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Note: Due to an influx of right wing trolls, I may soon start locking the comments and live chats to only paid subscribers soon. In addition, 50% of our content are for paid subscribers, 50% are free. If you see me offering a sale, like the one I do in the post today, make sure to take it!

Hannah's avatar

God, I pay, okay? Are you really going to make the poor pay too? Let the trolls troll. For some reason I don't get, because I am not you, you allow them to exist.

Sometimes I wonder if you are really all that pleased with your creation.

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Sep 8, 2024
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Simon - The Lib Long Coach's avatar

Trolls can’t kill God! Smite them like you did in the Old Testament. You were a serious badass in the old days!

Shirley Peck's avatar

Please,please, please 🙏 block the 👿

Space Plum's avatar

Probably my last comment then. I cannot afford a subscription or have the ways and means to do so if I did. The internet just sucks anymore.

Christopher Manson's avatar

Lord, I know you're not really pulling off a lot of Old Testament type miracles these days, but I Humbly ask that, the next time Felon Trump lies on live television... can you please make his head explode?

Amen.

Love, Your Faithful Servant Christopher

BJTS's avatar

I think a lightning bolt from the sky, on a clear, sunny day would be the perfect sign from God.

Christopher Manson's avatar

Least he could do for us after stopping that round.

Shirley Peck's avatar

Heck, BJTS, I’d be amused if God could give the guy a hemorrhoid just for fun.

Altamama2's avatar

Two maybe…..an innie and an outie!

Mary Veron's avatar

I’m almost certain he’s the AntiChrist. What say you God?

KHKate's avatar

However, he may be the anti-Christ's orange sock puppet.

KHKate's avatar

As I always say, he's too dumb and not good-looking enough! You have to resemble a young Al Pacino to win that one!

Eve Alman Goldstein's avatar

In the midst of my crisis of faith, I believe everything You have written in this post. I believe, in this post, You are entirely correct. I hope more humans read this and understand the danger we are in. The danger caused by us humans. Please forgive us. And please help us. Amen.

Izzie O's avatar

Good Saturday to you, White Whiskers 💙 💜 💖

William Breeden's avatar

As an agnostic, I can't guarantee your existence, but I like the way you think.--peace

Suki Herr's avatar

Of course there was the Russian assist, fraud, thievery, sexual assault, mismanagement of a deadly pandemic+demonstrably dumb, Corp news ignored in 16, 20 what’s a bit of dementia in 24.

Democrats nominated another brilliant person with a social conscience&w/o a penis. What to do?

Kenneth Hines's avatar

The ulterior concern is ‘how fast can he die, after the election?’ Or be put out to pasture, golf-club-wise. He’s just being a useful idiot to a lot of interested parties and has been for a long time. Dementia is pretty much a bonus as long as the cult tags along.

Follow The Money - cui bono's avatar

Then the Yale Hillbilly would be in charge. 🤦‍♂️

Sandy's avatar

Amen, God 👏👏👏👏

Mary Ellen Hobaugh's avatar

Since you're all knowing, will you please give us a hint, at least, about when tfg ends? When, where & how if you please.

You're also all powerful so why not just end this chaos? Easy peasy.

Ginny Haddy's avatar

Amen and thank God for God

Res LST's avatar

Thank you for your daily dose of truth. I often re-read your posts to clear my mind. Keep keeping on. This fan ❤️ you.

Doc Blase''s avatar

Praise yourself.

Mary CWM's avatar

God said it and I believe it!