MAR A LAGO - Federal agents conducted a stunning pre-dawn raid this morning to secure a USB drive containing 16 gigabytes of top-secret classified documents hidden within the ear bandage of former President Donald Trump.
Glued to his bald head under the massive combover. (am I the only one who saw the two photos of Trump after the shooting that show clearly that he has no hair on the top and most of the back of his head?:
What's sad about this...he probably is taping classified docs to his ear, and his indoctrinated cult members follow. I never thought I'd watch Idiocracy in real time. Damn, America.
He mentally declassified everything telepathically, so he can put them anywhere. Likewise, he can smuggle them into his prison cell to trade for cigarettes.
Dear God, Trump announced that you're on his side. 🤮 Obviously it's not true 🙄. But, the audacity to bring you into it, shame,on you Trump. Shame on you.
I can’t wait until Vance remembers that Trump tried to have his Secret Service detail kidnap Pence and that the terrorists that he sent in to the Capitol were hunting him down to lynch him… as well as the media.
Rumors are running rampant.!!!All copies and any of the remaining "stolen, oops, misplaced documents" are in flight to Saudi Arabia with Jared and Ivanka (aka the Javankas) and, can you believe this, Steve Mnuchin. MBS, aka Crown Prince / Prime Minister Bone Saw of Saudi Arabia is awaiting the arrival of the documents. It is also rumored that The Javankas and Mnuchin will not receive additional cash as they all have received "plenty of up front funds" according to sources close to "Bone Saw." However, another hot rumor is that Crown Prince/Prime Minister Bone Saw is promising Candidate Trump some "future rounds", on the golf course....
Soooo, there you have it. First the documents retrieved from the Republican Candidates ear and next the ear-o-plane with promises of Saudi rounds in Trump's future.
PS: The occurrence in Pennsylvania is a total hoax. HOAX, HOAX, HOAX, Fake news, fake news. Just like "he" says. Especially since "he" hasn't provided any original/actual medical reports around the top of "his" ear getting shot off." No proof or evidence to support Trump getting the top of his ear shot off by an AR 15.
There also is no proof that you God, intervened to protect this worthless man, Trump. Most things are pointing to broken glass from the teleprompter hitting candidate Bone Spurs. The tragedy is the death of 2 of his supporters.
That was some excellent news reporting there 👏 👍 👌. I heard a report from the teleprompter that was, although not widely known, injured and subsequently killed by one of the bullets 😢 😞. He agreed with all your conclusions. All the nearby teleprompters were also in complete agreement 🤝 ✌.
He picked Vance purely for his rectal capacity.
Perfect! 🤣🤣🤣. You reckon JD has figured that out yet?
I think he's been increasing his butt plug sessions in preparation for months now. After all, he's a smart guy 🤮.
Thank you Joe! I needed that laugh; the visual was hilarious!! 🤣🤣🤣
You're very welcome ☺.
Glued to his bald head under the massive combover. (am I the only one who saw the two photos of Trump after the shooting that show clearly that he has no hair on the top and most of the back of his head?:
I can't unsee it 😳 😫 😭.
Everyone saw it. Nobody is talking about it
At the Cheeto factory
Oh, come on. We all know they’re in the long grass at Bedminster, along with his ex-wife’s grave
Can't they just share?
Underboobs
That's the breast!
Bwahaaha
🙈🙉🙊👀
That's the best!
What's sad about this...he probably is taping classified docs to his ear, and his indoctrinated cult members follow. I never thought I'd watch Idiocracy in real time. Damn, America.
I 👂what you're saying. 😶😼
U funny god!
Thank you. I needed a good chuckle. The current state of reality this morning is just really demoralizing.
Damn!!! I wish I was immune to the smell 😩
His Villa in Crimea. Putin is just looking after them until he arrives 🙄.
He mentally declassified everything telepathically, so he can put them anywhere. Likewise, he can smuggle them into his prison cell to trade for cigarettes.
He better watch his back(side) since they already know that he can't be trusted.
Dear God, Trump announced that you're on his side. 🤮 Obviously it's not true 🙄. But, the audacity to bring you into it, shame,on you Trump. Shame on you.
His ex wife Ivana’s casket on his golf course.
Sure, that's where everybody buries their ex-wife. Everyone knows that!
I can’t wait until Vance remembers that Trump tried to have his Secret Service detail kidnap Pence and that the terrorists that he sent in to the Capitol were hunting him down to lynch him… as well as the media.
Rumors are running rampant.!!!All copies and any of the remaining "stolen, oops, misplaced documents" are in flight to Saudi Arabia with Jared and Ivanka (aka the Javankas) and, can you believe this, Steve Mnuchin. MBS, aka Crown Prince / Prime Minister Bone Saw of Saudi Arabia is awaiting the arrival of the documents. It is also rumored that The Javankas and Mnuchin will not receive additional cash as they all have received "plenty of up front funds" according to sources close to "Bone Saw." However, another hot rumor is that Crown Prince/Prime Minister Bone Saw is promising Candidate Trump some "future rounds", on the golf course....
Soooo, there you have it. First the documents retrieved from the Republican Candidates ear and next the ear-o-plane with promises of Saudi rounds in Trump's future.
PS: The occurrence in Pennsylvania is a total hoax. HOAX, HOAX, HOAX, Fake news, fake news. Just like "he" says. Especially since "he" hasn't provided any original/actual medical reports around the top of "his" ear getting shot off." No proof or evidence to support Trump getting the top of his ear shot off by an AR 15.
There also is no proof that you God, intervened to protect this worthless man, Trump. Most things are pointing to broken glass from the teleprompter hitting candidate Bone Spurs. The tragedy is the death of 2 of his supporters.
That was some excellent news reporting there 👏 👍 👌. I heard a report from the teleprompter that was, although not widely known, injured and subsequently killed by one of the bullets 😢 😞. He agreed with all your conclusions. All the nearby teleprompters were also in complete agreement 🤝 ✌.
Based on the size of that maxi-pad on his ear, I think he's got way more than 16 gigabytes of docs in there.