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tlb's avatar

dear God, I'm so happy I found you and Jesus on Substack you fill my heart with joy

God's avatar

I’m so glad too! 🥹

Diana Haering's avatar

File this under “I really don’t care, do U”

Tim's avatar

Little Stevie was copping a feel. He probably figured he might as well, before his wife gave her life protecting him.

Neesey Coyne's avatar

Love seeing Dean & John as guests! They are awesome as you & jeebus! Thank you for keeping us highly entertained

Lynette Slover's avatar

💕 Love you God and Jesus! Love the facial expression that Melania makes because of the joke ?DJT makes-hahaha !!!!! I am very happy to hear that you’re bringing Ellie back to your show-she’s wonderful ❤️❤️!!!!!

CB Murray's avatar

Great live today! And I made sure to also watch the YT version (to the very end of course).

God's avatar

Thank you!!

Patty's avatar

God, you and JC always make my days so much better. And I thank you. 👏🫶

Jennifer Roussel's avatar

Everyone that I know KNOWS not to interrupt me during 1 pm and 2:30. That is my time to commune with God and JC. They save me from falling on my sword.

John Jacob's avatar

Oh Lord, when will your Devine wraith scour our glorious World free from MAGA Nazis and their Allies?

🤔

If we need some animals sacrificed again “Old Testament” style , just provide a simple user guide or something…

It’s been a few millennia you know!

We have poor memories down here, and we thought Jesus wrapped that brutal chapter up, but obviously not, so…👌

Charlie's avatar

But, is it me, or did The Donald not make much sense as he veered from Melania coming to this country at 19 (an origin story the publicists would rather keep buried) to his much-loved Dad (not) and "she"-- who She? And off he goes, meandering, like the ancient stream in the Middle East....

CB Murray's avatar

I'm constantly calling his BS, so to be fair - I think he was talking about his mother coming to the country at 19 (although Melania probably did also).

Charlie's avatar

Thanks for clarifying. I realize it is all TMI, I wish it had never happened, None Of It!

snoopynut 🐾's avatar

I thought we were the cancel culture ones? 🤔

Richard's avatar

I’m not shocked or surprised with his behavior. Melania probably wants him to drop dead and thinks she is going to inherit $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ from him. He would probably leave her with no $$$$$$$$$$$$$. Look, when his first wife died. He buried her on his golf course in NJ and forgot about her. Her grave site is with overgrown grass and weeds.

A. Pinto's avatar

God, I suspect that Donald made that joke about his own death to make the point that he is the only one who has freedom of speech in this country. Comedians no, Kings like him and Charles yes.

Carol M Myers's avatar

I can't say I like Melania, she seems very cold and humorless, however, I would hope she never lets her disgusting "husband" touch her!

Maria's avatar

Maybe he is getting ready to dump her.

Reggaemama's avatar

That's because he has no respect for anyone. He doesn't even respect himself.

P J Johnston's avatar

She alway has the look on her face. And where in the world does she get those hats?