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Kathleen Polly's avatar

What a FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT jerkoff vance is!

Linda Unger's avatar

The most punchable face.

Kay-El's avatar

Vance’s word salad video was a sight to behold. Keep digging that hole Couchfucker.

Jane in NC's avatar

I'm with Seth on this one. All these MAGA christians/catholics are a bunch of scorpions in a bowl. We don't have to care who wins, just enjoy the show! 🍿🍷

Denise Palesch's avatar

Keep talking, JD.

The bigger the lie; the more the words.

Bernadette Jaroch-Hagerman's avatar

I will never be convinced that J.D. truly believes in GOD, JESUS, or the tenets of Roman Catholicism. If he did, then accountability for his life choices on Earth would be expected on the other side of this existence. So, he's either lying about his faith or he's as stupid as stupid comes.

Frederica Huxley's avatar

He didn’t just convert to Catholicism, he joined the dark side: Opus Dei

Gunnar Jensen's avatar

(I believe these Hillbilly Vanilli, magaista type psychophants “believe” whatever pays for them to pretend believe before whichever audience du jour they may find themselves.) It’s interesting that these fools have overplayed a pitiable hand and are now flaming out on the world’s stage with their withered, fake messiah leading the memes …

Alexander Crouton-Skitch's avatar

It’s only a matter of time before the inner circle really starts chewing one another up, spitting one another out, and stabbing one another in the back in realtime, because they would rather ramp up their loyalty to Trump than have Trump turn them into a Bondi, or at best be the recipient of a childish nickname like Nikki “Birdbrain” Haley, who thought she would go so far, or at least as far as she could shove her tongue up his orange butt.

Karen B's avatar

Well….the Couchfucker is learning Trumpeeze language quite bigly.

Elijah’s Shadow's avatar

🤔 Nikki Haley…. Nikki Haley….. Oh, I remember her. Who could forget how she even lost her own home state in the primaries. Wonder what she’s up to these days.

Suel J's avatar

Believe I saw a news clip of her shooting a rocket from Israel into Palestine. It was quite gross.

Gunnar Jensen's avatar

Never, EVER thought I’d be so closely aligned with God! Thank you, Jesus! (My Mom will be astonished when I tell her, “Mom, I finally, found God!” … or, uh, oh, wait, did it, she, he, they finally find me¿? Oh crap, Guess I’ll just have to keep reading to find out …)

Stan hasegawa's avatar

I liked the karaoke today.

Jane in NC's avatar

Seth Andrews of the golden voice! Awesome get, God and Jesus! The father, the son, and the prodigal!

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

This piece of excrement is adding a new term to the English language.

Instead of just "advance", we now have De-Vance — "devance".

To go backwards, retract, offer a lie.

A bit close to "deviance", too … if you ask me (which you didn't).

Jeffrey Oswald's avatar

Devo (also from Ohio, by the way) has class and style. VP Vance has neither.

That being said, I can picture VP Vance in a sleeveless turtleneck with a red flower pot on his head.

klotzilla's avatar

Jamie Hamel a.k.a. JD Vance earnestly tries to out-buffoon the clown-in-chief. Like his ringleader, he's working hard to 'fake it till you make it' both as a politician and as a Catholic. And failing hilariously. Poor, poor Jamie.

Mandy (CastielsHamster)'s avatar

🎶JD Vance has no fucking rizz

rizz

Doo dah, doo dah

He'd rather be where the sofa is,

Oh the doo dah day

Groping Erika Kirk

This guy's a fucking jerk

JD Vance has no fucking rizz

Oh the doo dah day🎶

Jeffrey Oswald's avatar

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