Dear Humans,
Lo, bless the people who marched on Washington, D.C. this weekend to impeach Trump! He must be removed!
And their timing is divine, because the fall of the House of Trumpedo has hit the tipping point. Everything is going wrong for Donald. It’s WONDERFUL!
1. Abandon Ship!
BEHOLD AND REJOICE! His polls are falling like he tripped walking down the stairs of Air Force One. Oh and also:
Republicans got annihilated on November 4.
Trump lost the Epstein files vote.
Marjorie Taylor Greene resigned.
Many more Republicans are planning to resign next.
Republicans may lose their House majority as soon as January.
Trump developed a crush on Zohran Mamdani so huge the likes of which has not been seen in quite some time, confusing racists everywhere.
The demented toddler accidentally reposted calls to impeach himself.
Kash Patel to be removed as FBI director
Elon Musk accidentally proved every MAGA account on Twitter is being run by foreign troll farms. God is still laughing about that one.
Trump’s revenge prosecution against the former FBI chief was thrown out because Donald handed the case to a blonde model who didn’t know what the fuck she was doing.
2. Thou Shalt Not Obey Unlawful Orders
The Mark Kelly situation is simple and damning. A retired Navy captain and astronaut reminded U.S. troops that they can refuse unlawful orders. That’s it. That was the entire message.
The regime’s response has been insanely stupid.
They threatened to recall him to active duty.
They acted like he committed treason for quoting the Constitution.
They drew a billion times more attention to the issue than the original video ever would have.
They did this because they’re trying to intimidate soldiers into obeying their unlawful orders. They know that at soon as the military learns to defy Trump, their fascist coup is finished.
3. Join Our Community
God and G.I. Jesus are front-line digital warriors in this global information war. Yup, we’re basically modern American heroes. We’re up against demented dictators, fascist billionaires, and an endless horde of MAGA bot accounts run by Russian spies.
If you want to help us fight these bastards for real, join our community. Let’s build God’s independent media operation into an unstoppable force for good. Claim thy 22% off blessing when you upgrade today:
We don’t have Russian billionaires backing us. And we don’t have the president to pardon us.
All we have is each other. Are you with us? We are with you.
Every subscriber, every friend you tell, every like, every share, every comment pushes our lines forward.
We’re going to beat these bastards. Don’t give up the fight.
Love,
God
From Your lips to Your own ears!
It was no accident Elon Musk accidentally outed the MAGA troll farm sources.
Elon has been ever-so-jealous, since Trump fell in love with Zohran Mamdani.
A vengeful Elon figuratively threw Trump’s clothes out an upstairs bedroom window.
There they now lay, scattered across the White House lawn, like deflated Christmas blow-up decorations from the 2015 Husky-Santa Blue Suit and Red Tie Collection.