I don't wish death on him, but a stroke that doesn't kill him but incapacitating him so that he has to live in a wheelchair and loses his ability to speak. It wouldn't be a big change cognitively, but would take him out of the running.
The most surprising thing that could happen tonight is if Trump actually has a coherent thought that he can get through in the 2 minutes before his mic shuts off.
If they had to swear to tell the truth, ON THE BIBLE, as orange schitznpants bursts into flames, maybe you could put 1 or 2 lightning bolts up his ass. I would proudly turn cartwheels while proclaiming "YEAH GOD".
From the list of drugs being thrown around in the trump White House, this almost doesn’t read as satire*. It sounds like he needs uppers like adderall and provigil to stay awake and ambien to sleep.
*However, your posts always make me laugh out loud. 💕
That a throng of republican politicians storm the studio. hearing the commotion,. Secret service sweeps Biden away, trump declares victory, smugly waving at a camera not rolling.
MSG, Choloesterol. Praying for the Bigly Myocardial Infarction!!
I already look at my newsfeed hopefully every morning for that.
I think 45 will have a massive stroke over having his microphone turned off, and he will drop dead onstage, thereby saving the world.
😂
I don't wish death on him, but a stroke that doesn't kill him but incapacitating him so that he has to live in a wheelchair and loses his ability to speak. It wouldn't be a big change cognitively, but would take him out of the running.
Watching him gesticulating wildly with his mic off would be fun to watch. A stroke at the same time would be icing on the cake
Hey God! Can you arrange that? Might wake some of your more fervent “followers” up. That would be a miracle.
The most surprising thing that could happen tonight is if Trump actually has a coherent thought that he can get through in the 2 minutes before his mic shuts off.
lol true
Funny but there's more than likely some truth to the amount and number of various types of drugs he ingests on a daily basis.
One of the moderators will ask tfg a legitimate question that will make him melt down. I know this is wishful thinking, but I’d love to see it.
Just ask him what his policies will be. Since he has none the word salad will be sad And amusing!
If they had to swear to tell the truth, ON THE BIBLE, as orange schitznpants bursts into flames, maybe you could put 1 or 2 lightning bolts up his ass. I would proudly turn cartwheels while proclaiming "YEAH GOD".
From the list of drugs being thrown around in the trump White House, this almost doesn’t read as satire*. It sounds like he needs uppers like adderall and provigil to stay awake and ambien to sleep.
*However, your posts always make me laugh out loud. 💕
Tru Dat GOD, Tru Dat.
Most surprising thing is if it happens - without Trump trying to wiggle out/pull a sickie
I don't know why, because my god, you're God! --but for a few seconds there I thought, and was hoping, that it was true. It was a lovely few seconds.
That a throng of republican politicians storm the studio. hearing the commotion,. Secret service sweeps Biden away, trump declares victory, smugly waving at a camera not rolling.
Oh my, God! (notice the comma) I spit my PB&J out at lunch! You are a very, very funny deity... I worship your humor! Thank you for lifting me up. 💙
Thanks so much, Nan! My absolute pleasure!
If Trump doesn't completely lose it and challenge Biden to a cage match.
Every drug? Including the morning-after pill, those that cause abortion, & birth control pills?
yup
Horrifyingly entertaining....
😳🤣
And it is, horrifying.