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Lizzie's avatar
4hEdited

Oh God, I see your righteous hand in this! 😊

Both these things!

Marguerite Funk's avatar

This has me crying because I'm so thrilled!!!!!! Long live The Onion!!!!!

Leu2500's avatar

the sale finally went thru? woo hoo!

Stacy's avatar

God, I am wondering if there are videos with Jesus like in the old days. I don't get alerts about them. I miss spending the time with you.

Dianne K   🐱🐶🐈‍⬛ 🐾❤️'s avatar

Rachel Maddow just interviewed the new owner of info wars. She showed 3 product advertisements.

A clear capsule full of “pure air.” An “anti-demon patch.” And, “Learn how to float in air.” Ok, works for me. 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

emily rosenthal's avatar

I am writing again for myself and others who need to read* instead of watching or listening to all the wonderful I have been a paid subscriber for a while, but you're just not as funny and comforting when I can't see what you're talking about. In fact, it's pretty unpleasant, so I'm less likely to renew. *remember reading?