59 Comments
User's avatar
Bronwyn Halls's avatar

Dear God: In the hippie 1970s we said that GOD stood for Generator, Operator, Destroyer. At the time it meant Brahma, Vishnu and Shiva.

But now it means YOU: Generator of hope and laughs, smooth Operator of words and tech, and Destroyer of liars and idiots. Ramen!

PS LOVE the karaoke, God <3

Christine Chapman's avatar

what a king soul you have. welcome to the kindness zones!

Suel J's avatar

Well that brought back memories. Generator operator destroyer indeed

BE Anderson's avatar

Saw Pope Leo today. He is doing your work very well.

Allison's avatar

Thank The Father he got off the coin!

Lisa Nystrom's avatar

Humor keeps us from going insane. Thank you for providing some relief. You never disappoint, God. ❤️🤍💙

Kemi Barnes's avatar

Thank you for what you do! I am on the quieter side, but want you to know that I enjoy every single one of your posts. It's always great to get moments of good (complete with smiles and laughter) inserted into the seemingly neverending stream of crazy that we're currently swimming in. Thank you!❤️

Mary M's avatar

Thanks for the Monty Pyton, God! I needed more than I realized.

Joni Bosch's avatar

I suspect that a lot of the people who believe this is sacrilegious don’t like seeing their actual reflections in your mirror

Robot Bender's avatar

Their God doesn't have a sense of humor. God obviously has one. I mean, have you ever seen a platypus? 😆

Joni Bosch's avatar

Good point. Have you ever read good omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Diamond or seen it on Amazon prime? What an awesome description of God.

someone who doesn't play dice with the universe but plays an "ineffable game" of an unknown, complex design. This game is like poker with infinite stakes played in a pitch-dark room with blank cards, a smiling dealer, and no rules.

Robot Bender's avatar

I love Sir Terry's work!

Joni Bosch's avatar

I think he is the modern day Mark Twain. His views of humans strike me as being dead on

Robot Bender's avatar

I was heartbroken when he passed. I've read most of his work and he was a keen observer of humans.

Joni Bosch's avatar

Have you also read small gods?

DrVictoria Public Health Doc's avatar

You are a bright spot in some very dark days, and inspire hope. Thank you and bless yourself and Jesus!

Chaos Goblin's avatar

Heheheh I feel seen!

Dianne K's avatar

If god and jebus would have been this much fun in church, I might not have become a "born again, atheist."

You see, we're all born atheists, and religion is forced on us until we are able to make our own choices. So, I choose to come here everyday, catch up on the news, and listen to god sing karaoke. Best part of all, NO "tithing."

Rona's avatar

Humor is a mighty weapon. Many thanks. (I mean, come on, ya gotta love a God that loves Monty Python, right??)

Tim's avatar

Oh, stop it! Stop it! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling!

Linda Sanford Wirt's avatar

Tender and Lost

Tender and lost, fingers crossed

In hope unaware they followed her there.

Where powerful men made merry

Cruelly took their precious “cherry”..

Then beat the poor child into silence

After the bloody obscene violence.

Gluttons paid to lay ruin the maid

For betrayal of trust they sinned for lust

This sinful mission they lied and cajoled

They said whatever it took to behold

The child nude, openly unaware

What in Hell did follow them there!

This childhood loss tore asunder

Their youthful hopes and their wonder

Their innocence became outrage

And their bodies a painful cage

And now that they’ve grown

To be a till caged in the known

Lord Above, What has happened to Love?

How do we accept integrity bereft?

How can we extoll the criminal minds

How can we hide their shameful designs?

Of long ago yet living still

Of children now barred of future will?

Alas this crime of ill repute

Regressive oppressive humanity mute

To voice sinful truth is paralyzing

Hard to imagine analyzing

How the children whose violent rape

They can NEVER escape.

They serve a Life sentence.

And there is no reprieve.

No bribery nor extortion.

No forgetting what they believe

Lives lost in chaos and shame

They find no path to blame

Justice denied with opening eyes.

The woman who led the Childhood flock

Into danger subterfuge merciless dock

She blythely guided to sexual molestation

Repressed and denied by our own nation

Still comfortably from jail now “dealing”

Still her victims seek lifetimes of healing.

Linda Sanford Wirt's avatar

As you know by now, you are my guide, my shepherd, my inspiration, and i give you all the credit for life on this beautiful planet and the evolution of intelligence. Dear God why did you put the apple tree where Eve could reach the fruit? I mean… temptation is hard enough to resist since Adam was such a Hunka Burnin’ Love! Do you recall (a very long time ago) when you said “Let there be light”? That garden of Eden was lovely too so…

Anyway… the Ten Commandments and the parting of The Red Sea were great successes. The burning bush ranked up there because you said “I Am” which has resounded with your fans who try to stay in reality. Yup sending one of your sons to let us know your golden rule. Can’t fault him for that! On the other hand I want you to know that your other sons and daughters are also thriving through centuries of discord among and between them. I wonder if the time is due for another miracle??? Something to unite us …. The chaos is becoming very hard for “we humans” who struggle to love one another during absurd abuse, lies, greed, and bratty, inconsistent, retribution and constant bootlicking which seems to me distasteful (to say the least!). Our President has even taken to worshiping Gold again. Will that fascination ever cease?

I’ll write to you again someday. So little time & so much to say…. Linda

Linda Sanford Wirt's avatar

Thanks God for bringing the words to me!

Ellen's avatar

Thank you God for being you

Richard's avatar

Thank you! Humor and laughing keeps me sane for the past 42 weeks(since the 🍊🤡was sworn in).

Cynthia Hornbuckle's avatar

You bless You!!!

Carl's avatar

I can't wait for your youtube channel (even though youtube is generally something I usually avoid unless I need to do drywall, perform vehicle repairs, or get the latest on alien conspiracies).

I have a suggestion for a periodic feature: "IceHole of the Week". This would start with a video clip of a characteristic act of cruel/immoral/illegal/stupid/loathsomeness of one of these morons (yeah, I know, so much material, how do you pick one?). That would be followed by a description of the special place in Hell being prepared for this loser, eternally excruciating misery informed by the abuse he/she/it meted out to the victims who suffered under this particular IceHole.

Oh, as a bonus, if anyone can come up with a verifiable picture of this waddling bag lard without a mask on, we could all see that the real reason they hide their face is because they're just butt-ugly.

Suel J's avatar

This is great!

JP Connolly's avatar

Thanks so much for the Monty Python song. Wonderful!