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Lizzie's avatar

I’m ok with Mike Johnson going to Hell

Cat's avatar

I’m okay with Mike Johnson going to jail.

Maria K.'s avatar

Yeah, but they might not want him there. Even Satan has standards.

Lizzie's avatar

Hi God, it’s me again. I thought about what I said that I’m okay with Mike Johnson going to Hell and I realize it’s in conflict with what I say to You when I say my nightlies. Specifically, ‘lead all souls to Heaven especially those in most need of Thy mercy’. You know Mike is probably in as much need of Your mercy as any soul. So I leave it up to You. Whatever You decide. Are we good now?

Cynthia Christiansen's avatar

Karma balances. Feel sorry for the lessons he still has to learn. He chose his own, so grab the popcorn 🍿.

Punkette's avatar

Me too, Lizzie. Please, God! Hell for Mikey, now. Instant karma!

Joan Kelly's avatar

Me too. Only I want the files released first--then he can go to hell.

mostly wibbly's avatar

Since Mike Johnson is an evangelical, he has experience of covering up pedophiles before

JP Connolly's avatar

Hell can wait, it can't move. You know, built-in bookshelves etc. Where would it go? But Johnson has to be forced to release the files, and stop messing about with the swearing in! There has to be a constituionally valid way to get that oath sworn pronto. He is seriously vile: he's slimey while Miller is brutish. Both achieve an equal Ugly rating.

Sam and Jo's avatar

Smite the pervert that monitors his son’s porn activity. Before we get to that let’s RELEASE THE FUCKING EPSTEIN FILES! 🤬

Dawna Stromsoe's avatar

His 2-way covenant 👀 agreement has him monitoring his son and son monitoring him. Also, what’s really in he and his daughter’s “purity pledge”?

Maria K.'s avatar

Mike Johnson is exactly the kind of over-the-top, in-your-face sanctimonious man, whose internet search history I would love to subpoena.

Michelle Elder's avatar

Maybe he’s in there 😂 and I drove through his hometown of Shreveport yesterday on the way home from a trip. Looks like he needs to focus on making his town better with his celebrity instead of trying to hide pedos

deniway's avatar

So can't the DEMS SUE the repubs - or Arizona sue the Repubs for not seating their representative? Get a backbone Dems-FIGHT

Gilamarth's avatar

Epstein Files Raptured

Think my sides just got raptured

Gretchen Kehde's avatar

Thanks, I'm here all week.

Tip your server and try the veal.

Christine Chapman's avatar

If I may

evangelicalism is not a recognized religion. Donations to any of these grifters goes directly into their egos, their bellies, their side-pieces, their wallets, their lawyers and their babygodking.

Johnson is the epitome of reckless, purposeful, directed-by-Executive Orders sham and scam.

His god has a tiny dick and no desire to change....

Thank You for the Glorious Days of Sunshine and Fresh Breezes to mellow with the Gently Cooling Evenings....Truly a most amazing feat!

Leroy Jenkins's avatar

mike johnson is an assclown.

Tracy L Cooper's avatar

All of this makes me wonder if Mike or they who bankrolls him are within the files.

If I were a gambler, I'd say yes, I'm not, but still say hell yes!

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Sarah3000's avatar

Could it be that Mike Johnson is in the Epstein files? His perversion of watching his son's activities on porn sites may explain a lot of things.

Bren M's avatar

If they won’t allow the vote, then in the next couple of days, Massie, Green, Khanna and the rest need to start listing names provided by the victims, while they are in session so they are protected by speech laws, and let the cards fall where they may.

Old Man Kerapsak's avatar

Great post today God. Yes, Mike Johnson does all of this and more. At the same time he wears his “Christianity“ on his sleeve pretending he’s a good man. His real morality is shown by his actions. screw Mike Johnson!

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

Everyone Probably Suspects Trump's Embroiled In Nastiness. So release the effing files already.