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Bryan J's avatar

Any serious journalist should skip the Correspondents Dinner, let him speak to an empty room, much like his headspace.

Alexander Crouton-Skitch's avatar

If the media were to ignore him for just one day, which is impossible, he would die. When kegsbreath called all of the generals to scold them for no apparent reason, and Trump came out to a silent room, you could see the disappointment in his face. All they’ve told this fool is that this is just like a reality show, he’s overwhelmingly popular, and his ratings are high - the likes of which have never been seen.

BC's avatar

Being a narcissist, he is very easily manipulated. Praise him as if he's the smartest man on the planet, tell him he's the best thing America ever had, etc, etc. Whisper in his ear about anything you may want. Just make it sound as if it was his idea and/or he'll make money from it. Republicans are the absolute worst people because most of them know what he's doing and do not care. They could stop him and choose not to.

Hilary M's avatar

Well summarized! 👍

Binnie Ravitch's avatar

And You bless You, too, God! Please keep puncturing the endless MAGA lies and keep fighting and documenting the intentional cruelty of MAGA.

Bernadette Jaroch-Hagerman's avatar

There is a dialogue scene in the film "Bruce Almighty" where God says: "A single mom who's working two jobs and still finds time to take her kid to soccer practice, that's a miracle. A teenager who says "no" to drugs and "yes" to an education, that's a miracle. People want me to do everything for them. But what they don't realize is THEY have the power. You want to see a miracle, son? Be the miracle." We need to believe we have miraculous powers to survive, overthrow, and rebuild. God willing!!

deniway's avatar

"Why are all the men standing in front and totally dominating the photo? " BECAUSE THEY ARE ASSHOLES

JP Connolly's avatar

"I'm an extraordinarily brilliant person". Reader falls off chair laughing. Oh, dear god . . . AOC said it best "wah wah wah." He never quits with his nonsense. At least he didn't bring in Einstein to support his claim."Al said to me only yesterday..."

TrashPandaParty's avatar

As a woman, there is no way that I would be in a room with any of those men, let alone the whole pred of them.

They are in front because they are misogynist assholes who believe women belong behind them. Just look at the MAGAlpha bro movement.

Anne Fletcher-Jones's avatar

I’ve known two tennis pros and both of them are arrogant asses. One is my stepsister’s husband (Brit/Canadian) who, in the late eighties, stayed at my house (in the California desert), strolled over to a nearby tennis club and stole towels (yes, I know, very petty of me to note this). Then he declared that the U.S. is a communist country and was so rude I contemplated reporting him to the immigration authorities.

The other was my next door neighbor who worked at a nearby country club, used their gardeners to do his yard work, had them dump their clippings and other garden waste over our fence and refused to maintain his swimming pool pump which made extremely loud sucking noises. We asked city hall to investigate and the rubbish problem stopped but the disgusting pool noise never did. He even had the gall to come to the open house my realtor arranged after my husband died.

So as you can tell, I have zero love for tennis professionals. End of rant.

MrsZzee's avatar

If he is an extraordinarily brilliant person, then the bar has been lowered.... extraordinarily

Dawna Stromsoe's avatar

Dear God, you know that Margo Martin is the fill-in for the PedoFelon’s wife? When it’s “wife” is photographed smiling, it’s generally Margo.

I admire the journalists NOT attending the event that’s supposed to honor the First Amendment. This year will just be another round of the media whore’s hateful racist misogynist vile vomit.

Richard's avatar

Amen! The man child was throwing a huge temper tantrum yesterday. Of course, a MAGA judge had to spoil ruin the celebration. Tonight’s event is going to be a joke. Geez, he makes the men’s tennis players stand in the front and the ladies tennis players stand in the back. Btw, did he served all the players greasy unhealthy food.

P J Johnston's avatar

We definitely have to pushing "forward" it's the only way to go. Thank you for all you and your son Jesus do!

Dan Beach's avatar

How many pictures have we seen where Cheerless Leader is posed looking exactly the same: cheesy smile "thumbs up" at coat-button level, frozen. It really looks like a cardboard cutout. How can one duplicate that pose over and over and over?

Denise Palesch's avatar

Did those entitled white guys text each other in the morning with, “Wear your red ties today, fellows. We want to look our best in our photos, while crowding out tennis players of the wrong sex.”

Why did the team even bother going to that White House?

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

It's in their name, you know. If you change the stresses when you say "Virginia", it's got "urgin' ya" in it.

Dear United States: Virginia is urgin' ya to stay United. Five months to go until you really can trash this rotten regime.

BillyBobPA's avatar

Thank you Virginia for proving that you can be useful and an asset to our nation. Amen!

Elaine M's avatar

Hilariglorious! A new word from the Almighty. Let’s bring that spirit to bring forth hope to get out of the quagmire that we are in.