, there was a comedian who'd dressed himself up in black and red, with video edited "horns" on his head, and a moving "Zoom background" of flames, on the phone...

"Hey, Pete? You know who this is -- what? He's not here, but you'll get him? Sure, I'll go on hold..." [rocking out to the hold music and singing along] "Ooh baby, do you know what that's worth? You make -- oh, hey! Yeah! Pete, baby! [grin] This is -- well, you know who this is...

"Listen, just double-checking there weren't any mix-ups up there; we just got a guy down here with a Presidential Medal of Freedom around his neck! [it wasn't long after Limbaugh had died] Could it -- he did WHAT? /Really/?? No kidding! Wow...okay, yeah, yeah, we'll keep him down here -- for eternity, right. Thanks for clearing that up.

"Love ya, Pete; see ya 'round! :D" [folded his flip-phone to hang up]

Cecilia Rodriguez Griffin's avatar

Thank you! I must shared this on TS and tag Donold! 😄

SLMontgo's avatar

I feel your pain, but ... consider - let Trump hear Your voice promising him he can go to heaven as soon as he dies, but when he shows up - stiff him, like all the contractors and voters and We, the People have been stiffed. Send him straight to hell where the devil looks like Putin. Because he IS Putin.

Judi Purcell's avatar

Good one, for sure!

Devon Williams's avatar

Nah. I don't think of Satan as an open murderer. His avatar on earth was Rupert Murdoch.

SLMontgo's avatar

I suspect "the devil" looks like the person you hate the most.

Nancy's avatar

Yeah; like Hell or Heaven, it's probably very subjective. ;)

On the other hand, there was that /Simpsons: Treehouse of Terror/ special, "The Devil and Homer Simpson," where it was actually Ned Flanders... X-D

Susan Snyder's avatar

I worked for Rupert Murdoch for years when I worked for News Corp in NYC. Believe it or not, he was very good to us employees. But heaven help the "outsiders" who crossed him. He was as quick and venomous as a viper.

Devon Williams's avatar

I could believe it. Treating people well so they aren't tempted to turn against him in the future.

Susan Snyder's avatar

If that was his intention, it didn't work. Not with me, anyway. Yes, he treated us employees well. But that was probably the last good thing I've said about him!😄

C K Smith's avatar

I love this plan! Genius!!!!

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SLMontgo's avatar

Totally works for me ‼️

Barb's avatar

Thank you, God! So reassuring 😇!

Now can you also promise to keep him off Mt. Rushmore, and please no Nobel prize? He’s been a very bad boy!

Janet Moquin's avatar

Bad, like the world has never seen before!

C K Smith's avatar

Great comment, but don’t forget to put it in full caps next time.😂

Kaiannanthi's avatar

I mean, he's old. Like, really old. And he's done some really gnarly shit in his life. So he knows he's heading for Hell. Guaranteed. And he's starting to think about it more now, as people do as they age that much. And he's hoping to avoid his comeuppance in the afterlife as he's been able to during this life.

He's gonna have a rude awakening if he thinks he can game that system. Dead's dead, Donnie. No do-overs.

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

The worst thing for him after death would be to languish alone in an iron cage, eyes and ears nailed open, watching the rejoicing here on Earth.

David Walker's avatar

The greatest irony in all this is that if you read the Bible and listen to what Jesus taught (which I have, my entire life) Hell is right here on Earth, in our daily lives. You can make of this Earth a Heaven or a Hell. Donold has made it a Hell; entirely of his own choosing and volition.

The only “do-over” he has is to renounce his entire life. I doubt that’ll happen with Sundowning Grandpa Befuddlepants (hat tip to Jeff Tiedrich). But, God works in mysterious ways.

Anne B's avatar

Grandpa Befuddlepants! A keeper that one🏆

Nancy's avatar

Oh, I dunno; I like the concept of reincarnation, but one wonders what Donnie would come back as... ;)

Jayne Spence's avatar

😂😂 let him write an executive order and see if it works!

Susan Crabtree's avatar

Many are called, few are chosen. The gate is narrow that leads to life. The broad way leads to destruction and well a not so good place. (Ad lib)

Matthew 7:13-14 NIV

Teri Gelini's avatar

Are you Fu**ing kidding me???? In what alternate universe is that going to happen????

Bren M's avatar

Do You think You could create something worse than hell for him? We can probably hold on for another seven days if needed.

Lady Emsworth's avatar

Or two weeks, even. . .

Tracy L Cooper's avatar

A guy who's broken all the Commandments & 65% of laws thinks he has a chance? Like hell!!

WillRavenel THE STROBIS WEAKLY's avatar

Satan should disguise himself as Ivana, hand him a Noble Prize, and take him straight to hell. Like, tomorrow.

skangirl's avatar

What's wrong with tonight? (Asking for millions of friends.)

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WillRavenel THE STROBIS WEAKLY's avatar

And there would be only men there. And sharks.

the real pambo's avatar

“From the pearly gates, God led Donold down a path through the maze of red ropes toward the escalator with a sign that said, DOWN, and it was good.”

👉🏽🔥🔥🔥😈

P J Johnston's avatar

HE will most likely LIKE it down there because after all he moved from New York City to Florida where it's HOT year round!

C K Smith's avatar

He just might like it in Hell because Jeffery and so many of his other friends will be there with him.

Nancy's avatar

Or when it's more like the 10th Circle, perpetually frozen over...remember the space shuttle /Challenger/? :(

Either way...

TWS's avatar

Oh, Lump still gets eternal life, then; but not with You and Jesus, and some of us!?

Will he obtain credit on his eternal sentence for “time served” in an earthly slam? I guess with “eternal life” that becomes moot. 😜

Long live Ukraine!! 🇺🇦 All of it!!!

To hell with Putin the Putrid. Do you have a very, to the 10th power, “special” place in Hell for war criminals, child sealers, child molesters, murders of all types, killers of oppositional political critics, child pimps, spouse abusers, rapists, abusers of the military, killers of civilians, stealers of freedoms, religious

based bigotry, racism, sexism…shit Oh Lord, the list is endless!

You could design (create) 100 million rolls of “smite infested” germy toilet paper 🧻 to be air-dropped in strategical locations throughout Russia. It could become “biblical” in smiting proportions.

Unless they surrender tomorrow at 1100 and move out of Ukraine, repair damages, and bring everyone back to life with 100% compensation for their pain and sorrow!!!

Just saying…

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

Germy toilet paper? Brilliant! Even better: blotting paper soaked in LSD for the top hole and toilet paper soaked in habañero for the bottom.

Nancy's avatar

Eeeee! Rude! =8-0

And yet, strangely hilarious... X-D

Peter Reilly's avatar

He could always go to Limbo. He's a big enough baby.

Devon Williams's avatar

Nah, Super Hell is already occupied. He's going to Ultra Hell.

Nancy's avatar

"The biggest Hell of all, the most beautiful..."

Devon Williams's avatar

We don't even have that, that belongs to the Hindus.