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Kathleen Polly's avatar

Oh yeah bloated orange fucking piece of shit is NOT smarter than the algae he wants to control!

Anne Fletcher-Jones's avatar

Definitely a higher life form than Dumb as a stump tRump! No contest.

Julie Silverman's avatar

Hi God. As a long time subscriber, I have to say that I avoid Fox News like the plague.(which is something that I think you have taught us to avoid if possible.) yesterday I came home and my husband had Fox News on and was laughing. I sat down for a moment to watch the Talking Heads (not the band) speaking very seriously about the tragedy that is the reflecting pool. How terrible and awful those liberal crazies are, defacing that wonderful thing that your dear leader made possible. Please thank yourself for always being levelheaded and realistic. Love ya, God.

Anne Fletcher-Jones's avatar

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Marguerite Funk's avatar

It's not easy being green......But being Orange is OK.

Cat's avatar

The national guard policing a reflecting pool while the Epstein class pillages and plunders our democracy is just sad and pathetic at this point. And so, so obvious.

JP Connolly's avatar

Huzzah for algae!

Richard's avatar

Trump probably had a shitty Father’s Day!

David A Henry's avatar

I could see him sitting at the Father’s Day brunch with all his fuck trophy children. He has a black sharpie and a copy of his will in front of him. He then makes all his children heap praise upon him for all the wonderful fatherly things he does (or else they get lined out of the will with the sharpie). 😂

Rona's avatar

G*dammit, it's killing the ducklings, drain that cesspool NOW!! Pedo Prez is such a disgusting loser piece of sh*t. Apologies, but the dead baby ducklings really got me.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Despite what your sycophants say

The rest of the world can tell

For your myriad crimes, you creep DonOld

Your soul is bound for hell

Alexander Crouton-Skitch's avatar

In other news, blue chip stocks are drastically declining, but industry analysts believe they will all eventually rise to the top.

Cam Choiniere's avatar

God, you definitely packed a ton of great material in this post! Were it not for your comic approach to this dystopian situation, we somewhat same ones would have no hair or fingernails left! We raise you for your existence.

Cam Choiniere's avatar

Umm—we praise you…😆

Lexie Norway's avatar

Happy Monday God, JC and Angels!!! What a wonderful letter of worshipping the cause against fascism. Amen. You are appreciated God. Thank you for keeping it real, standing up for what is right and making us laugh along the way. As well as keeping what is funny and what is not separate.

This is the thing that keeps faith alive, in hope that it will get better. There are enough people that care about one another more than the ones who hate. Slowly the fear will disapate as more and more stand together while truth continues to be unveiled in their eyes.

Thankfully discernment was given to a lot of us long ago, who have been speaking the truth from the get. Regardless of those who listened or believed, because truth always comes out in the end.

Kenneth Chambers's avatar

Green slime conquers orange slime every time!

Phyllosaurus-53's avatar

Team Algae!!!! Team Algae!!!!!! 😂😂😂👏👏👏👏

BillyBobPA's avatar

GO GREEN! AMEN!