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Phyllis S. Rose's avatar

But hey, God, you got a mention by Heather Cox Richardson yesterday!

God's avatar

I saw that. very cool!

Lisa Ferrara's avatar

BREAKING NEWS: Face-eating leopards gorge themselves on two-faced hypocrites

Hunter Wilder's avatar

Religious hypocrites deserve to have their faces eaten off by leopards. Regrettably, the people who'll no longer receive aid, who'll now die horrifying, protracted deaths, don't.

Michael J McGee's avatar

Will someone school these dumbfucks on the history of the founding of the country. One reason was for the freedom of worship. Christian, Jew, Muslim, etc., OR no religion at all. They need to stop trying to force their phony christian beliefs on the country. They don't know what being a christian really means. It's called separation of church and state. Not each individual state but the entire country.

And next we need to teach these racists pieces of shit what "woke" really means. If they want to pretend to be christians, then they need to also be woke.

Ranger Adams's avatar

Jesus was the "Wokest" guy of his time, but try as I have, those Trumpers that claim to be "OF CHRIST" are too full of shit to understand it! That book they carry around and wave in peoples' faces has a lot of stuff in it about what it means to be of God or Christ! It seems they have NEVER read the book!

LJ57's avatar

Some have commented that Jesus is welcome-if his papers are in order

Nancy's avatar

Remember the old movies...? "SHOW US YOUR PAPERS!" (in an evil-sounding, hopefully close to German accent)

(Meaning no diss to the German folks here; at least you folks own up that things in your history were awful, as do honest Americans [it's been thought that Hitler got the idea for concentration camps from our Indian Reservations...]. Now, if we can get the folks in Japan to do so, that'd be awesome! But first: white expatriate South Africans!)

Hunter Wilder's avatar

I stand with Ranger Adams!

Hunter Wilder's avatar

I'm always torn about whether or not to like comments which tear certain groups a new sphincter, but since your overall point is well taken, I'm going to like.

Nancy's avatar

One of the very first countries to recognize us as a nation separate from the United Kingdom was tiny li'l Morocco, but they were a wee bit concerned that we wouldn't take their endorsement well, since they were a Muslim country. The response they got back to their letter was along the lines of, "Hey, no worries; we don't care if you're Muslim or whatever, we're a secular country, and we just appreciate the support! Thanks! :D"

Well, more flowery than that, of course, since it was written in the late 1700s, by one George Washington. :)

Carol's avatar

So…what did this guy think “deporting” was? What did he think was going to happen that he voted for? Just wow.

Nancy's avatar

It's like looking up the word, "tariff"...the day AFTER THE ELECTION. X-P

Kids, you have to do the homework BEFORE the big test... X-P

Christie sebo's avatar

Had churches ever thought they needed to contribute by the way of taxes, I might think differently about how they are feeling right now. Fixing the lives of children has always been in their power. I understand that careful administration of funding and resources to guide are necessary, and also understand that with billions of dollars to back itself, mega churches could have made mincemeat out of any issues regarding poverty here in America or anywhere. God's work takes on a whole new meaning when your jet just ran out of fuel.

Nancy's avatar

My vote? If the mega church sticks its nose in politics, cut its funding, or at least its tax-free status.

Katharine Hill's avatar

Dear God, were you even at that so-called prayer breakfast? I think your son would have suggested boycotting it.

Bob A's avatar

God is everywhere, and I think he’s fucking pissed, maybe Sodom & Gomorrah level pissed. I would stay out of DC for now.

Sarah3000's avatar

I really don't understand the Elon supporters. Elon, the guy who broke Twitter? The guy who fired so many Twitter employees that he crippled the company and had to beg some of the engineers to come back. This is the same guy they just handed the keys to the Treasury Department payment systems.

Nancy's avatar

Because Trumpty Dumpty wuuuuuuvs him! :D (Actually, he might be pretty pissed off at Muskrat for stealing his thunder, but he owes Muskrat sooooo much, he doesn't dare go against him in any way. Considering the only way we caught Al Capone was on income tax evasion, I wouldn't be a bit surprised if Melon and the Man-boys were just tidying up Donold's records.)

