Dear Humans,
President Epstein spent Father’s Day weekend blaming ‘radical left lunatics’ for his epic algae failure at the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, deployed National Guard troops and helicopters to guard the algae, and started arresting Americans for touching the blue paint.
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1. Donald Blames You For His Failures
The only person who ‘seriously vandalized’ the Reflecting Pool was Donald, when he instructed workers to use the strongest hydrogen peroxide possible, causing the very recently installed new dark blue paint to come loose.
Who would do such a thing? You, Donald. You did the thing. You are a sick, deranged person.
And "We will fix it?” Why did he use a question mark?
Who is he asking? Himself?
Even Donald knows he’s not winning this war because he’s too dumb.
2. He’s Arresting People For Touching His Failure
Trump officials arrested former US Olympic cyclist David Hearns for being near the reflecting pool and touching some of the detached blue rubber crap.
Touching their failure is a crime now.
Here we see TEN police officers arresting a curious onlooker just for picking up a floating piece of Trump peeling paint.
What crime has he committed? Touching paint that is floating everywhere? And why is there blue paint everywhere? DID…DID SOME IDIOT dump a bunch of high-concentration hydrogen peroxide in the pool?
These people are seeing more punishment than January 6 criminals for the crime of simply existing outside on a beautiful sunny day.
Donald poured so many chemicals into the pool, that now ducks are starting to show up dead in the water. His infinite incompetence and endless evil is getting American soldiers, civilians and wildlife killed.
The Reflecting Pool arrests by Park Police are fascism in action.
Trump’s government is making up accusations against citizens to protect the fragile ego of the humiliated president.
3. Bless You, Algaefa!
Bless the brave Team Algae protesters mocking Donald on the scene!
"Let's grow algae, let's grow!” 😂
“Algae’s smarter than MAGA!” 😂
4. Thou Shalt Not Blame The Left For Thy Idiocy
Thou shalt not blame “radical left lunatics” because you’re incapable of defeating algae.
Thou shalt not arrest citizens for touching your failure.
Thou shalt not kill baby ducks and then blame it on ‘radical leftist lunatics’ because you’re an anti-science moron.
Thou shalt not waste tax dollars on thy nonsensical vanity projects.
Thou shalt not deploy the National Guard out in 100-degree heat to protect algae.
Donald, it doesn’t matter how many statues you paint gold. It doesn’t matter if you build a wall, or an arch, or a ballroom, or if you put your name on buildings, or if you win a Nobel Peace Prize.
The world will remember you forever exactly for what you are — a vile stain on humanity, the worst president in American history, and the worst American in American history.
Also, we will never forget that you’re in the Epstein files more than anyone..by a LOT. History will always remember that about you.
You’re going to burn in Hell, Donald…and you know it.
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6. An Urgent Message From God
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We must keep fighting back until the power of the fascist pedocracy is broken forever.
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Love,
God
GO
TEAM
ALGAE!!
Oh yeah bloated orange fucking piece of shit is NOT smarter than the algae he wants to control!