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Lizzie's avatar

Oh God, I see your righteous hand in this! 😊

Both these things!

Marguerite Funk's avatar

This has me crying because I'm so thrilled!!!!!! Long live The Onion!!!!!

Kay-El's avatar

1. Who would have thought I might actually become an Infowars fan now?

2. Dude on the bike = instant karma got him

Papa Art's avatar

I wonder how long it will take for MAGATS to figure out that Info Wars is being run by the Onion and what they are seeing and reading is now satire? Better yet, when will Donold repost something thinking that Jones is still controlling content?

P.S. Last Friday, 4/17, God sang Touch of Gray to celebrate my retirement. I was touched by the love from God and all the Angels. What a wonderful community of caring people. I am so happy to be a subscriber!

Dianne K   🐱🐶🐈‍⬛ 🐾❤️'s avatar

Rachel Maddow just interviewed the new owner of info wars. She showed 3 product advertisements.

A clear capsule full of “pure air.” An “anti-demon patch.” And, “Learn how to float in air.” Ok, works for me. 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Leu2500's avatar

the sale finally went thru? woo hoo!

Tim's avatar

So, what's changed? InfoWars has always been a joke.

Deborah solleveld's avatar

But now we can enjoy the laughs not cringe

Tim's avatar

Ah, yes. At least now my blood won't boil when I read about the latest conspiracy theory.

Kara Starkey's avatar

🧅🙌🏽🧅👏🏽🧅🫶🏽🧅👍🏽🧅

Stacy's avatar

God, I am wondering if there are videos with Jesus like in the old days. I don't get alerts about them. I miss spending the time with you.

Don A in Pennsultucky's avatar

If you are going to steal a bike, be sure to wear a helmet.

Andrea Stoeckel's avatar

The Onion has got to be as old as me (or close) Go Onion Go

emily rosenthal's avatar

I am writing again for myself and others who need to read* instead of listening to all the wonderful things you are sharing on Substack. I have been a paid subscriber for a while, but you're just not as funny and comforting when I can't see what you're talking about. In fact, it's pretty unpleasant, so I'm less likely to renew. *remember reading?

Christie sebo's avatar

Alex Jones is positively apoplectic. I love that for us.

Christine Chapman's avatar

OH DEAREST OF DEARS!!!!

Such an example You Both set. Look at the Marvelous Deeds and Action Your Beloveds are taking and making!!! truly a Sign From Thyself to All Who Heed!!!

Satire, that Righteousness of wrinkly brains...LONG LIVE THE ONION.(tears for the fears)

Blessed Morning this day!

Tis a Joy to Rise and Shine With the Letters From You Each and Every Time!

Thank You, You Righteous One, You!!!!!