Ranger Adams's avatar

This is what we get when FOOLS elect the Antichrist and the Nazi devil that bought the election. Yes, they came as a pair! As a Pagan, I believe in many things, including the God of the Christians, the Muslims, the Bahais and many more. Truth, love and kindness are attributes of all true gods. I have asked myself over and over, WHY, IF THE GODS ARE ALL POWERFUL, DO THEY ALLOW VERMIN LIKE TRUMP AND MUSK TO GO ON LIVING AND DESTROYING LIVES FOR THEIR OWN PROFIT AND AMUSMENT? The answer came back as: "THE GODS WON'T DO FOR HUMANS WHAT HUMANS MUST DO FOR THEMSELVES"! Those of us with "eyes that see and ears that hear" must take a personal hand in removing this vile cancer from our world. It took TWELVE YEARS and over TWENTY MILLION DEAD to remove Adolf Hitler, and decades of years after that to run down and hang those that enabled him. The German people at the time seemed to think that the cancer would heal itself. IT CONSUMED GERMANY AND THE WORLD WITH HATE! Gaza is the most populated place for its size on earth. Over 2 and a half MILLION souls live there and have called it home. For decades Israel has used it as an outdoor prison with a fence around it while they continued to steal Palestinian lands in the West Bank. In ONE WORD from the U.S. to the U.N. Security council. a STATE OF PALISTINE COULD EXIST WITH LAND CONNECTING THEM THROWN IN MUCH LIKE ISRAEL WAS CREATED IN 1948! IT HASN'T BEEN DONE. Now the orange RATBAG wants to use U.S. taxpayer monies to DEPORT the citizens of Gaza and clear the lands so he and his son in law and every other rat-shit billionaire and rich Jew can build hotels and casinos. The ONLY Palestinians allowed back will be ones sweeping the floors, cleaning the toilets, taking out the trash and cutting the lawns while the pieces of SHIT rich assholes claim ownership of the most fought over ground in the world. Ancient Egypt ruled this area on and off for a thousand years. Their graves are still there. The "Gaza Strip" was part of the Egyptian road and collection of fortresses called "The Way of Horus"! Maybe this land should be part of Egypt again. Since it was Israel that destroyed Gaza with the help of American weapons, it should be rich Israel and the U.S. that PAYS the money needed to rebuild it, without ANY say about who owns it. Greenland has trillions of dollars' worth of resources under its lands. That could make each of the 59,000 citizens the richest people per capita in the world! TRUMP AND MUSK JUST COULDN'T STAND 59,000 PEOPLE THAT ARE RICHER THAN THEM! Trump and Musk want ALL the money for themselves. If Trump was serious about security, Greenland is part of Denmark, which is a NATO country. NATO could easily get a LEASE to expand or build another base!

Punkette's avatar

Hey there, fellow Pagan! 🌟 Great post!

Scott Bernstein's avatar

FAKE NEWS!!!!!!! Sleepy Joe and Kamabla did it. Somehow, some way, they're responsible. And if not them, that infidel who wore a tan suit once. That shifty bastard did it. There's no way it could be the beautiful, honorable, trust-worthy, non-raping, non-convict savior.

Nancy's avatar

Oh, have I got a video for you... ;-)

And God and especially Jesus. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW2SEpWWqXM

Scott Bernstein's avatar

The video of that sub-human fuck that I really want to see is the one of him dying by lethal injection for crimes against humanity. That one I'm really looking forward to.....

Jan Frederick's avatar

Well, the Christian Nationalists are supposed to be getting their orders directly from you, God. (I know that is not true) I wonder if they think that God would do all of those horrible things! Lets hope that some of these "evangelicals" realize that they are supporting murderers and not you and Jesus. Thank you, God! Amen! Awomen!

Rebecca Hall's avatar

I wonder what will happen when tumpor gets around to imposing taxes on churches so that his oligarch buddies can have more tax cuts....✂️

Andy Clark's avatar

It's impressive (and not in a good way) how what seemed like simple naivety can have such complex ramifications. Does the good ship USA have any reverse gears ?

Nancy's avatar

No takesie-backsies on voting, sadly. But 2026 is coming up, when 1/3 of the Senate and ALL of the House is up for grabs. :D

Andy Clark's avatar

I actually have a lot of faith in the USA. Though it's WTF territory at the moment, y'all have something of the statue of liberty coursing through your veins. What's more, i don't see that turning into the European apathy we have over here. Fingers (and toes) crossed for 2026.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Xtians are mostly self-deluded, so when they actually see the truth it's stunning and glorious. Yeah, he's been lying to you incessantly. And using you hugely. About time you woke TF up, Xtians.

Pamela Gross's avatar

I’m sorry the legitimate religious charities lost their funding, more for the people they help. Perhaps if the churches paid even a small amount of taxes, I would have more sympathy. Not the small, community churches, but the Mega-churches of the Joel Osteen-type, should be taxed. If your pastor has a multimillion dollar home and multiple luxury cars, a tax is appropriate. And if nothing else, the “Christians” who think women should be submissive, that LBGTQ+ people aren’t worthy of courtesy and kindness and any other “different” people aren’t as valuable as they are, I feel no sympathy for them. How do you like the Leopards now?

Nancy's avatar

If a church mucks around in politics, endorses candidates, calls to rebel against their boss (like a lot of the U.S. Catholic bishops vs. Pope Francis), etc., etc., etc., then yeah, they should lose their tax-exempt status, because they're trying to cancel the Church/State Separation from the other end. :-/

Hunter Wilder's avatar

I want to believe I'm better than Schadenfreude. Turns out I'm not.